I can’t take this anymore

The coomer meme has merit to it. I can’t stop fucking jacking my dick to videos of bitches getting fucked. Someone convince me with facts why I shouldn’t continue. I was always taught that masturbation was healthy and natural. Yet I always feel guilty afterwards and I have no energy for the remainder of the day. I fucking hate my life. Also this is probably why I am single and always just stare at ladies’ asses.

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Fuck you guys. No real advice. I guess the coomer meme was just a bunch of shills I fell for.

Stop masturbating

no facts here, but i am on day ~95ish and it feels great
you can do it bro. first 15 days are the toughest

So was the Honk meme.

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I’ve tried nofap for a month twice and I always relapse hardcore. I’ve done drugs and smoked cigarettes and never been addicted to something like this

who cares just
>COOM

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Good luck to you. I need to try again I guess but I know I’m going to relapse.

I'm in the same boat. I lift weights, meditate, run, but still at the end of the day all I want to do is COOM. It's a sickness and I just want to be cured

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No, no, good goy, keep pacifying yourself. You don't want prostate cancer, do you?

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WHY STOP FEELS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O OOO O O OOOO OO O O O O O

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I never masturbated when I was dating. But even without just the real ease of porn I realized how corrupted my sexual ideas are because of it. It’s like I am permanently damaged from all the gross shit I’ve seen.

BEST TWITTER POST EVER

Everytime you get the urge, remember that a filthy Jew is rubbing his hands at the thought of you wasting your sexual energy.

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Oh no...

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I'm in my thirties and take medication that lowers my sex drive. One time I went 2 months without jerking off just because I forgot to. I force myself to COOM once a week just to make sure my plumbing is in working order.

wrote some huge shit but phone tripped out

past 2 months the effects were crazy for me. stick with it my man dont give up

women def notice. its like a bluetooth connection. so much easier to hit on them too. also ur dicks standards will lower and get rock hard to like 6s

Try stumbling on CP when you're 13.
>trying this hard

dude i'm 34 and that's bad. you should at least want to coom daily. its good to nofap but that sounds like your meds are fucking you up.

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You don't need anons to post "facts". Your shit life is all the evidence you need. I haven't coomed since the Coomer meme even though I've wanted to. In reality, cooming is a process you have to initiate. Stop being controlled by your desires and don't initiate it. Don't give in. Enjoy the feeling of horny-ness in your dick. Let it ride. When I feel the desire to coom, I just think "what happens if I dont? Let's find out" and I ride the wave. You'll notice your cock being bigger in its default state, instead of being contracted and shriveled. You'll be at half mast all the time, and that's a good thing. You'll have sexual energy stored in your balls that you can do something with. The evidence is in your fucking pants right now if you stop cooming and just feel it.

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Eventually you will be depressed, your hairline will recede, and you will get carpal syndrome or some dick problems. Also you will always seek more fucked up porn because the current things you fap to wont do it anymore, you will waste more and more of your day just to find THE best porn clip to fap to. The coomer meme is here to prevent you from this vicious cycle. Just look at him and tell me if you want to end up like him

By promoting your meme like a kike would you are turning me against you. Fuck off with your gay small hat ops.

I've never seen this level of false equivalence before

Go back to owens stream you faggot bear

working on the goomer meme here

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me on the right

>Facts and logic plz

This loser

>this will happen for sure
Except you literally cannot demonstrate that it will, at all, with facts or data or anything. Giving yourself a sexual release only gives you not benefits over time, such as reducing the risk of prostate cancer. Look up the facts you retard.

net benefits*

goddamn this meme

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Masturbation is fine once per week. Stop watching porn, because its a psyop to numb your brain and motivation to stop you from being a kickass chad.

To stop:
Don’t use the internet at all for one week (to detox from dopamine)
Instead:
Spend an hour per day helping some one in need (for the oxytocin)
Workout one hour per day (for a natural release of various endorphins)
Set your weekly goals once per week so you always have something productive to do instead of porn

If you ever relapse take this one week break from the internet again.

WARNING WARNING WARNING: DO NOT START TAKING HEALTH ADVICE FROM SKINHEAD FREAKS.

NoFappers are literally men who spend every waking hour thinking about how they can control your dick. And by literally, I do mean LITERALLY.

Don't fall for the bullshit from these sex hating incel freaks.

Is Mr. Coomer himself a criminal? A dredge on society? Or just a guy who really likes porn and has money to burn from working hard?

Newsflash: it's the last option and it's not a fucking sin.

There's no God and probably no afterlife, so mother-fuck it.

Beat off daily if you want.

Up the ante with BBC.

I'm already going to get a lot of flack from the usual racecucks here, so you know what?

I don't fucking care.

My favorite video right now is called LEARN TO BE A KEKOLD on Xhamster.

It's so fucking hot my brain almost melts out my eyes when I come to it. I jerk off two or three times per day and then go about my shit.

Big fucking deal, I like porn and adore the shit out of BBC.

Get over it.

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Juden raus
Pretty certain that losing your seed on a daily basis, makes you lose your hair.

This desu

Why don't you spell it correctly?

But can you still have normal sex? Does that count as cooming?

>I'm in the same boat. I lift weights, meditate, run, but still at the end of the day all I want to do is COOM. It's a sickness and I just want to be cured
Then take estrogen....

Guys. Evolution designed you to occasionally get horny. Doesn't mean you have to masturbate every day, or every week.

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We are hurting (((their))) main source of mind control and man weakness. Porn shrinks part of brain that responsible for producing motivation.

From your description it is clear that you are in need of better porn. Try browsing /d/ or /aco/ and see if anything catches your interest

this is not coomer this is his brother goomer.

>prostate cancer
I only hear this benefit. Yet idk I feel like being a degenerate has a shorter life expectancy.

Remind me not to shake hands with you. I hope you and your pud have a nice life together.

I've done nofap for almost 5 months.
You may think, 1 month..5 months whatever, but at 1 month in I was still in some sort of insanity mode whereas 3 months in I was like some sort of zen master. Nofap changed my life even after I stopped really doing it hardcore. You can't just give up your energy like that all the time it's just cause and effect.

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I did Nofap for 3 months. It's retarded non sense.

>The coomer meme has merit to it. I can’t stop fucking jacking my dick to videos of bitches getting fucked.
Get a girlfriend. She will occupy all your time by bitching and you won't be able to jack off all day.

Masturbating every now and then to your imagination is fine and healthy. It's the porn that is rotting your brain.

Intelligent post
Hateful shit post written by a satanist

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GONNA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'M GONNA FUCKING COOM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Nofap
bahaha, dumb goyim. They just want to make your life as miserable as possible.

I only watch lesbian porn and solo women, nice try fags :^)

trying this hard

We'll first off be ready to have a 4ppebs link of the thread handy because jannies WILL prune this thread in a matter of hours maybe minutes. I'll try my best to drop all NoFap material I have. Currently on a 5 day streak surprisingly easy so far but testosterone is through the roof.

This thread will help you big time. The technique here is helping me big time. I believe it's all in psychology.
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Pic related but you'll have to zoom all the time. If anyone has better quality pls drop.

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>I did Nofap for 3 months. It's retarded non sense.
People make it into all or nothing, like with everything. You are designed to occasionally fap if you cannot have sex.

It's your only hope.

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be strong brother. Plus if you are doing all those things chances are your dopamine isn't totally fucked so any horniness you have is probably mostly natural/not a depraved addiction.

Simple solution is jack off without porn which is huge

This will never catch on because us gamers already know we are losers

Solo femdom porn, rise up noob. No niggers or jews.

you can jack off but try to do that shit without porn, it will severely reduce your ability to cum and the frequency of sessions. STOP IT!

Mainly posting anti-poem right now but semen retention/reabsorbtion is the next real step and a game changer if you want serious improvement outside of just breaking porn addiction

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>Someone convince me with facts
Impossible. Pathos is the only way to change hearts and minds, hence the term hearts and minds instead of FACTS and LOGIC

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>t.

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we are all gonna die just play with your weiner if you want to.
fuck.

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Also meant to write anti-porn in but you get the point.

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10-15 years ago being anti jacking off would be some religious nutjob shit. But now coomers are understanding the wisdom of the church leaders

I only see my gf twice a week, I need to coooomm when I can’t see her. I’m horny at least 4-5 times a day :/
Porn is terrible tho, it’s an addiction I wish I could quit

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the problem is I just want to watch porn, not go get laid, I don't even know how to do that

So...you look at a picture and you fuck your hand.
Pretty kewl. Don't get your hand pregnant.

most Jewish post I've ever seen

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You are not feel better because that is your mind default state. In other word you already hit rock bottom of your mind so no matter how much porn you watch you mind can't degrading any further.

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I jacked about 2-3 times a day, always rock hard, always horny. But when I stopped, I certainly felt an energy increase. I'm still having a hard time stopping though. I never watched sick porn and I mainly fapped to pictures.

If I don’t cum often I come too fast during intercourse, so I nut at least once a day

>Pretty certain
meh, good enough for me Aquafresh

You're an enthusiastic little cuss, ain't ya?

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The Coomer meme unironically helped me quit cooming. I haven't coomed for a week and my cock is always at half mast now. I walk around with a snake in my pants instead of a shriveled wee wee

Your brain will require eventually. Try going hard mode for a few months. You'll heal, eventually.

I hate my life too. This modern day world is not for me. I’ve even got a gf of a few years. But this world is too boring and restricted same old bullshit everyday

>I can’t stop fucking jacking my dick to videos of bitches getting fucked.
and? fucking take the jackpill. get on adderall or something similiar, fake your way through the meetings with the doctor and just save that shit for weekend. i stay up for 2 days straight, friday and saturday and fucking wank and download terabytes of porn that would make a catholic priest blush. i have a huge collection so i can always get a chest burster then i take my supplements and get rest on sunday and i fucking conquer my weekdays. i always feel like a new man after a two day commitment. i love living now- you fuckers need to take self pleasure seriously. use your non dominant hand, try different lubes, more "esoteric" jack materials, all sorts of shit can bring you to new levels of fucking amazingness. and hey if you cant get a script you can use other drugs or goto the drug store and get benzedrex and make jack tea. so many ways to live life and you fuckers fret over a good wank

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Same boat. Was addicted to it pretty bad. Deleted everything maybe a month ago. Day 2 of nofap, wish me luck

>the facts
You all speak with similar phrases. You should stop that.

The "thought leaders" here notice.

It's not boring for me and I don't fap. I wonder why?

Trannies go thru the same thing throwing out their girly clothes.But they always go back and buy more You have a demon.

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Get off the Internet right now bro.

I'm serious, either you'll relapse or this will be stupid hard for you to make it through.

Unless you have willpower, take the Internet away from your primate brain for the first 21 days at least unless absolutely necessary (for work/school etc.)

Based

What if someone masturbate to photos of his gf?

Semen retention is the way of the new decade.

The Coomer meme is based. I've made it to day 8 so far

My urges aren't really as strong as I thought they might be. A break from the internet definitely wouldn't be bad though, thanks

As long as you are not masturbating into your gf's womb, the jew rejoices

>WARNING WARNING WARNING: DO NOT START TAKING HEALTH ADVICE FROM SKINHEAD FREAKS.
>NoFappers are literally men who spend every waking hour thinking about how they can control your dick. And by literally, I do mean LITERALLY.
>Don't fall for the bullshit from these sex hating incel freaks.
>Is Mr. Coomer himself a criminal? A dredge on society? Or just a guy who really likes porn and has money to burn from working hard?
>Newsflash: it's the last option and it's not a fucking sin.
>There's no God and probably no afterlife, so mother-fuck it.
>Beat off daily if you want.
>Up the ante with BBC.
>I'm already going to get a lot of flack from the usual racecucks here, so you know what?
>I don't fucking care.
>My favorite video right now is called LEARN TO BE A KEKOLD on Xhamster.
>It's so fucking hot my brain almost melts out my eyes when I come to it. I jerk off two or three times per day and then go about my shit.
>Big fucking deal, I like porn and adore the shit out of BBC.
>Get over it.

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the jewish demon ai came up with this one, is it right?

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>blocks your nofap

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recently I used to COOM every fucking day and guess what ?

still had amazing gains at the gym
still had full head of hair
women were still attracted to me

only negative was low energy after COOM
but a quick nap would solve that

Dont believe the faggot superpower stories about no fap. No fap will lower your standards and make you very horny.

Having said that I am on day 10 of nofap just to reset my system and experiment a bit.