Q

This is Q. Q is an IBM quantum supercomputer. Soon it will be able to predict almost anything.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predictive_analytics
theconversation.com/explainer-quantum-physics-570
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youtube.com/watch?v=Z4rBDUJTnNU
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STOP ASHAMING YOUR COUNTRY

it can predict all it wants, but it can never guarantee.

Q sent Q to save us.

Q already has

>soon

Bet it can't even figure out if OP is gay or not.

I can't wait until it determines that niggers and kikes are inferior like every other advanced computer seems to.

>Is a frog gay?
Gay frogs

Q predicted this thread

If a very good predictor exists both now and in the future, then the future can contact us to an extent.
This follows from the Newcomb's paradox.

No, the frogs aren't actually gay.

Picture related is from 1999 (when first contacts with the future became possible due to computing technology).

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Checked
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_Q_Experience

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Redpill me on what changed and/or invented to allow contact from future desu

Q confirmed.
Also, look up the branch predictor:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Branch_predictor

It's a part of the processor which can predict the flow of the program (the branches it takes) with 99% (now even more) accuracy.

Incidentally, the Oracle from the Matrix can predict 99% of the outcomes according to the Architect:
youtube.com/watch?v=cHZl2naX1Xk

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Or the people that planned 9/11 put that in there on purpose.
9/11 was the red pill. How much more blatant can it be?
>muh future time quantam computer!
>not just someone who knew in advance
keke

Read this:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Branch_predictor

And this afterwards (the part on retrocausality):
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newcomb's_paradox#Causality_and_free_will

Q predicted itself.

These are the direct cause of the Mandela Effect.
Prove me wrong

marketing a theory that has yet to be proven
no working examples of quantum computers have yet to be made. everything so far is a simulation.
sage

The Chinese guy has a backdoor to the Oracle:
youtube.com/watch?v=1KJpYvV1n5w

C'mon, can it be even more obvious?

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Q predicted this

Its going to predict that inferior races should not exist because they slow down and ultimately stop human progress and destroy standards of beauty and excellence.

Will it also be able to predict why op is a fag?

Q is a fucking larp you fucking retarded snail eating nigger. Go back to Algeria.

Is this computer the Q that keeps posting around the internet? Is Q the first sentient machine!?

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Is this...Q?

will it tell me how cute or ugly I would have been if I transitioned?

youtube.com/watch?v=8Y2bS0s6r-I

Time, Dr. Freeman?
The part where Dr. Breen (an allusion to Google/Alphabet head Sergey Brin) gets destroyed (outcompeted by IBM, which leads to Q taking over):
youtube.com/watch?v=14cgH6MiYf8

Man, that's soooky

It only works because code is too repetitive (if it wasn't your entire hard disk full of code would be executed in less than one minute). The first ones were even very simple.

Look this up:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predictive_analytics

IT'S HAPPENING

The meaning:
Gman (government man) is watching all along and also has backdoors.

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Didn’t google just announce the most awesome computer ever!... sorry ibm

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IBM was first, and the advantage gained (if any) will soon be overtaken by far.

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Can it predict when it will be replaced by a better computer?

Told you guys Q was an ai

predict this, NIGGER

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Q literally predicted this.

Not only is it an AI (a predictive analytics system), it's an AI from the future.

HOLY SHIT Q JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

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theconversation.com/explainer-quantum-physics-570
>The real, everyday impacts of quantum physics have been obscured by marketers who use the word “quantum” relentlessly to suggest that their products are “high-tech,” in applications as diverse as data storage and, yes, dishwasher detergent. Similarly, New-age groups have co-opted “quantum” and used it to mean pretty much any absurd pseudo-religious idea they wish.
> All of this is bunk.
It's almost like its all just marketing bullshit.

youtube.com/watch?v=1XQgaqOlEIc

Quantum computers are amazing at simulating reality, like natural disasters and phisics. I cant wait for breakethroughs in that area because quantum computers will be they key for full dive VR. Just imagine the posibillities.

No. Quantum computing is very real, demotivational shill. Notice how he tries to associate two unrelated terms which sound similar to try to condition the guillable.

He uses a trigger which is common. It's called the "quantum woo/New Age trigger". It scares some guillable people, and repulses those who want to learn further about quantum physics.

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IBM Q is your doctor.

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youtube.com/watch?v=WIQx5d6apto

Very spooky LARP. 8/10

Yay Q
save our pink virgin assholes