Are Southerners the most based people on earth?

Southerners and the South in general just seems like a paradise. The more I think about it the more I wish my own country had even half their values.
>Followers of God and Jesus
>Only breed with whites
>Hate jews, arabs, niggers, spics, asians, trannies and jannies
>Pro first and second amendment
>Highly patriotic
>"Southern Hospitality"
>Men actually have a firm handshake
>Respect your elders ("Sir", "Ma'am")
>Tradition backed lifestyle
>Healthy hobbies like fitness, hunting, gardening, bbq
>Amazing homecooking
>Don't give a fuck what you think of them
>Immune to (((their))) brainwashing
>Too busy enjoying their lives to get cucked or sucked into feminist or politically correct bullshit
>Resourceful and wouldn't get assraped come the apocalypse
>Usually end up studying something worthwhile like veterinary science, paediatrics, law, etc.
>Country music (I don't really like it but it's another unique cultural thing to have if you're into that)

Southern women are literally built to have a big family and the men don't sit around jerking it to porn and playing fucking vidyagamez all day. Most likely out in their pickup that's top decking and wrecking and wouldn't stop to care what some eurotrash thinks of them.
Every Southerner I've ever met has been kind and better company than 99% of other people I know. Southerners are less trusting but if you are friendly, polite and have a good sense of humour then you'll get along fine. Tell me why I shouldn't move to the South. Europe is a shithole.

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South is dying.

What? How to change that?

You would be popular here. Euros are rare and exotic here.

>the men don't sit around jerking it to porn and playing fucking vidyagamez all day

I dont play video games very often anymore but I definitely spend most of my time free time sitting around, jerking off, getting drunk, and things of that nature.

Imagine being such an insecure fagstick that you have to use your kids as Instagram props for your gun obsession. Fucking cringe.

He should've at least given a gun to the loli

Southerners are part-indian and therefore non-white. The south is more corrupt than a third world country. They don't understand that wars cause inflation and that's why americans can't afford to live. Stop the wars and the cost of living will drop.

>South is dying.
False
census.gov/library/visualizations/2018/comm/population-change-2017-2018.html

I live in the south and it's pretty good we still have a lot of problems with Yanks and Beans moving here and fucking our shit up. You should move here and help us.

they shouldn't move here at all, dumbass

the south is boring as shit. theres a lot of nice white folks and all but its not for me

>Healthy hobbies

likes chewing tobacco, moon shine, eating lots of bacon, cooks with lard... yeah healthy.

>Southern Hospitality

hillbilly howdy

Fucking leafs

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>Resourceful

cant get by without his tractor and pickup truck. cant build anything without his power tools. cant do yardwork without his ride on mower.

>Amazing homecooking

we had a thread about white food last night. you should have seen it. hilarious!

Good recovery fag.

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Jesus Christ is GOD boy

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Gotta agree with most of that. If it wasn't for the fact that most southerners were essentially retarded it would be very desirable to move out there.

>Pro first and second amendment

cant read so always quotes easiest to remember part of constitution. cant count past 2.

>Only breed with whites

only breed with close relatives. (((FIXED)))

>followers of God and Jesus
Much less common among younger people.
>only breed with whites
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>hate jews, arabs, niggers, etc
Not as common as you'd think. Sure, country folks don't care for niggers, but again, young people that aren't from the sticks are mostly libshits
>Pro first and second amendment
For the most part, yeah. Again, young folks don't care much for free speech if it disagrees with them
>highly patriotic
Eh. Some are, some aren't.
>Southern hospitality
only white people and some old black folks
>men actually have a firm handshake
mostly try-hards attempting to intimidate you
>Respect your elders
They speak politely, but most could give a rat's ass about them
>tradition backed lifestyle
Not as common as you'd think
>healthy hobbies
Mixed with alcoholism, pain pills, and meth
>homecooking
Consider yourself lucky if you find a woman under the age of 40 that can cook worth a damn
>don't give a fuck what you think of them
That's mostly true
>immune to (((their))) brainwashing
HAHAHAHAHA not even close, m8.

Don't really feel like addressing the remaining points.
t. Alabamian

No. They're the absolute worst and are often the niggers of the white race. Everything about them is surface level bullshit and they are completely incapable of thinking and only react to things on an emotive level. Due to their lessened emotional range and inability to process shit it's often anger and confusion.

There's a reason that the Southern accent is linked to stupidity. I have never met a single person my entire time of living in the South who was remotely intelligent, creative, or useful who had the accent.

I have no fucking clue where you get your information, but if I were to genocide a group of people first, it would be anyone who considered themselves a proud Southerner.

stay out of my country you fucking euro piece of shit

america is for america, ignore all the mexicans on your way out

>Every Southerner I've ever met has been kind and better company than 99% of other people I know

because youre white and a retard. they see themselves in you.

You live in the past with a tv mentality. The south is full of pill-addicted niggers who drive sag wagons and listed to twang-rap. Everyone is a fatass foul mouthed tool. Trad southerners are exceptionally rare.

Southerners don't hate Asians though, the women it depends. Are they from the burbs and just happen to live in the south, then they're trashy tattoo'd junkies with an addiction to prescription drugs. Are they honest to God country girls, then they're pretty good people probably fry up some catfish, fries and down it with some beer or sweet tea.

but he can fix all that

there's a reason the dumb racist redneck meme has been pushed so hard for so long. southerners are legit top tier folks.

most southerners are albino niggers. lived in the south 20 years born in PA. southern folk are mostly dysgenic scot irish trash.

The south is full of low iq rednecks. Actually you losers would fit in very wel

the list is a meme

>the South in general just seems like a paradise
its at the same latitude as the middle east. If you like 100C and 100% humidity then sure, paradise. If youre white then its a hellish swamp.

>Followers of God and Jesus
some irate and irrational attitude youd find in a middle esterner.
>Only breed with whites
huge populations of blacks and mexicans
>Hate jews, arabs, niggers, spics, asians, trannies and jannies
>Pro first and second amendment
>Highly patriotic
>"Southern Hospitality"
is running out due to drug addicts stealing shit
>Men actually have a firm handshake
>Respect your elders ("Sir", "Ma'am")
>Tradition backed lifestyle
>Healthy hobbies like fitness, hunting, gardening, bbq
southern bbq - healthy, user, i.....
>Amazing homecooking
>Don't give a fuck what you think of them
>Immune to (((their))) brainwashing
>Too busy enjoying their lives to get cucked or sucked into feminist or politically correct bullshit
>Resourceful and wouldn't get assraped come the apocalypse
>Usually end up studying something worthwhile like veterinary science, paediatrics, law, etc.
>Country music (I don't really like it but it's another unique cultural thing to have if you're into that)

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>boring as shit
Translation: surviving shit

they are capitalistically minded

If you're can't fix it without wire pliers and a screwdriver, you shouldn't be working on it
Livestock to keep grass down
Use your head and think of the ways you can do it without electricity, like we have done for centuies

>go outside at 3AM
>92 degrees @ 85% humidity

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Toplël, imagine believing any of that

Second worst part about living here
The first part being the colored folk

Why is it so hard to believe? A lot of this is very accurate

true

everyone white here is really laid back because of the heat, but it just seems to make the nogs go feral

Driving past them in heavy traffic with their windows rolled down mid summer
Kek

No. That picture is 1 in 10k which is why its popular. The norm would be obese and poor as fuck with poor english skills and cognitive reasoning and a love for imported discount products.

IMO, among the most based
Disagree with some of what you said, although most of it is accurate

True, obese and poor is typical for most of us. Yet we are content with our lives.
It is after all what you make it.

Southern cuckolds enjoy bbc the most

Holy fucking cope.

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We all have the capability to be based. Make the choice, anons. No one is born based.

They are the biggest niggerlovers on the planet so that’s no surprise. Imagine fighting a war against other Europeans which leads to the destruction of both halves of a nation all because you love niggers so much that you will never stop importing them and breeding them.

As opposed to letting faggots shake their exposed penises in your kids' faces?

You hate to see it ):

The world would be a better place if the South won and fractured the great satan.

I used to live in the South.

It is not a paradise. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a subhuman white sisterfucker that doesnt know better or a literal fucking nigger.

I'm from Tennessee i can tell you most of the south is not what you're picturing OP, thr racism is somewhat prevalent but most of the south is a shithole and very poor and trashy

>tattoo
Degenerate.

>Followers of God and Jesus
Isn't that redundant? I thought Jesus is the one and only God.

All we can do is teach our children our ways and instill in them our ideals. As long as the white family unit remains, somewhere, degeneracy is looked upon with disdain and disgust. Choosing to abstain from the sickness that is modernism and consumerism will serve to strengthen us.

I've been to plenty of states and can say there's poor, trashy shitholes in every single state in this union.

>>Followers of God and Jesus

Like that's a good thing

Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder, friend.

The millons of acres of land vastly overshadows the trashy areas.

Indeed it does. And if the beholder sees the American South as anything but a run-down shithole that acts as a festering wound on our nation and proof that we are sick beyond recovery, then the beholder is a retard that doesn't know any better.

Southern whites and Northern whites have near identical iqs. The idea that Southerners are dumb is a meme created by butt-hurt yanks.
-Southerner

>Minority white

LMAO US IS DONE

Alabama is actually based. Why are you shittalking one of the last bastions of white identity, user?

There isn't a single state in the south where whites are the minority. Even Mississippi is majority white and it has the highest black percentages.

A festering wound will heal with proper care, sir. Sick, yes. Beyond recovery, no.
Be the change, and all that Boomer wisdom.

And the people in Pennsylvania aren't? You people have led infected brains and degenerate Philly chicks.

Can't breathe some days during the summer. Feels like I'm in a hot-box. I remember stepping on a concrete parking lot a few years ago and feeling like I was getting roasted alive.

So what explains the chronic underdevelopment in the south?

Nogs are mostly segregated, though. Even when whites and blacks share counties, nogs usually stay in their own parts of the county.

Leaf
Wouldn't know what to do with freedom if it fell in his lap.
Cant even comprehend fighting for something of value or a right.

Pathetic!
You make me want to vomit.

Who told you you could converse with men?

>Even when whites and blacks share counties, nogs usually stay in their own parts of the county.

yeah, until section 8 relocates them to fuck with property values and fudge crime stats

>insecure
Kike psychologizing

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a >30% black population. The average iq of blacks in Mississippi is 82, which is the lowest average black iq besides Wisconsin.
Also, most of our infrastructure was bombed to the dark ages in the Civil War. If you want to see what the south used to look like, just go to Charleston, South Carolina.

>section 8
Yeah, in Georgia. I've never seen a section 8 complex outside of Georgia.

Southerner checking in, yes we are based AF. And fuck off, we're full.

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>imagine being a leaf

If only you knew how bad things really are

Plenty of section 8 in the cities of Texas
All complete with bus stops, liquor stores, homeless camps, and beggars.

The problem with the south is its lack of germanic blood. If the whites have too many scotch/irish trash genes in your state you're bound to have problems.

It's been a few hundred years since then, figured you could get your act together in that time period.

Plenty of blacks is a problem but northerns cities are overrun with niggers as well. They still seem to advance while paying for the foodstamps.

>Followers of God and Jesus

Christcucks still living in the 13th century with "muh holy spirit"

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Now user, that's not how you greet a new friend. If he's white he's alright with me in the south.

seems like most Jow Forumsocks would love living somewhere like Kentucky. people there love their guns, white majority, cost of living and housing is very low, state tax only 6%, extremely beautiful nature and state parks like Daniel Boone National Forest and Mammoth Cave State Park, inexpensive top shelf bourbon, red state, and next to none of (((their))) presence.

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>Few hundred
Yeah, you're done bud.

honestly "Real Jesus" here looks like more of a friend

Fake Jesus looks like he'd say he's your best friend and then only come over to your house so he can fuck your sister in the next room

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Yeah but fuck you pussies for not joining us in the war.

Chad jesus vs virgin jesus

full of niggers

It's happening slowly. Lot of industry moving down south because we tend toward being anti union. There are unions, sure but nothing like up north.

>30%
There are no Northern states with that higha percentage of blacks, leaf.

He has no control over that, brother
I'm sure he would make a great ally now

They're concentrated in the cities. Is 30% the magic number suddenly? If the south only had 24%, would it be as advanced as the north?

Very, very slowly.

Yes let's be literal at all times.

Nothing triggers me worse than seeing a Kentuckian flying the battle flag. You nutless cocksuckers are just hick yankees.

Getting neo-conned isn't confined to the south

Check Southern demographics. Paradise is ruined by niggers and spics. You would send your descendents to hell.

I wonder what created that wound?

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We fought a war trying to keep that from happening. Most people in my home state was too poor to own slaves. Didn't stop us from forming militias to march on the governor himself when he tried to keep us in the Union.