Even men pay the toll
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>boyfriend: brughh brughh
>pulls out ring
>boyfriend: brurghh brurghhh bruuruurgh
>girlfriend: bruruuurghuruughuugh
>boyfriend: bruurghruuughhhhh
>dies
HAHAHAHA
oh man that sucks
What did they talk about on their first date? Was it how shit both of them were at swimming?
Guess you can say...she took his breath away
>dying for some roastie
Lads, of all the ishys I've ever shigged, this the shiggiest dig I've ever dug.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
That's not funny. He was deeply in love. I can't begin to imagine the sinking feeling she must've felt upon hearing of her fiance's death.
This was actually very fortunate for the woman. Could you imagine if she actually married and bred with that loser?
Faggot I came to poll just to post this and boast about said toll being paid.
Now my day is ruined.
Lmao was he killed or just stupid?
Yeah, he was so in love that he lost all common sense.
>Lmao was he killed or just stupid?
Both. Niggers hate stupid jews
>hidden
>straight up explained in spammed memes
well man you can't really be both
You never know, he might have cut and run. She'll be down in the doldrums now. She'll probably give relationships a wide berth now.
>sinking feeling
I don't care what anyone says, these kinds of jokes are the highest from of comedy.
form*
I will never understand these people that make their marriages into some circus freak show or some magic Houdini act.
Yeah and I'm pretty sure fart jokes are funnier and you're a faggot
Damn; must've been an abysmal proposal to say the least.
>Can't into wordplay
You drink horse semen on the regular.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
I'm sure long-term she'll be alright. There are plenty more fish in the sea.
redditors literally killing themselves by trying to have le quirky marriage proposal
top fucking kek
I bet he couldn't wait to post the video on Reddit, captioned with "I-I did a thing!"
Post-modernism means the end of tradition so everyone thinks it's "outdated" and they try to one-up each other, resulting in these retarded situations.
Imagine dying for validation points in social media.
HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE
>HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE
Kek.
Down, Down, Deeper and Down.
Looks like he got in too deep
I bet it's the womans fault because she couldn't decide quick enough
kek
She uploaded the proposal video to facebook with 'Yes! Yes! Yes!' as the description so clearly posted it pretty soon after she recorded it and didn't know he had died yet.
>Roastie is so obsessed with social media she misses her fiance's corpse sink past the window
Fuck all these normie femoid slaves literally drowning for vaginas. They all deserve it.
It really sinks the heart, that you've never been drowned in love
Someone needs to make a cartoon of her posting the yes video while his dead body goes floating by in the background
Fo shiggy, my niggy.
god is real and I reckon humans are considered rightfully garbage.
Imagine not wanting to die because the only chick you could get was a nigger
Mate it's almost completely her fault
>grabs her phone to record
>he's at a depth of 32 feet
>he's down there for 37 seconds on the recording (so more if we account for her grabbing her phone)
>Laughs like a retard instead of giving him some kind of sign that she understood what he was doing and that he could surface
>just keep laughing as he is shaking and having visible contractions before starting his ascent attempt
>claims he never got to see her answer so probably died thinking she didn't say yes
I mean he was a retard for not going up when he started struggling but she was the one who kept him down there.
Maybe in reddit comment section
Does anyone have the whole video?
Bet she cried about the lost ring.
HOLY DIVER
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it is a godly metaphor. the normie slave drowning for his dumb cunt.
probably, but I wouldn't hold my breath
He thinks niggers can feel love.
you're right. it's mostly her fault
this
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>he’s probably entertaining someone with a story about how he royally screwed up that proposal and died while being extra.
>died while being extra
She even mocks him in death and his body hasn't even started to bloat or be eaten by wildlife yet.
Like her nigger relatives aren't going to be laughing their asses off for the rest of their lives over that stupid cracker that she dated
I'm so tempes to say
"I've never been felt so deeply in love with a person, I've never been drowned in that much affection. This whole situation gives me a sinking feeling
>can't held my breath long enough
top kek and she's dumb enough to post this on facebook
He wasn't lying
that is why it is text on different pics. the spiders cant see the text on a pic. not sure if it is legit, but it is WHY it is on the pic.
He was retarded to make such a long note.
Reminder men also play the skin flute
Feel the cock on your tongue
Good breakdown. They both were dumb. I wonder what his last thoughts were.
You can only truly die from drowning if you're left for 20-40 minutes, i'm sure since niggers can't swim, poor guy couldn't be rezed
I don't believe this story. How do you drown while people are watching you in a pool? How stupid would he have to be not to surface?
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Oh my God...she's handling his death as if he were a goldfish. Fitting.
Full vid
>You can only truly die from drowning if you're left for 20-40 minutes
Based retard poster.
except if you pass out and get some water in the lungs.Then you're done goofed
Holy fuck exactly what I was thinking.
>cringe death
>will yourself to stay under because your thot wants to video it for social media
>die
The eternal meatflaps.
He wasn’t in a swimming pool, and he was free diving without anyone watching him. The only thing you got right is that he drowned
>31 seconds in
>hands shaking
>exhales a minimal amount of air for some relief which was probably the last in his lungs
>stomach contractions
>panic in his eyes setting in
I was a lifeguard for three years and I guarantee they'll start using this footage when training new guards.
Yeah but the brain starts shutting off real quick user. You can technically save them and bring them back to 'life' but they're a retarded vegetable at that point.
20-40 minutes in water that isn't ice cold? Yeah right.
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FUCKING FORGET THE FUCKING PHONE YOU DUMB APE, JUST NOD YOU CUNT!!!
Negresses are pretty aggressive, especially when they manage to hook anything whiter than them.
The guy probably drowned himself to get out of the relationship.
Either way, TOLL: Paid.
Wypipo be like "niggaz cant swim"
he starts shaking like a technofag when he pulls out the ring.
>Surely this will get me two, maybe three Reddit gold!
Going to some African shithole to pay 1700 freedom points a night for a poison water death trap is worse than having a plantation there and cutting nigger fingers off.
nah he didn't burn coal, he drilled oil.
can confirm. had an infant brother die this way when i was 7 years old.
my cunt of a stepmother went downstairs to answer the phone (no cell phones back then)
and left my 9 month old brother upstairs unattended in the bath tub. She came back up and he was face down in the water not breathing.
My dad was given the choice by the doctor that he could have a vegetable child the rest of his life or pull the plug.
My father chose the latter and was excommunicated from the church.
>My father chose the latter and was excommunicated from the church.
What a dick move by that church. A vegperson is as good as dead.
>excommunicated from the church.
is this 1519? cant believe your post
>do something that increases your heartrate a lot
>do it in environment where it is dangerous
>die
>people surprised
I don't know man.
>>Roastie is so obsessed with social media she misses her fiance's corpse sink past the window
Lol that has a very The Far Side quality to it.
Good points.
fuck the pope
WHY ISN'T HE USING SNORKELING GEAR
>"finally i can see tyrone without remembering my lies"
Could have been worse, a shark could have ripped his head off right before he turned to surface.
Why didn't this dude brought an oxygen tank? I doubt he is a trained diver.
I call bullshit, unless it was some ass backwards church like the mormons.
Roman catholic church has long since understood pulling the plug of a vegetable to not be considered euthanasia.
looks like he depleted most of his air just getting down there. I didn't notice any bubble until that small puff at the end.
im a good swimmer and i would struggle to do what he did with a 3 meter skin dive.
haha manta resort website is down
Nobody believes you're a nigger, kike.
we were Lutheran. It was a Lutheran church.
even martin luther said that retards should be drowned because they have no soul