>man’s best friend
>loyal
>fun
>have women approach you constantly to pet and play with your dog
>gets you outdoors daily
>fun to hike and camp with
>great road trip companion
>cheaper than wife or kids
>always happy to see you
Why haven’t you taken the dog pill? When my dog was a puppy, I couldn’t go two feet without hot women talking to me to say hi to my dog. Even though it’s 4 years old now, I still get people wanting to love on my dog. Makes my wife kinda jealous.
DOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGO
Good dog
my gf took the dogpill in a way. We were drunk and we talked about sex with animals and she told me in her drunken state that she stroked off her dog several times.. then she went to bed and fantasized being fucked by a large dog while she fingered herself. Women are crazy and most either whant k9 cock or BBC.. they just are too shy to admit it unless trashed.
I'm allergic and lazy
Islam is trash.
White girl plus tattoos = dog lover (literally)
You can’t be allergic to all dogs? Plus, they’ve done studies that kids who grow up without a family dog generally have more allergies and a weaker immune system.
>man's best friend
ehm excuse me sir, but that would be our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
>there are toxoplasmosis faggots willing to defend owning cats on this board
Not all dogs are for baseboys. Border collies, blue heelers, Australian shepherds, German shepherds, etc. are god tier dogs that wouldn’t question taking a bullet for you any day of the week.
>Not getting a dog as the ideal and time-honored accessory to the nuclear family
Every friend I had who grew up in a family with a collie or a lab or another of the white man's dog breeds ended up being the ones who grew up well-adjusted and succesful.
People act like dogs are their kids though, which is very cringe
I always thought kids without dogs were somehow weird. The worst is males who are afraid of dogs.
>have women approach you constantly to pet and play with your dog
Pretty much the reason I got my Corgi. Bitches love cute dogs.
a dog was a better mother to me than that deplorable sexy human thing
Yeah, the ones who walk little poodles and furry rats in baby carriages and dress up in outfits. That’s fucking cringe. My dog rides shotgun in my Jeep with its tongue flapping in the wind. Wears its ruffwear harness pack and carries its own food and shit when we go on LONG hikes.
EurasianTiger dead dog meat all you can eat buffet.
r/hapas dead dog feast
Still too lazy
Always has to be some edgelord, schizo loser in a thread.
That’s not good, user. My 86 year old grandma used to wake up every day to take her dog out on a walk to her favorite bakery to get a pastry and a coffee. It was easily 4-5 miles in total. Within six months of that dog dying my grandma went from an active, cognizant grandma to being put in a nursing home. Dogs give you purpose, make you responsible, and help get that cardio in.
Most dogs are better people than most people
let's eat cat! or DOG!
And how frequently do you use Reddit?
I hate pets/animals after been through the motions of multiple ownerships. Never again. Fuck having dogs or cats.
What a god damn waste.
Why, is that likely to make me change my mind about shitty people?
Dogs are like kids. They look to their owners for everything. Having a cat is like having a roommate except you have to scoop their poop.
its a good thing some men are afraid of dogs, this is why owning one is such a great idea. Attacking someone with a dog is almost like attacking someone who owns a gun, the dog can be just as deadly when his fury is unleashed.
Those dogs have had a ruff life.
>that text
Embarrassing
agreed on all counts
Planning on this for when it's family time.
en.wikipedia.org
I have taken the dog pill. Yes good doggo. Yes Rex kiss me on the mouth oh yes fuck me yes yes yes, oh yes. I replace white babies with you honey, you lick dat bussy so good.
The best person I have ever known.
Rip to ur grandma but I'm different
I nearly bought a Japanese Akita, but decided against it because I didn't know if I was going to be able to take care of him as he deserved. I also live in a small apartment at the moment. God willing, one day I'll have one.
>2am
>pic related
>starts barking like crazy
>backyard motion light on
>see shadows moving behind truck
> run to back door, open it
>pic related outside like a bullet
>nigger running at top speed across yard
>pic related right behind
>nigger dives over 6ft privacy fence
>pic related at fence barking
> i go outside
>tailgate on truck down
>tool box open, tools are in a backpack on ground
>got a 16oz Sirloin steak for reward
Most white women these days openly accept dog cock and black cock... the times have changed and this is just what they prefer these days.
Most of you are losers that should never be allowed around dogs. I feel terrible about what you think dogs are actually about.
They evolved with us as our companions since the beginning. We shared caves with them in prehistoric times. Having a dog is as primordial as having a wife.
Anyone who doesn't feel that connection is likey damaged or autistic.
You're mistaking white women for Canadian men
But I do have a dog
are australian shepherds Jow Forums approved?
They just sleep all day. The exercise he needs comes from you walking him. Bigger house makes no difference.
the white male was mine
wow you sound really cool dude
based
Most dogowners should be killed
this is true, most are insufferable and actually consider the dog as a fucking family member.
If you can't put down your dog with a gun once he is old, than you deserve a bullet as well.
Same here user. My doggo has her head out the window. Looking at other people while were sitting in traffic. She has over 10k miles under her belt road tripping across America with me.
t. edgelord 12 year olds
You forget
>off chance they will eat your corpse when you die
Oh I have taken the dogpill OP
>Here the stone says it holds the white dog from Melita, the most faithful guardian of Eumelus; Bull they called him while he was yet alive; but now his voice is prisoned in the silent pathways of night.
>Surely even as thou liest dead in this tomb I deem the wild beasts yet fear thy white bones, huntress Lycas; and thy valour great Pelion knows, and splendid Ossa and the lonely peaks of Cithaeron.
>This is the tomb of the dog, Stephanos, who perished,
>Whom Rhodope shed tears for and buried like a human (vv. 4-5).
>I am the dog Stephanos, and Rhodope set up a tomb for me (v. 6).
>Thou who passest on this path,
>If haply thou dost mark this monument,
>Laugh not, I pray thee, though it is a dog's grave.
>Tears fell for me, and the dust was heaped above me
>By a master's hand.
The ancients knew how to write a good epitath for their beloved hounds.
You got a dog for female attention. Is there anything more sad?
Cats eat their dead owners, dogs guard them. I've seen two old friends guarded by their dogs after they died. Dogs were screaming when we took them out of there. Breaks my heart remembering.
Having no dog and no female attention like you?
I've had Shibas for over a decade. Always wanted to get an Akita.
Dogpill 1
stroked means she blew him.
kiss her goodnight?
>corgi
Seeking female attention? Yea right dude, your looking for ither dudes you faggot. What a bitch worthless dog
Damn dude you've been sold. I'm sorry
Dogpill 2
what would you know about it swedecuck
Dogpill 3
Dogpill 4
Their getting fucked because the dog is alpha on their relationship. Women aren't alpha in any scenario.
You sound like somebody who knows a lot of gay men and not a single woman.
Dogpill 5
WHAT THE FUCK
Dogpill 6
I bet you never even considered putting your dog down with a gun
Ah but I have.
But when you have to put them down it just really gets to me.
Captcha was fire hydrants
The antidog pill
Cuz I'm based & catpilled.
>Projecting human emotions and traits onto an animal that eats it's own shit and barks
Most reddit thing in the world
All muslims and jews should be killed
Get a dog, develop some responsibility. Pure breeds only
Why tho :(
is this a typical canadian outing?
>post-natal dog abortions
Too many on a farm
I'd suck that dogs dick. Am fem
THIS. I like all sorts of animals and pets, but dogs are legitimately the white man's best friend in this world, even more so than women. They are a white pet due to the reasons you listed.
Dogs are haram
Those had better be pits
Ask me how I know you're a shuitskin.
This thread is ShareBlue Slide Thread #EpsteinForgotten
>hating on Lovecraft
KYS
She's 7, why would I?
Being a canuck male with a corgi guarantees your a asshole licking faggot.
>only niggers hate dogs hurrr
Never said I didn't like dogs. I just said I think projecting human traits on an animal because you're a faggot who can't connect with anyone on an emotional level, because he's too busy sucking off Fido is cringe
That's so weird to me. It's like aliens writing about women or something.
**Every** "source" is found on the internet. They keep mentioning websites and forums and talk about women like they're another species.
I guess this is what happens when you go your whole life without ever once talking to a real woman.
aw, how innocent... just a whore and her dog.