Calls himself an alpha

>calls himself an alpha
>has never been in a fight with his dad
What's your excuse, Jow Forums?

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My dads 6’4 200+, I’m 5’10” 150.

I have tho

I’m not black. Wait do you guys even have dad’s?

I have though.
Not my finest hour, regret it immensely.

Faggot

Testing

Bcus I'm white

me too user
but it was necessary

This is actually a good point. Daily reminder that Cronus castrated his dad with a sickle. This is an age-old tradition among Aryan men.

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I don’t have to fight him.
I am already higher in the social chain

You are the reason why men should not marry short women. That's how manlets are made.

my dad started wrestling me when I was 3

>fighting your dad

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Before you take on your dad, you need to punch your older brother, or cousin in the face.

IDK dude, that sounds like some Oedipal shit bruh

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My old man died when I was 16. When I was like 12 I went for "the title" as it was nicknamed in my family and literally got knocked out by him kicking me in the face. We only got into one more physical fight after that and at best it was a draw on my end. I'm 40 now but I still would like to fight him, not for any particular reason though.
/sniffle. I miss that asshole.

I never got in a fight with my dad but one time he confronted me about being drunk and I got hostile and bumped him with my shoulder and then he pushed me over the rock I was standing infront of

Not respecting your parents is the act of a weak omega who can't handle any though love

5-5'10 isn't that bad, right user...?

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I dont have a dad

I have. Fuck you dad!

It was necessary. You obviously lost, due to being a mega-faggot, but it was necessary.

Duh gotta farm mobs for xp before the boss fight

idk bro, my mom is 5'8 and my dad 6'9

Im 6'6 and my brother 6'4

>has never been in a fight with his dad
What dis 'dad' ting u speak of ?

Dur, farm mobs and so you can suck their dead dicks in your imagination.

I'm saying all of it is trashy you fucking dead body rapist.

Based. Fighting your father is of quintessential essence in the path of becoming a White Man.

Bro, you have to get over that feel. After being a certified Jow Forumsizen, those stupid niggers had me stuttering at grocery store cashiers at 6'1. 5'10 is ok, start compensating if you're under 5'7.

>start compensating if you're under 5'7.
How?

>Is there sexual value placed on height?
Yes
>Where is the line between "tall" and "short". Is there a "normal?

5'7 for men.

>Based. Fighting your father is of quintessential essence in the path of becoming White Trash
ftfy

What if the rest of them not being able to fight their dads?

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Money, power, respect... I mean...

5’8 is still short as fuck lol

t. one of Trump's agents exploring Greenland to see if they got anything good

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>T. beta wimp

yea, but it's not noticeable like 5'7.

He died