All encryption has just been broken

All encryption has just been broken.

Your bank account is not safe. Your private info is not safe.

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>*blocks your quantum supremacy*

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>mfw we return to dropsites and encoded messages with keys.

Computers were a mistake

but can it run Crisis 2 at max settings????

>10 000 years
user, I use encryption that takes till heat death of universe to crack

Rolls dice...
SAGE!
Loses $500 and moves back one space.

Quantum computers will never exist. A few entities will claim to own/operate some. This will provide "cover" when the (((NSA))) decides to begin stealing bitcoins and other digital swag.

"Holy shit someone hacked our quantum computer oy vey!"

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Oh no now we only have a decade or so to switch to some existing post-quantum algorithms before this becomes widespread.

It’s over

tho they're gonna have retroactive access to all your old communications because they have saved everything

>Actually believing this bullshit.

Nothing personnel kid

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Nobel Prizes inbound

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Wow that's a whole lot of porn.

how can they know the result is correct if it takes a normal computer 10k years to figure it out?

/thread

If you carry your Kerberos authenticator on you. It's literally impossible to decrypt the package that even allows you to enter passwords.

So an AI will be able to red pill itself in under a minute now. Sweet!

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>I'd like to confess to the murder

say good bye to your meme coins

Google gets your info in plaintext. And (((they))) own your money already.

I think Jow Forums mods or glow niggers are trying to get me to act out on my ideas of thermiting "The G"'s data server centers. 2 threads about The G in the past half hour. Both about deprivation of liberties. Sorry fuckers but as much as I hate life, my momma didn't raise no fool.

It can be much easier to verify a possible solution than to calculate it.
Like if I give you two numbers and tell you that one is a root of the other, you can check it much more easily than trying to find it yourself.

Everybody chill.

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Once they clean it up for more commercial use, it'll be able to positively identify all of us, in seconds.
They can't wait.

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Ok, so I wasn't the only one who actually reads.

Can they solve the Bogdanov problem?

I have a pay card from the temp agency. But if my student loan accounts get hagged and all debt wiped I will be devastated. Truly truly devastated.

This only weakens symmetric cryptography by the root of the keyspace, so aes256 offers 128 bits of security instead of 256 which is still powerful enough. Hurts current asymetric crypto greatly, but there is research into quantum resistant algorithms.
>banks
Have been using tdes heavily so the crypto has been shitty anyways.

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What about bitcoin?

youtube.com/watch?v=GhRapsbwhqE

The Threat of AI is real.
Google should be broken into smaller companies.
AI research, in the hands of jews, is a threat to everyone's survival, including their own.

It is more of a threat than nukes.

It is the cuban missile crisis of our time.

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Btw, gigs per month. Yawn.

Good thing I have literally nothing in my bank account

>Once they clean it up for more commercial use, it'll be able to positively identify all of us, in seconds.
>They can't wait.

I can't wait!

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It would be very painful

There is no Bogdanov problem, only a bogdanov solution.

literal bullshit. DoD propaganda.

In reality they are going to hack into every other country's servers and rip their nuke codes while they pretend it's "years away".
If they can do one calculation, they can do most any calculation

Still not real quantum computing. They give it a specialized problem designed for the computer. It's a fancy classical computer still not doing real quantum computing.

Tay's law.

If the NSA needs to steal bitcoins, they can just track down a marketplace owner and physically take them... Or just run a market I guess.

Underrated post

The joke is that some people ever thought their bank account and info were safe.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-quantum_cryptography

>In contrast to the threat quantum computing poses to current public-key algorithms, most current symmetric cryptographic algorithms and hash functions are considered to be relatively secure against attacks by quantum computers.[2][7] While the quantum Grover's algorithm does speed up attacks against symmetric ciphers, doubling the key size can effectively block these attacks.[8] Thus post-quantum symmetric cryptography does not need to differ significantly from current symmetric cryptography.

"Jews claim superiority."

This shit again.

Asymmetric algorithms are used to derive the symmetric keys in most encrypted communications these days.

You make an interesting point, user.

What did they do? Solve pi?

It's almost as if Advanced enough technology would be indecipherable from miracles.

The answer was 14.

> All encryption has just been broken
> Doesn't know what a one-time pad is

Can someone explain a brainlet why?
I didnt really get what this does from the site.

So what?

It's 3

You do know how slow quantum computers are, right?

Based.

>mfw we all live on farms and enjoy the sunsets and sunrises and the sound of corn growing.

Can I get a quick rundown?

obama already had this capability called the hammer.

user, unfortunately you must, I REPEAT MUST be 18 to post here, please return upon turning 18. or dont noone would care you insignificant speck faggot fuck kys

THIS

it's like a better Google Authenticator/Authy, etc. used for multi factor authentication. the leaf is wrong about how it relates to this quantum bullshit, but then again it doesn't matter all that much as other encryption algorithms can be used that quantum can't break.

This is all a big nothing burger

They can move?!?

When was it?

how long before skynet is brought online?

nice clickbait shit
in this case, the article is paywalled. i would like to read what the hell they actually did but it doesn't sound like much unless they've figured how to scale general QPUs.
this. though it still may be a real "quantum" computer in the sense that it uses quantum phenomena and perhaps there's a classical computer backing some of the heavy lifting being done by the QPU.

didn't figure this was more than fluff as shor's algorithm, which is what can do prime factorization to effectively reverse RSA, requires a general quantum computer. no one currently has that kind of tech as they are notoriously hard to scale.

currently, the only QPU i know of currently available that can solve any practical problems (but only problems that can be expressed as a BQM or a quadratic objective function (smaller values of the function mean you are closer to the problem's objective) are sold by d-wave systems, and are currently available for limited public use. these are not general QPUs, however. they are quantum annealers (or otherwise known as "adiabatic quantum computers") that are programmed by configuring an "energy problem" in terms of weights for both qubits (the actual information-holding sectors of the QPU that start out in quantum superposition, and then collapse to a classical 0/1 state after the annealing process is finished), and then weights for "couplers" between qubits. this essentially allows for encoding the relevance of bits of information on a graph, as well as then the relevance of relations between those bits.
look up "chimera dwave architecture" if you want to see pictures of what this essentially looks like. d-wave also has the new "pegasus" architecture coming out which allows for more couplers between qubits.

A single highly technical calculation could still just as well mean they found a way to calculate prime numbers which is pretty much what all modern security relies on.

That being said if it was that they would have said so

Fug, the struggle was real

Those digits...

((((They)))) fooled us into allowing the computer age.

google needs to be stopped before they take the full turn into cyberpunk dystopian megacorp that runs the entire world

here is what that girl looks like 30 years after that image was taken

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though i should note that it is still possible to prime-factorize products (i.e. break RSA with sufficient scale) with adiabatic quantum computers. this has already been done, and quite some time ago. d-wave's machines are also capable of this, and you yourself can write your own factorizer. the numbers cannot be very large, however. and it requires an immense amount of scale to factorize a number expressed in 2048 or even 4096 bits. the size of the computer would have to be well into the millions or perhaps billions of qubits. d-wave is only just beginning to unveil a 5k qubit machine. i imagine other companies are really quite short of this except for whatever niche applications like whatever google was doing here.
i think we can be reasonably hopeful that quantum-proof public key encryption will be figured before the qubit race accelerates to breaking even 4096bit RSA. donate to your local number theorists and cryptographers pls

it's already existed since the 90's cough cough

>donate to your local number theorists and cryptographers pls
Never seen such shameless begging for money.

there is NO SUCH THING as "quantum computing" ; the whole theoretical construct rests on the Copenhagen Interpretation of chemistry, which posits that an object can both exist and not exist at the same time as long as it's sufficiently small ; this is LITERAL retard-tier retardation, reminiscent in the depths of its idiocy of the conjecture that some girls have a penis...QUBITS = horse shit, no "quantum computer" will ever be built because all things either exist or don't...the people who believe otherwise are the same people who believe that atmospheric carbon dioxide is presently causing the flooding of Miami FL.

this is sheer fantasy and an incredible waste of resources that could go toward developing possible technology ; do u no user why did Nazis deride models of physics developed by Jews as "JEWISH PHYSICS" (Bohr was indeed JEWISH btw) ??? because nonsense passes for profundity in jewish discourse on all topics even including matters of objective reality ; the more meaningless the utterance, the "deeper" it is misperceived to be by posturing buffoons who are so mentally broken they believe truth to be negotiable IF they even acknowledge its existence at all

tl;dr:NOqubitsEVER this is Jewish Horse Shit OK?

Technology was a mistake

this, who has the copy pasta that details how (((computers))) are a part of the talmudic pyramid scheme?

>quantum supremacy
>supremacy
traditional computers be offended.

If it can perform an XOR operation it can perform any logical task.

Reeeeee

Only bitcoin can at this time

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Thanks god they need 2300 qubits to break bitcoin , it will save us from the bog problem for the time being.

NSA accidentally releases all ?

2300 qubits needed , google has 72 qubit , bitcoin is safe for the time being , it's only a single calculation , that's the definition of "quantum supremacy" , the first time a quantum computer did something a standard could not.

But it's not a flexible thing it's only doing a single thing.

its qt

I agree with everything this user rather eloquently said

hopefully its just far ahead in the future where I can graduate and get a job at google

No. The whole point of the thing is decryption. Or at least that HAS been the point. Any captured/sniffed encrypted data can now be bruteforced-no matter how many bits. Perhaps the only theoretical way to get around it would be encryption that ends up resolving countless false "correct" answers that would require a human to sift through and never know for sure which message is correct/actionable. I'm only telling you this because Google's made it public, the world's ogre, and no one will pay attention to my post anyway..

Will this cause bitcoin and the like to become worthless due to hyperinflation?

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i'm neither of those professions, but good crypto is important and should be supported. it was meant more as a joke but the sentiment remains
holy shit what a fucking retard. i think you might be the one who is mentally broken. why don't you calm your tits and actually read how a real-world QPU works, like the ones made by d-wave systems. you can even use them yourself for free. i have already used their machine to solve "needle-in-the-haystack" problems that would take an inordinate amount of time for a classical machine, and the QPU can enumerate all solutions in mere milliseconds given ample sampling.
the quantum phenomena (which is a superposition of up/down magnetic spins in very small, near-absolute-zero loops of niobium) the computer takes advantage of translates into the ability to solve problems that cannot simply be done by any classical computer in a reasonable amount of time, even in their current, nascent low-qubit-count form.
where does this 2300 qubit number come from?

Even computing is becoming non-binary.

heh

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The real question is which side will you be on when skynet comes online

cryptographer here. this is marketing bullshit from Jewgle. it would take a quantum computer with 50,000 qubits to simulate the circuit for the AES or RSA ciphers. so maybe Jewgle will crack crypto in 2037. bit why would Jewgle want to destroy the Internet since that would destroy Jewgle?

also, there was a doc in the Snowden leaks that showed NSA's quantum computer had 22 qubits. back in 2009. so NSA is at least 10 years ahead of private industry.

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>Crisis
OH YEAH BOY. What, it was a typo? No - your black, cotting picking, joint rolling, store "borrowing", shit stained, fat fingering, nigger mother fucking fingers just made the typo of the century, and you're going to own it.

Yes, it can play Crisis 2. That's what it does. Crisis 2: We're all fucked now, boy.

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this gets some of us with nothing left to live for, extremely hard.
i want the end now
i'm ready to leave this place.

>superposition
>up/down magnetic spins
>nascent low-qubit-count

I will admit I had not heard that computers are now magically fast in the real world; so Cocks encryption has been broken, then? or is it too nascent still to ACTUALLY work?