False police reports

bretty gud

>Saying 'me' instead of 'my'
Isn't that an Irish thing?

We have to take the spoons from the britbongs
They cannot be trusted with such dangerous tools

>plz stop
my fuggen sides

This kinda shit is why I return here night after night.

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really? I come here because of the depression.

Homie, we did this after Christchurch and nobody cared because when you bitch about it, people do it more.

What's going on bongistan that we're raiding them?

so if you felt better then you would fuck off to reddit and kikebook? I doubt that........

Every question is about sexual orientation it's fucking weird

>digits confirm excellent humour and crime stopping capabilities

We got digits to spare

This crusade has been blessed

I was talking about the great depression.

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If we are lucky, it'll spark WW3 and you guys can put Protect&Survive into use

I see that you produce digits more than mexicans reproduce. Continue with trolling these poor old cops.

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Its fukkin aussie banter you muppet poofter

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Slowly they will be redpilled.

Saved

HA! A foon! A nigger-tier piece of fake silverware!

Kek

Serious question, what would they do if you kept challenging the queen to a fistfight? And kept calling her a niggerlover? From the USA

based

post link

they're just not responding now.

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you need to be more subtle stupid
and use a uk vpn

Ahhhh the good times.
FOR FISH AND CHIPS!
FOR FREEDOM!
FOR TOMMEH!

Only do legitimate reports like people saying no no words on facebook/twitter. The best way to undo trashy laws is to make it become a disaster for a lot of people. Report non think criminals like its your job and you want to impress the hot co worker thats super into her profession. Clean the net of brits that stand by and do nothing but complain on the internet.

1.) Use an Israeli vpn and start telling them how you are fucking over their country by importing shitskins
2.) Use a Middle Eastern or African vpn and start telling them you are coming to their country to breed with their white women to wipe out the white race

Im loving these

this desu

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Based

Criminally underrated

>unforunately we're not going to be in a position to investigate an event that happened thousands of years ago.

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>A cop with a sense of humor

>2.) Use a Middle Eastern or African vpn and start telling them you are coming to their country to breed with their white women to wipe out the white race

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You could be all "My neighbor vandalized my house with a swastika. Here is proof".

Then send them a link to a picture of gay porn or some shocking image.

hmmmmmm

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>unfortunately we're not going to be in a position to investigate an event that happened thousands of years ago.

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do it brother.

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Make sure it’s an amateur gay porn pic so you can be like whoops! That was an accident, didn’t mean to show you a picture of me getting fucked by a nigger at a glory hole

Time to step up your game lads. Tell them you went to a mosque near your area and a 6 year old girl was being married to a 49 year old.

report-it.org.uk/your_police_force
Anonymous hate crime reporting online. Forwarded directly to an officer. Have fun.

Alright boys who’s up for this

You do understand that some shitlib or shitskin is probably running these things

they don't even have guns. what's the problem?

bump thanks fren

>"hello, i saw Prince Harry of having an African slave with him recently"
>"hello I'm going to beat the queens ass"

jk don't do this

Sent one in

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BASED

"Hello yes the queen raped me"

"Hello yes Prince William sex trafficked me with Jeffrey Epstein"

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>"Hello yes Prince William sex trafficked me with Jeffrey Epstein"
Kek. That's a good one

"Yes I need to make a report, FUCK JANNIES TRANNIES JEWS AND NIGGERS"

lmao is that real

God bless the Aussie shitlords

Post links

You guys probally shouldn't fuck with the police desu they will find a way to fuck with you back somehow

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archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/210802688/#210806756

>"Please Stop"

Absolute kek
Reminds me of the NZ Police response to the Kiwifarms owner after getting wrecked

It's particularly common in the Eastern states here. Historically a lot of our slang comes from either the British working classes or the Irish.

But they are British, what are they going to do? Fly to America, and try to arrest an armed individual who knows they are coming?

>PLEAAAASE PLEEEEEAAAASE!!
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Here's an idea

Make a report about a local nationalist who believes their race should be seperate from everyone and thinks all other races are below them etc and that they seem neurotic, paranoid and dangerous
When they ask for details tell them it's a jew

Kek this keep reporting Zionists for being part of an extremist group

We doing this again? Good times

Wtf they think this shit is real
Make them stop

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Can you report the Jews for White Genocide? There's plenty of evidence to link to.

Holy shit that ones good

>come and get me bong, im in texas

UPDATE

They're coming for me, and for the wrong reasons lmao
It's so sad they actually think this was a real occurrence

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>Sends them to the worst Muslim neighborhood so they go around "hey you guys know where some trannies are" and piss off all the Muslims

Kek do not do this for the record but that's funny

do one with the Islam Is Right About Women flyers, and just repeat what those people said on TV
"i dont know what it means, but it just feels wrong"
"it upsets me but i dont know why"

these are fucking hilarious , can someone post the one where he threatens the operator with his shoe? topkek

Oh I can tell it's you aussbro

Tell them you have evidence of prince Harry and Epstein

Was thinking the same thing.

Wait this is a really good idea, what happens if we get some female Jow Forumsacks and some Muslims Jow Forumsacks to both call the police and both say they are oppressing each others beliefs in England

>Please Stop

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i'm so going to bag me a nice thicc middle-aged british policeslag via livechat, wish me luck /b/ros

>spoonpoint
ahh much keks

Can't help you if you are in the process of having a pack of armed niggers breaking into your home, will mobilise five cars for a suicidal tranny.

Please Stop

are you safe just using tor

the usa has an extradition treaty with bongland realistically you could be sent there to do prison time if they really wanted it

I did the original spoonpoint bit, but I bailed before they asked me "what do you mean?". Also went under WildBill. Thanks for keeping it alive, Nigel.

Also, I hope someone kept the Irish potato famine one, that one was fucking gold.