Am I the only one that stop jerking off after the coomer meme?

I kept on relapsing but truly. No fap/no porn all the way bros. Every time you fap and cum youre losing vital energy, every time you watch porn some jew in la is getting shekels. If youre white, procreate, get that oven working

The sheer number of times I've seen this exact thread pretty much proves the coomer meme is a psyop.

45 days?

Have you gain any super abilities?

maybe, i fucking like coomerposting cuz i get a chance to teach other men how to satisfy themselves. like did you know if you get 1-2 benzedrex inhalers and soak the cotton inside part in lemon huice for an hour and squeeze out all the liquid you can make a fucking jacktea? you can literally jack for 8 hours or more and these things are only like 6 bucks a pop. i tell guys to use the offhand as it just adds something magical and if you do the pull and twist you can last so much longer than a straight jack. also get truecrypt and follow your wildest desires, just set aside one day and night for coom and one day later for recup.
we deserve this shit, we built the world and its been turned on us, well lets use it to fucking give ourselves pleasure and to drop jizz by the cup. fuck it ya know, i am living for me and not some sort of imaginary world that doesn't exist

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literally what

Dropping some fresh COOMER meme material

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Question: why aren't dudes who wear chastity cages for extended time periods able to see the benefits of noFap
Answer:
There are no benefits

They fuck their ass, user

Coom puppetmaster stepping in telling you it's pointless.
There are benefits kike

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interesting

apparently fags like prostate stimulation

yes, you absolute retard

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i could tell you all about maximizing your jack. don't believe the lies there are ways to guarantee chest bursters, there is always another peak to hit

I have no idea what this is but I will investigate with my body.

this is one of the worst threads I have yet encountered

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If you never want to jerk off again just take SSRIs. They actually make it so you can't jerk off.

Every school shooter was on SSRIs (FACT) fuck you pharma Jew

voice went down noticeably, broke thru a lifting plateau too (dont give a fuk tho since i just want looks not strength lol)

easier to hit in women as well, but living in a shit vancouver basement suite with 5 roommates so not tryna bring any women home until i move in a few months

No me too this me unironically stopped me watching porn and kerning off. The coomer face is now my pc wallpaper.

I feel really depressed without cooming. When do I get the superpowers?

hit on*
phonefaggin rn

bruh

cui bono? try this nofap shit and see if u like it, u got nothin to lose

your dopamine levels will return to normal soon.
the “superpowers” are basically ambition and focus. you go without them for so long as a coomer that when they return they feel like superpowers.

Lmao don't tell the retards on here to do benz, I bet you robot trip also you complete waste of oxygen.

Not true

nope.

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nice yellow peepee monster, got any more?

My one failing. The most I can go without masturbating is one day. I try for 2? Can't sleep(and I mean at all), never get hungry, start getting headaches and cold sweats, and the only thing I can think about is women. Nothing else. This is what happens when you started masturbating 3+ times a day since the age of 13. I've estimated that I have masturbated a grand total of 12,000+ times over the course of my life.

The worse part? I can't isolate myself from stimuli because I don't watch porn. My imagination is good enough, and I've curated my tastes to the point where I can get myself off without any stimuli. There is no way to escape it because unlike other addictions like drugs, alcohol, gambling, food, etc.; I can't just walk away. My penis is always there. My brain is always there, and after going without sleep for 3 days I can't place myself in the right frame of mind to resist it and end up right where I began.

What can I possibly do when my brain itself is the source of heroin?

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How much it must sick to not be married.

All you have to do is trick one into thinking you're normal. It isn't hard, women are fucking idiots. Then you always have something to fuck.

Even if you land a chubby one, just consider it a restoration project and make build that hot rod fuck machine who genuinely loves you for making her beautiful to herself.

It's wonderfully fulfilling. Mine even plays vidya with me. Total best friend. Might even cure you of your autism and make you grow the fuck up.

Nah I cycle on 5-10 cummies a day in one session then don't fap for a day or so then maybe one or two then back to 10+

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Russian user's version of this was quite particular to listen to

I’ve yanked maybe a dozen times since January, usually to prevent blue balls.

Probably not. I've been thinking that after years of railing against porn and masturbation in a rational way, some guy actually hit on a decently effective method of reaching people by using a meme and ridicule rather than reason.

For better or worse, shit works.

I made it 3 days clean after the coomer meme popped up but I messed up and coomed today. Gonna keep trying to make it farther each time i start nofap. Wish me luck lads.

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Reminder of who is positively SEETHING over this meme.

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I tried to stop cooming but I haven't made it longer than 2 days

All the horrible variations on the 30 year old boomer meme are desperate attempts at remaining relevant. Pretty much every awful 2016 meme is back in full force like the Q meme. Just waiting for the cringe compilations and other ShareBlue memes to gain a rework or two and carpet this forum with observable literally glowing enemies. Please stop while you’re ahead.

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checked...

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Just imagine having stream control like that.

I was banned for making a thread about the coomer meme like you. Watch out guys the mods are faggots and shill for porn. Also yes coomer meme has helped me

>like did you know if you get 1-2 benzedrex inhalers and soak the cotton inside part in lemon huice for an hour and squeeze out all the liquid you can make a fucking jacktea?
>it just adds something magical and if you do the pull and twist you can last so much longer than a straight jack.
>JACKTEA
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this is a great tutorial on how to end up with a bloody dick and psychosis

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those benzedrex inhalers will kill you
they're super cardiotoxic if you ingest them like that

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