I'm a poo in loo living in America and I have to money and resources to start a fascist party in India...

I'm a poo in loo living in America and I have to money and resources to start a fascist party in India. I need your help Jow Forums. Once I register my party in, how should I go about doing this? I want to start winning local elections and gradually work my way up into the Prime Minister elections where my ultimate goal is to turn India from a multi ethnic democracy to a unified Hindu Fascist country.
tl;dr: I want to start a fascist party in India, gib advice on how to gain power

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First step:
Poo in Loo

thanks rajeesh, consequently you should stop scamming American boomers and tell everyone you know to stop doing eniniggering

Jai Aryavarta

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I am coming to missouri next year, westernised poo. Mandir wahi banega

that state if i recall is full white mutt trash and niggers. Have fun getting mugged/lynched. Btw im going to Andra Pradesh next year

Gotta suck dick, user. At least 50-100 cocks in three next 20 days. Only after swallowing all of that seed will g*d reveal the secret of fascism.

You can do it, bud!

Roll to colonize

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>Prime Minister elections
Lol politics in India does not resemble that of Burgerland lmao.
Also why are you out of touch NRI scum?
Did not get tickets to Howdy Modi event?
Or Did you got scammed thinking you are donating to BJP?

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>NRI is a Gulti
Not surprised

>donating to BJP
lmao Modi is just another civnat, there's nothing remotely based about him apart from the fact he made J&K a state. In India, there only exists socialist left and socialist right. There is no authoritarian party in India. Im just trying to fix our shitty shithole so it can be a mediocore shithole instead

The only thing I can think of that relates to India and fascism is when some Indians fought in the SS during WW2.
The British wanted to execute them but local Indians thought they were heroes fighting for India - the British were going to press with executing them but realized that an execution was so unpopular an idea that they risked an uprising if they did it, so they let them go.

These guys.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_Legion

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please 2 or 3 or 5

no luck for me

No wonder you are an out of touch coconut.
Go join Swarajya party and do your "socialism is when govt. does stuff" circlejerk.
Look up about RSS, bogan.

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Well there's that and there is the concept of Hinduvta, which is what im trying to emulate. Basically, Hinduvta is hard core right wing Hindu nationalism that wants a homogenized population and culture

I think you would fare better if you started in a mainstream party and slowly broke away after gaining supporters within than party.
Also, rolling.

I never said anything about socialism, I just stated that all the parties in India are socialist in nature and there is no authoritarian/right wing govt.

Steal CCP's platform.
"Socialism with Street Pooetry characteristics".
Then just pull all the ethnonationalist corporatist-protectionist stuff they do.
Also please get rid of migrant indians in northern europe, they're so full of shit you'd think they never took a streetshit in their life.

Can I join, Pradeep? Or is it Balasubramian? Maybe Anil?

Based

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So what is your right wing like?

On a scale of "cuckservative sellouts" to "death squads" where are they?

Step 1 murder all gurkas

death squad for sure. Im tired of abdul having 10 kids and getting welfare from the India government whilst high caste people are being taught to be ashamed of their past. I want to remove all muslims from india(in minecraft)

>death squad for sure. Im tired of abdul having 10 kids and getting welfare from the India government whilst high caste people are being taught to be ashamed of their past.

Wait, is this real? Can Indian flags here confirm?
How the hell do you guys even have welfare given your population?

Indian govt is implementing something called adhaar. Essentially its like American social security. In the past you could get away without paying taxes but with adhaar, the govt now knows who you are, where you are and how much taxes you pay. I own a few apartments in Mumbai and bangalore and I had to pay taxes on them. Welfare is handed out to lower caste niggers and muzzies. Our blight is similar to America

OP given the size of India and the Indian diaspora there's got to be at least a few million who feel similarly. Why not recruit and network from your own people instead of this underwater backgammon forum?

Jesus Christ, rein this shit in or you'll end up like Argentina, India is still an up and coming nation but Argentina is in permanent coma.

Their corrupt political class demagogues to hordes of poor people that come in, they give them free shit, but it's 1 person 1 vote so they all just keep voting by weight of numbers to get more free shit and drain everybody else dry for all they have.

So social mobility is basically impossible because there is just the hyper rich, their protector class, then the rest.
Oh and all the poz shit you think we have, Argentina has that in spades. I'm even seeing less and less of them on here because their economy recently crashed again.

There is a chan board for Indians called indiachan but I posted my question here so I can get some proper advice. Had I posted this similar question on there I would have been shat on (literally), with people telling me that improving India is not worth my time or that fascism wont work in India or calling me a Jow Forumsfag. Such is the frugal nature of the Indian, unwilling to improve itself or its country.

Indian economy is already starting to decline, with a recession on the horizon. I highly doubt India will be a stable country or even a country 5-10 years down the line. Plus India fucked itself in the beginning when it decided to accept aid from the soviets. The soviets then shoved communism down our mouths. Indian voters just want gibs, and pretend India is this grand superpower. We should have been the example of how a post colonial country can recover and become a decent country. I have to remove all remnants of communism from India

You're not going to get proper advice. No one here knows anything about india apart from memes. It sounds like you don't really know much either. There's got to be some party or group that is aligned with your goals that already exists. I do however admire your desire to do the right thing by your people. Do you follow Sanatana Dharma?

>I have to remove all remnants of communism from India

Pretty based, in fact Yuri Bezmenov who you're probably familiar with was one of THE guys whose job it was to implement communism in India and even he talked at length about what absolute bullshit it was as an ideology.

For any lurkers that have missed it.
youtube.com/watch?v=y3qkf3bajd4

It's old viewing, but Yuri's talk is one of the very original works exposing left wing bullshit and since he has first hand experience with it his voice is important.
It sounds like Democracy isn't perhaps the best thing for India since it makes the population vulnerable to outside demagogues/money. Shit, you could probably say that about all democracy now that I think about it. Just look at Canada and how corrupt they are.

Yes, I do follow Sanatana Dharma. Whatever generalized advice I get on here is 100x better than the advice I would have gotten anywhere else. There are no fascist parties in India. It will be a struggle to gain power, but improvement is suffering, for man is both the marble and the sculptor

Democracy imo doesnt work anywhere. India is a multi ethnic country and democracy just results in identity politics. There is a reason why no improvements have been made by India from the the India government. All the improvements come from foreign companies. For fucks sake, Kia motors opened a factory near my home village and they did a better job providing clean water for my village than our "government" ever has in 70 years

Poo

If you cannot plan, you cannot lead.
If you cannot anticipate your enemies responce to you plan, you cannot win.

Therefore, you've already lost.

Go tech support for the Chinese bug people. They share your lack of loo and love for garbage choked water ways

Well, what can I tell you that you don't really know? Start with yourself. Improve your mind and body. Extract as many resources from the rotting babylon that still goes by the name USA, then use them to further your cause. Develop a coherent ideology/programme of action from your worldview and use it to attract a fanatical band of followers. Offer solutions to problems that the current system is not addressing. Be consistent, be bold, and above all take action. There's your generalised advice. Vishnuspeed.

Shit man, that's fucked.
Sometimes I hope an asteroid hits this earth, or Yellowstone goes off, or a huge solar flare, something that will completely upend the existing order so that change can happen without globohomo ruining it.

Fuck off and go home

3 pakis and 1 indian girl
hijab wont stop whores

thats the plan, "cleetus"

I would rather die fighting for my ideals, then to measly call it a day and side with those empathy lacking bugs.

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FUGGGGGG

Be honest is all i can advice you with. Truth will convince most people of your ideals, tell them you want to be the single leader of India because in a democracy even the stupid get to vote. Tell them you will clean the country of drugs and crimes and waste in general. You don't care if the druggies don't want to be helped, you know what's best for them more than they do

Be full of yourself basically, tell them you KNOW what's best for the country and they do not. And don't invite any random Randy into your party either. It has to be a privilige, an honor to be part of your party. Only invite the strong men. And always look good in public, how people perceive you is key here. Keep your back straight and your chin high, like Benito Mussolini, it's all about the aesthetics

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In most desperate time you can get in power if you play your card right. Inform yourself about the key problems of your country and try to think how could you solve then, beforehand, when the times come all you'll have to do is to act and not trying to think about solution, as you should already have the solutions.

Advice to OP:

1. Make eating cows legal. Foreigners like beef.
2. Make throwing cowshit illegal.
3. Ban Islam.
4. Take a hard line on literring/pollution like Singapore.
5. Start giving the rural Pajeets birth control via shots. The lower tier people need to disappear.
6. Increase gun ownership.
7. Clean up your rivers. No more dumping bodies and garbage in them.
8. Start wearing modern clothing and ditch the clothing from 600 AD.
9. Only allow white people to immigrate and bleach your women.
10. Focus on developing your country and not moving to the US.

This. Take this advice OP. The build a statue of Adolf.

>Poo is Loo or the Survival of the Shittest

That money is going to wasted by them anyways, might as well give it to us.

TOILETS AT GUNPOINT

And they say immigrants are coming in here to build a new life and not just exploit our economy to benefit their home countries.

rolly polly

most of it is common sense if you are running country but lazy faggot politicians dont even get that right
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India is never gonna be homogenous man, because everything about us is diverse, wherever we go there will be a buddhist, sikh, jain so we're walking diversity

When have your politicians ever told you the truth? Also only half the immigrants do that. The other half are NPCs who are just so happy to be consumerist slaves and post about it on social media. In the coming years, the first half will be packing their bags and leaving to escape the degeneracy. You get to keep the idiots...

>unifying india ethnicaly
you balkanize the land.

This.

India can't be unified because it's an unnatural construct. There was no state called "India" before the the subcontinent became a part of the British Empire, it has to be balkanized.