I keep hearing about how many shills are on this site...

I keep hearing about how many shills are on this site. If that's true I was wondering if someone could tell me how one becomes a shill anyways? I'm sure a lot of internet denizens would jump at the opportunity to make money doing the kinds of things they already do, so what's the secret anyways? Is shilling something you apply for like a normal job, or is it different? Thanks in advance.

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Some shareblue employees have posted about shitty office conditions, so maybe you can become one by volunteering for the nearest political think tank

seconded I always hear similar things and I would love a job being a contrarian shitposter, hit me up glowies I am ready and willing to work for you fellas.

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>If that's true I was wondering if someone could tell me how one becomes a shill anyways?
Don't worry, they won't take you.

Shill coordinators are smart enough to not hire heterosexual, white men to infiltrate places that are one of the last bastions of mostly heterosexual, white men. They will prefer transgenders, black women, very mentally ill white women, jews... people that have a ''natural dislike'' for Jow Forums.

Take your meds schizo

You have to shill for free here for at least 10 years just to get noticed.

maybe I can be deployed in the race mixing propagation department and specialise in asian posting? glowies pls I wanna get paid to shit post.

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