This man jumps out and throws 1,000 angry bees at you

This man jumps out and throws 1,000 angry bees at you.
What do you do?

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I run around screaming autistically as I get stung endlessly by bees.

suck his dick

Good luck with the hundreds of bees actively stinging you. Those fuckers hurt.

if theres a will theres a way

Roll the windows up and light a fat blunt.

TOMMY GUN

The PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIN

That... Actually might kind of work.
Bee sting and alarm pheromones are masked by smoke. Also you might make them docile by getting them high.
So, if you can hotbox your car quick enough, you might be safe.

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What? Too many bees?

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More bees should solve this problem!

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Scream. Something like:

"NOT THE BEES, NOT THE BEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!. THEY ARE IN MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!"

I was completely shitposting but thank you.

Based.

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I dunno, maybe shoot him

ask him where the other 5,000 bees are

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Shoot him. The bees might kill me but we'll both go down.

Jump in the water,only surfacing to mag dump and refill my O2 bar until Mr.Beeman perishes with a dramatic monologue

you underestimate how much of a pain slut he is.

die. from bees.

Revive the Ant man and watch them both brawl out.

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Underrated.

kick him in the nads and run like hell

Call antman. This will be epic.

Run around wiping bees off and swearing profusely most likely.
If only revolver ocelot we're here.

Good luck. I've learned the hard way that bees defend comb to the last worker.
Protip: opening a hive without a smoker is a great way to get stung in your ear.

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>NOT THE BEES
kick him in the balls
Shoot him while he's down
Try to fight bees with fly swatter

Beat him to death as I am not allergic to bees and he has just assaulted me.

>fiancé finds me dead getting stung by bees
>bees kill her
>bees kill neighbor that heard both of our screams
>bees gassed by police
>This morning 4 people were killed by bees
>victims had their eyes missing after being stung by bees

Are they honey bees or wasps? Can bees sting though Kevlar?

Die.

Was going to post this, thank you

Send my wasps scramble for an interception mission

Lather myself in an insanely thick layer of honey. The bees will either get stuck or eat the honey, too busy to attack me anyhow.

BEES?

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Shoot him
Bees return to nest due to powder smoke

This. There’s no real defense against that.

Run to the nearest PhoneCo stand because the landowner subgroup I’m in forbids outside conglomerate communication devices and call McRetaliator Co. and AmbuSTAT LLC

Die

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If someone did this and you shot them would it legally be self defense

This reminds me of an old Jow Forums thread from a few months back. Here's part of it, will post the other bit.

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Part 2

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>be succing dicc
>bees sting lips
>lips become all swollen
>become even better at succing his dicc
>eventually make him nut and continue to succ
>he suffers a heart attack
>win the fight
Looks like we found a counter to the bee guy

I feel like the dude from MGS3 had a better plan.

>Pluck a queen bee from her hive
>Put queen in backpack
>Get stung so many times you end up looking like Jason Voorhees
>???
>Become the Lord of Bees - Pain itself