You are minding your own business when suddenly you are transported back in time to the time...

>you are minding your own business when suddenly you are transported back in time to the time, date and year pearl harbor was attacked
>you are then approach by two MP military guards and knocked out and transported to meat the president of the United States of America
>he tells you that you are given full control and authority on military power and you are given the task on defeating the Japanese and end the war but you must also insure that you will bring justice and punish Japan once the war is over to insure that they will not go unpunished
>the president then gives you a Coca-Cola, Cheeseburger and a Playboy magazine

What do you do?

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Drop all the nukes. Get the message across and I’d tell them to not move American jobs to outside our borders.

use the full force of the military to make fishgirls real

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Tell them that unless they amend the constitution to enshrine segregation and bar Jews from holding government posts that the Japs will just bide their time and destroy America in a few decades.

I wouldn't even be lying that much.

>that much
>only sorta pregnant

>meat

Just tell the truth and say the Japs are the least of our problems in the future and we'll be a lot better off if we let them have China.

while that's probably true, this probably isn't the time for that when they just bombed pearl harbor

>just because you go back in time people will believe everything you say
Enjoy a 40s sanitarium OP
Better than rotting in the ground like all the people trying to assasinate hitler as if nobody in the 40s already wanted him dead or anything

Who the fuck are you and how badly did you get beat up by a jap in school that you keep making these threads?

Nukes did not exist at that time, retard.

Pearl Harbor was a false flag, so I won't do anything.

>bring bullet proof vest, some ceramic plates, a modern rifle, some NVGs, and a cell phone with a solar charger
There you go. You can volunteer to be shot with a 1911 with the vest on, once that's done let them shoot the plates, show them the rifle, bang some hot women until night, show them the NVGs, once you're in front of a general show him the cell phone. You'll be in front of the POTUS the next morning.

Though history is filled with mistakes, corruption, and failure, the world has ended up a relatively peaceful place with nice living affairs for the majority of people. This careful cultivation was done by the elite in order to establish peace-love-unity initiatives, which aim to render the world's greatest military actors irreversibly impotent. A domesticated, controlled population would guarantee the elite a lucrative ecosystem of economic instability, and adaptive/predictive technologies are currently empowering the elite to maximize their income. Mass immigration, destruction of national identity, and debasing societal self control, as well as post-information era corruption of facts and definitions, are tools to further domesticate the human race. If delivering worldwide stability and sustainable standards of living is the goal of our politicians, then the way of the elite is the correct path forward, and happiness/satisfaction of the population is a risk factor.

The question you must pose to yourself and your politicians is simple: "Is achieving complete societal stability a moral responsibility for humanity?"

Life has flourished, come to a head, been destroyed, and everything in between without the few groups of elite in charge of everything. Warring states and corporations have competed against one another throughout history to deliver prosperity to themselves, their citizenry, and their shareholders, but in recent times have come to instead work together to domesticate the human race- this opportunity has also only recently presented itself to the elite. In effect, the elite have driven society to a conclusive domestication and eliminated risk. Life is stable, easy, and convenient.

But recent upticks in nationalism and self-preservation threaten this global stability. Forcefully removing the elite would push nation states to global anarchy and world wars yet again, resulting in worldwide death and destruction.

There are pros and cons to global instability. The numerous cons all point to death, destruction, fear, and the possible extinction of human life in nuclear hellfire.

But the pros are also numerous. Reviving the national identity, individualism, and societal economic parity would also result from global anarchy. Love for your hometown, for your neighbors, for your countrymen, for your country, for your culture, and for your God, when indulged, provide significant boosts to happiness in all communities. It beckons and satisfies an animalistic urge to prioritize those close to you over those far from you, to thoroughly feel love and hate, prejudice and preference. Global stability, which requires domestication of humanity, does not deliver inequality... and this inequality is indeed what makes us human, and not slaves.

Global instability would also afford citizenry more chances to excel economically, socially, and morally. Instability in the economy is lucrative for the elite, and in the same vein, instability in all aspects of life, when accessible to the entire population, can be lucrative for everyone.

In effect, the choice between global economic stability and global economic instability is a choice between guaranteed survival of a domesticated human race, and the not-at-all guaranteed survival of a free human race. Global anarchy would deliver death and destruction to the weak and afford prosperity to the strong, rather than an equalized, stymied, and unhappy standard of living to all under global stability. The struggle between capitalism and communism has not ended- and communism, by all measures, is winning.

What kind of meat are we talking here

Kill wheelchair man

I would proceed to inform the American public that their government knew of the impending attack on pearl harbor and let it happen to sway the will of the people to enter the war. I would then proceed to tell the American people that the real enemy is communism and we still need to nuke Japan.

Nuke the commies, kill mao. Lie and say they are working with the Japanese. Also say Hitler is a zionist and all zionists are secret nazis that must be killed

>another butthurt chinese that can’t stop thinking about Japan posts a thread

What the elite don't understand is that the universe is a vast place, and their ideal habitats are attainable with technology. When AI can control resource mining, refinement, manufacturing, shipment, installation, and maintenance, there is no need for people anywhere in the chain. There is no need to domesticate the human race, and there is no need to make people unhappy through the economic controls of mass immigration, destruction of national identity, debasing societal self control, and corruption of established norms.

The elite, in a word, should just fuck off. Regular people can have their blissful happiness, their ability to climb socioeconomic ladders, and their autonomy without threatening the livelihood of the elite in a world with AI. A 'happy medium' can be readily established where both the elite and the common man are satisfied.

At the end of the day, this is what the elite should be working for. This is the moral solution that doesn't involve ruining life for everyone else, and allows the elite to continue living in luxury. This is what you should be calling on your politicians, your neighbors, your friends and family, everyone to try and achieve... to achieve getting the elite to fuck off.

tell them to fix their fucking torpedoes

At the time of Pearl Habor?

since there's only a single timeline, it is assumed that our time traveler leads the project to develop them.

>meat the president
>meat president
>meat

Make the MP's that knocked me out stand guard on the coast in their underwear.

switch sides, help hitlar to win teh war, 70 years later post slavaboo memes on Jow Forums and cause eternal butthurt

I warn the President that Stalin will betray us and become our enemy as soon as WWII ends, and that we need to stay out of the European theater so that Nazis can inflict more damage on the Soviets before falling.

>Do nothing
>Let Japan get nuked twice
>Invest in anime

>Put in zero military action then once they're all ready, nuke Germany, Italy and Japan simultaneously

Take the authentic coke, real cheeseburger, and genuine playboy mag then run for the hills

I give him a hentai doujin.

All according to teikaku.

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bump

>to meat the president of the United States of America
Am-am I supposed to *fuck* FDR?

>he tells you that you are given full control and authority on military power and you are given the task on defeating the Japanese

Approach the war from the same way but ensure the Mk.14 torpedo fuses are working properly ASAP and ensure an early end to the Japanese Merchant Marine fleet. The development of snorkels and boats with far greater battery capacity would also be a great, but that's if we've got the resources and shouldn't draw too much from other projects. Try to fit search radars to avenger torpedo bombers before the end of the war, airborne early warning radar during the war would be amazing. Pull MacArthur out of the Philippines at the first opportunity so that we don't actually have to go back, give him a new post to direct future amphibious invasions. The focus on the war should still remain to take out Germany, we don't want the Soviets controlling too much of Europe by the time the dust settles. Try to begin strategic bombing of the mainland at the earliest opportunity and see if the bomb can be made ready sooner.

>insure that you will bring justice and punish Japan once the war is over to insure that they will not go unpunished

What we did in reality was fine but maybe MacArthur wasn't the best choice to head the occupation force. Overall I think this was accomplished fairly well historically. Militaristic elements of culture mostly removed, society pretty decently westernized, military restricted, and we gained an important ally in Asia, so don't alter history much here.


>date and year pearl harbor was attacked

Did you really not remember Pearl Harbor? My first action is to see you arrested for your lack of patriotism.

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