Spc Ketchum

Can we have a Specialist Ketchum thread. Dump them pics boyos!

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He's only good for proof that if you can't ruck, you're a pathetic megafaggot.

Burn in hell, faggot

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I'm still trying to figure out how this noodle-armed faggot (a) gets through basic, (b) learns how to jump out of an airplane, (c) and last but first gets away with posting naked pictures of himself -- shriveled dick and man boobs and all -- online without getting disciplined, discharged, and so forth. Can *normal* soldiers get away with that crap?

How?

On that note, does somone have her nudes?

They don't. He's barred from reenlistment for signing a dec statement. He got cosmetic surgery in korea without authorization.

Dude's been utterly and completely sidelined.

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>dude
i think you spelled it wrong

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>They don't.
That's reassuring. I guess.

>He's barred from reenlistment for signing a dec statement.
a wat

>He got cosmetic surgery in korea without authorization.
Oh, so NOT for posting faggoty pictures of himself. Huh.

He's a man, no matter how much he mutilates himself and no matter how crazy you both are.

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I think you're a delusional faggot. That's a man. He can't magically grow a female reproductive system. He can swallow chemicals and butcher his body all he wants, it'll just be a sad imitation. But fucks like you are so desperate for pussy that you'll take a man that has deluded themselves that they are a chick anyway.

I don't care much for traps either way but goddamn do I hate attention whores.

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Stop bullying my waifu

She's perfect

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Wrong she got nominated for admission to West Point.

Y'all need to fuck off back to Jow Forums. Jow Forums is a progressive board

Hell is forever, faggot

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Hey can you faggots stop shitposting ironically so you and your Jow Forums buttbuddies can pretend there's a leftist raid happening even though it's just you?
Please?

Fuck you. Antifa is back in town with our new leader, Comrade McCollum

Also can you stop forcing memes too?

Not sure which is worse, Jow Forumsfags or (YOU)

>her

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user, "Jow Forums is a progressive board" is a Jow Forums meme.

I would bury my bbc so far up her hole

Sauce required. Everything I've read about "her", to include "her" own interview in army times, has said that "She'll" be separating at the end of her current enlistment.

I've never heard anywhere that "she" is pursuing a commission now.

He's barred from re-enlistment, and universally despised by his peers. Stop believing what you read on Jow Forums unless someone posts proofs with the post

>She
>SHE
Just call it a man for fucks sake. I don't care about fags traps and twinks BUT THEY'RE ALL MEN.

citation needed

You have a medical disorder.

>He's barred from re-enlistment, and universally despised by his peers

>Stop believing what you read on Jow Forums unless someone posts proofs with the post

It worked for CZ, it'll work for McCollum.

Mental illnesses should not be cheered on or encouraged.

saged.

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It's she, you transphobic bigot

this

Bull fucking shit it is. It's a right-leaning Libertarian board, if anything.

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infantry basic was hard to fail, I can only imagine noninfantry basic is even easier.
And jump school is literally the easiest school in the military.

Declination of orders statement

Magically, because someone points out hard truth, they're an edgy poltard. It's a man, modifying HIS body to IMITATE a female body that HE will NEVER have because HIS brain is crosswired and fucked up.
Yeah, go fuck yourself.

Jump school:

>Did you pack your chute right?

>Remember to roll?

>Ok go jump out that hole in the plane.

>You ded?

>No? You done passed jump.

Exactly. I literally just made this answer up.

>Phobic
Yeah, we're not afraid of trannies, dumbass. We simply don't accept them as women.

this is good bait, why did no one take it?

>sprain your ankle when you were 12 and you've walked normally for 10 years
>can't join due to medical condition
>mentally ill tranny is allowed to serve at all
The absolute state of the military

Huh she's also a furry

Whats her ig @?

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PUNISH THAT FUCKING SISSY HOLE

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We had a guy in my platoon this week that's getting admin seperated because the hoe he was banging uploaded a video to Pornhub.

Holy fucking shit this.

Jow Forums is a NatSoc board.
Fuck off.

This person is fucking trash IRL

Why give this attention whore what it wants

*she

>military has a place for trapfags and obvious trannies
>no place for people on the very mild end on the spectrum
This shit sucks. I just want to shoot guns, fix tanks, maybe load some nukes and get paid for it.

By spectrum do you mean autism? As long as you haven’t been on medication for it you should be gtg.

OP is just shitposting.

Nah, I really want to wank, but noone posts her nudes

See?

>her

Not afraid of fags, I just don't want to be any part of supporting degeneracy. Marxists have already won the culture wars, what's left of the glory that once was Western Civilization was pretty much eradicated by the 1920s and 30s.

The thought of putting a bullet through the heads of those who enable those in their mental illness, now that's what gets me off.

BCT is the same regardless of MOS. Unless you're OSUT, which is what I did, where BCT is back to back with AIT. From Blue phase to Black phase, no breaks ir high and tights. I actually didn't mind it really, gets everything out of the way.

I'm more confused about how this guy didn't get the shit beat put of him at some point. Or raped.

it's even more disturbing that this abomination is a specialist

Maybe the military isn't nearly as tough as they say it is.

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Crazy, I know. It's almost like every makes Specialist if they aren't an absolute piece of shit...

It's almost impossible to fail any basic training, they simply will not allow you

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Ketchum is the official Jow Forums QT

He thinks its a her.

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faggots are ruining this board, every fucking post has to have some mention of sodomites in a dress now, burn in hell.

No. People like her will put a bullet in your skull when the revolution finally arrives

Are you repressing something?

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I seriously hate both faggot Ketchum and the degenerate faggot who continues to post pictures of this vile creature.

>Getting thrown out of the helicopter 101

You're a dumbfuck if you don't think this isn't some Jow Forumsfag doing this to shit the place up

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>HE THINKS FAGS ARE UNNATURAL DISGUSTING FREAKS
>HE MUST BE GAY
>ANYONE WHO HATES FAGS IS GAY

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>uppercase 'k'

Fuck off shill.

Yeah, but I also have a genuine risk of family members outing me as an autist to keep me here. That, and one of my legs is about a half inch shorter than the other and I'm at least 75% sure that such a deformity is a no-no.
On the bright side, I won't get drafted into a combat role when it's time to die for Israel but god damn I just wanted to work with cool shit. Is threeper larping the only thing I got now?

>t. newfags/retards who can't detect overused bait yet.

You know that sentences start with uppercase, don't you?

Haven't figured out how to follow posts yet?

How many USD of bad dragon is that?

moar pics. And the faggots that keep complaining just stfu and close the thread you loud chimpanzee.

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I would bet an average of $75 per piece

Somebody post the nudes already!

Someone drag Specialist Ketchum from behind a truck already!

If you don't like Jow Forums board culture you're always welcome to go back.

go to the fag board. its that way>>>

I'm honestly confused af man. So you can like openly post nudes of yourself online, and have your own subreddit were you ERP with randoms, and command doesn't do a fucking thing? Like what?

They liked what they saw

It's a dude you faggot.

This is true. You need to be an epic piece of shit to wash out of basic.

And yet somehow it does happen.

Says the guy who would fuck a trap

Die for Pissrael faggot scum.

you're only progressing to a mass grave ya faggot

Fuck off and go bang an inbred nazi

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