Military greentext stories

Post what you have. I'll start with some spurdos vs Norwegian thots.

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I am monitoring this thread. Anyone have the spurdo mine tricks? I think it was also against Norwegian professionals.

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Kek

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>doesn't like cauliflower
Fucker deserved the humiliation.

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I'm laughing way too hard at this. Maybe it's all the sambuca, but this is damn funny.

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That was great.

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>>Jerry's getting uppity

What Christmas?

Fuck yeah. America!

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>for a brief year, we were the cogs
>unafraid, invincible, indomitable
I didn't ask for these feels

There's also the clusterfuck that was russo-japanese war.

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Top kek m8

Unless it was armor plate that happened to be lying around that wouldn't work. FMJ rounds will punch through most steel like its not even there.

What is interesting with that ship is that the commanding officer during that Atlantic fuckup retired as rear admiral. He was relieved of his command as soon as USS William D Porter had transferred to Pacific. He was LCDR back then, not a captain.

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I've seen this dozens of times and it never gets old. Fuckin top kek mate.

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