>babysitting sister's newborn a while ago >cleaning gun while it's the same room >accidentally goes off into the ceiling >cryingbaby.wav >won't fucking stop >jesus christ, it won't fucking stop >the frustration and jitteriness from the gun discharge induces panic >begin biting the baby until it stops crying >don't know why that would work, but it did >baby now recoils every time they see me >"she doesn't seem to like you anymore, user :/"
if real, your niece has good survival instincts. Being around you isn't healthy.
>Negligent Discharges while "cleaning" a gun For fuck's sake. You were doing something retarded. Your niece wants to minimize retard exposure.
Julian Martinez
when will you reproduce?
Andrew Hernandez
I doubt newborns would even remember you
Kayden Peterson
OP is full of shit and his story is a lie, still i never understood how someone can actually ND while CLEANING a gun. im not even talking about horseplay with the gun or whatever, but when i clean it, depending on the gun, i usually take it apart and for that procedure alone i have to clear the chamber.
Lincoln Green
You seem mad
John Sullivan
>>begin biting the baby until it stops crying What the fuck?