Battle buddy bread

Post your battle rattle rattle buddies.
This is my battle buddy :3

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Mine likes to cosplay.

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>tfw no battle buddy
>tfw had to put her down a few months ago because she was old and dying a slow death
It sucks guys.

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Rabbit/10 noice user

Rip dogge, I’m sorry user.

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Yeah It sucks, but she could barely even stand up under her own power. There are limits to how long you chose to hang on to them. She was a good girl though, even though she hated guns for some reason.

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She’s beautiful. Yeah you’re right about that, she shouldn’t have to suffer.

He's cute, and proud.
Don't judge him by his look, he's a fighter.

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My battle buddy has his own battle buddy.

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Did you use mosin?

I grew up on a farm and we had a few tabbys. One of them was named Flower. And he was the meanest son of a bitch cat I've ever met. Youd get one, maybe two pets in before hed start biting. Exellent mouser though.

No, I couldn't have brought myself to do that.

You overfeed your animals.

lethal injections a way worse way to go, pretty much a morphine fueled cardiac arrest. Should have just asked someone else to shoot him if you couldn't do it, of mice and men style.

11yo flat-coated retriever
absolute pussy when it comes to thunder or black people, but he’s still a good boy

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thats pretty fucking cute

sausage dog/10

>black people

muh battle bitch. we battle frisbees, stuffed toys and our shared desire to inhale all the food in the house.

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my girl. I think shes pregnant. going to find out thursday

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scared off would be burglars twice in December. me and the wife love her to death.

I trust my cat as long as I can feed her 100%

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About the same here, she’s a sweetie pie and your doggo looks beautiful

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Seriously, that cat is more of a dog than most these pussy looking animals in this thread.

I don't like cats, but still I find that one exceptional and deserving of respect and praise.

If your dog has never mauled something to death for sport, you have a pet and not a battle buddy.

Kaeru-chan is still alive, almost 3 years after i rescued him

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Das a beautiful frogger you got there.
Pet frogs are pretty cool, I had a few when I was a child.

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thx.

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My battle buddy tough as nails, even if he the size of a really small dog.

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Muh battle buddy. She's old as fuck though and her legs are giving out unfortunately

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Retrofit some kevelar on him and set him loose.
Buggs/fuddbois

That's not a bad way to go at all, retard.

Cosplaying as a women?

Battlebuddy #1

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#2

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Possibly the dumbest canine ever. Good alarm though and super affectionate.

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Lmfao top kek dog

My adventure buddy. She's a German Shepherd/Rottweiler. Super good girl never needed a lick of training; she can attack if i give the command and calms down immediately if i say so

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the house buddies. the black one comes outside w the pup and I and the pup keeps her in line by nudging her along

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here is my battle bitch is she a good girl

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lookit dat face!
she pretty girl

My battle buddy, he's a good boy.

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He had an encounter with a groundhog the other day. He was staring it down nose to nose, freaked me the fuck out.

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Here's my doggo, she's a good girl

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(They) took-out my BB Friday night!

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Hello ATF

This is my dad's new battle buddy.

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OGA status operator right here.

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I have a scaled doggo

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He guards da aimpoint

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Zoe

>advantages:
big gorl - +20 dmg resistance +10 attack
inaudible - +20 sneak
swooshy floof - +10 speed and traction
non canine - take 50% less dmg from the ATF
attack feline - special CatApult attack

>disadvantages:
lazy - negates 20 reliability points
nigger - sometimes attacks and steals from allies

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>special
gravitational anomaly

Mine shits in the house.

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RIP Fluffy

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Had that happen with my first dog. She had a pinched nerve, so rather than try to limp her along, we chose to end her pain.
The worst though was having an English mastiff. His fall came pretty quick due to how heavy they are.

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Have you every had morphine? A deliberate overdose sounds pretty cash money to me.

110% of little dogs shit in the house. It's just what they do.

Is that a white GSD? This here's my Bandit (rip good boy)

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>Is that a white GSD?
Yep, she was the only white one in the litter and the breeder basically gave her away because of it. Jokes on her though, she's one of the most gentle, obedient, loving dogs I've ever met. She's three year old now and finally calming down a bit, I'm looking forward to doing off leash training with her so she doesn't have to stay on leash when we go camping.

>Bandit (rip good boy)
F, I'm sorry user, It's always hard to lose a dog.

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They really are the best dogs on the face of the planet. Training him was more like having a conversation with a good friend than giving commands. Even to the point where he eventually decided that he was old enough a the rules didn't apply to him anymore- but he never did anything "bad," just chose for himself when he was allowed to sneak food off the counters. I miss that dork.

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Wtf is wrong with you? It's frome Fucking space jam.

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He's kind of a retard and a pussy but I love him

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Awww yisss

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Camping buddy in training

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the force with which this cat collides with that dog astounds me to this day

Hit him
A. Harder
B. More often

Here's my boi. Rhodesian Ridgeback / German Shepherd mix

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Sunroof Sniffer online.

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My doggo squad on r and r.

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where do you even get a white shepherd?

Dumb dogs are the best. They might be retarded but you know they love you because they're too fucking stupid to fake it.

I hate this little faggot so much. Shes been shitting just outside the windows recently and its a basement apartment.

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Grab battle buddy and SKS, go innawoods

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One thinks she's Billy Badass with a mean roar, the other is battle hardened and has seen some shit.

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>not grumpy fuckhuge python/boa
>not having venomous snake jars to throw at people
good taste in pets though/10

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I hope to God you didn't send them off yourselves. So many gun owners do and it is the most masocistic thing imaginable outside of shooting your own child. Do you really want the last few moments of their lives to be spent with you holding a gun at their heads? Spend the $200 to get them put to sleep and you can cradle and comfort them as they drift off. You are willfully setting yourself up for doggo PTSD when you shoot them yourself.

For what it is worth she looked like a really good girl.

Every time my fiancee leaves for a 24 hour shift, my dog, without fail, will fucking wake me up crying and barking at around 11:00-11:30pm because she wants to go outside to pee or poop. This never fucking happens whenever she's home for the night. It doesn't matter if I take her out before I go to bed, she always fucking does it and she absolutely does not stop until I come downstairs to take her out. I've seriously waited an hour once and she never shut the fuck up- she just wails harder and louder. It's absolutely maddening.

I love this animal but sometimes she makes me want to punt her into the fucking freeway

She's a belgian malinios if anyone is curious

He wishes a nigga woulds

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had this big boy for almost three years now. He was a rescue, I'd guess that he's between 6 and 8.

He was diagnosed with Cardiomyopathy two weeks ago. Basically an enlarged heart with thin muscle walls. It hits this breed pretty hard. Over time the heart swells and swells like a balloon because it isn't strong enough to pump blood out of itself. He's probably got a good couple months left in him and then it's all over; his heart will just give out.

He's the most gentle and loving dog I've ever met or had in my life. A huge sweetheart. I'm spoiling him now. He doesn't really know anything is wrong with him besides that he must feel a bit winded all the time and sometimes has fainting spells. One of these days he just isn't going to wake up. It's going to be hard dealing with him dying suddenly, but I'm sure as hell not going to deny him all the life he can enjoy before that day.

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Anotha

Killer of house spiders-afraid of birds outside

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Sport? Not necessarily, but she has been known to yank a gopher out of the ground just so she can get her paws on the meat. Crunch, glomp, gone.

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She got some mileage on her

Have you tried being more responsible and not making your doggo hold its piss or shit for an hour? Whey even get a fucking dog if you didn't wanna take care of it user?

Battle Jow Forumsat. kills something and eats it every time he goes outside. squirrels, birds, rabbits. Fucker even dragged home a raven once. I would have appreciated him not letting it go still alive in the bathroom, but I was just impressed he even caught the fuckin thing.

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Buddy had a cat. They found it as a kitten outside under their junker car parked off to the side of the house. Only a few weeks old and in the middle of -10 winter. Poor little fucker was half frozen when they brought it inside and they thought he died because he would not move or seem to breathe. Few hours later he woke up and was licking everyone. That tenacious son of a bitch lived to 16 years old. He literally would not die. It wasn't even old age. He got ran the fuck over. 16 years and freezing to death and he was still ticking. That cat is my spirit animal. RIP Rex.

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To battle buns count?

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My cat who has a total of two behaviors; running around like an idiot jumping on everything or passed out somewhere for hours. Kind of a bitch sometimes but I love him

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They count......

As emergency field rations.

You'll regret this offense, human.

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au contraire brother hare, I think I shall enjoy it very much.

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