These three men are going to break down your door. They have orders to kill you, not capture...

These three men are going to break down your door. They have orders to kill you, not capture, and you have 10 seconds to prepare after you hear the first attempt to gain access into your home. Everything you own that is currently loaded, nearby and ready to use is at your disposal.

How fucked are you?

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>iraqi special forces
I'd be fucked, even if I got the drop on them.

>3 larpers with 2 shotguns and a handgun
Jewpup and 4 mags ready i think im good

>AK, 20 loaded mags, and a Prussian cavalry sword vs pic related
Tacticalretreathorn.mp3

Nah, I'm gonna make way out the back window and into the field. My house is not defensible.

have a knife, some chairs a longboard.

Easy peasy man. Just throw em things, they fall and kill em with knife, guys' so fat they literally waste too much time standing up again.

It's ISOF, they'll probably surrender within the first hour of conflict with us.

>mfw i'm inside a police station full of armed men right now

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What were you arrested for?

I have a ruby pistol, a police baton, and a trench knife. I'm fucked, aren't I?

>ruby pistol
One round of God's perfect caliber to the head for each of them.

>442 on my person
>Romanian SAR1 w/dual mag clamp in adjacent room
>DDM4V7LW w/dual mag clamp in adjacent room
>a battle girl
>door frame pull up bars on all the doors except the entrances because I lift bro
>and the two locked gates to get to my house were for their safety, not mine

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>mfw te armory is 600 m away


welp i guess ill die now

I would put my safety glasses on airsoft BBs can be dangerous

>grab turkshit canik
>move to side of door
>shoot first one in stupid skullmask once door gets kicked in
>use as shield while shooting other two in stupid faces

>in my home
Lol, I'm not even in my home state right now

That's iraqi sof you turd.

He works for them tard

> tfw finally bought twenty pounds of thermite in prep for Dotr
> tfw live in a plywood shack

It's gonna be messy

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eat Teflon assholes

Doesn't speak well about them. To see them wearing stupid shit they see American teenage larpers wear and show off online.

I prefer not to eat any sort of assholes thanks.

*rolls grenades right into this ATF bait thread, asking how a bunch of armed autists would attempt to prevent them from shooting their dogs*

lamo just run circles around them and smash with pic related, no need to waste ammo.

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I'd just get naked and piss and shit all over my apartment, and die laughing.

>iraqi sof
>good for anything but dragging people who surrender out of their bed and executing them.

A shitty blowback C02 pistol and a Confederate cavalry saber that has drawn blood and is freshly cared for. Plink at their unprotected genitalia while within ten feet of range and attempt to close distance and wish the gun safe wasn't on the other side of the house.

lol, reality

I have some beer bottles on my desk.

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mossberg 500 with just 2 shells of 00 buck
I better aim for a double kill

>mossberg 500a loaded with nitro buck
>vz58 with a catch all mix of HP, SP, and FMJ
>AR loaded with a similar catch all mic
>PTR loaded with a mix of SST and HP
Even if they live, their hearing won’t.

Thats the joke you tard.

See, he is implying this guy could never be anything more than a criminal, because he frequents 4 chan....

You could just bribe them. They love that shit.
They'd sell their daughter for a carton of smokes and silicone mold of a goat pussy.

right now, pretty fucked since I'm at work, all I have is a can of Pepperspray and my leatherman. At home? I take my G17 with 2 mags into every room I go to, should be ok if that is actually armor and not fat because a fat guy in a good PC might actually be able to shrug off a few rounds before succumbing to the blunt pain, enough time to give either him or one of the others to shoot me

I'd probably grab my AK with a drum magazine and mag dump wherever they are.

>yell “As-salāmu ʿalaykum”
>open fire about 3’ to the left and right of the doorway
>deafened by a indoor concussion of a 13” scar17 sbr with a deadair brake, firing 168gr hornady tap
>Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>start yelling “alahu ackbar” as I dump the rest of the mag every 10” across the baseboards of the wall within a 8’ swath.

Good chance I’ll hit man 1 or 2 in the stack with the first 2 shots. A trained team knows to drop down if they’re stacked at a door and it opens up, so hopefully the distance/angle I’m at will start shredding the rest of the team that's prone.

Saiga 12 in one hand, saiga 7.62x39 in the other. Magdump until dead or it's quiet again.

Is Jow Forums seriously too stupid to appreciate this? I got a hearty chuckle out of it.

Califag here, only loaded gun near me is a 9mm with a 10 round mag. I'd be pretty fucked.

Well the first guy is clearly Shadman, so I'd show him my collection of trap porn and have him kill the others for me