Faces of normalfags when you tell them you own a gun

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pictured right: me

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How do normie still force themselves to laugh at such unfunny AND overplayed jokes?

Southeastern KY here. People would look at me like this if I told them I DIDN'T own guns.

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PERSEC, op. Don't ask, don't tell, unless they want to go to the range.

I don't hide my power level nor do I flaunt it but if I speak, I do my best to humbly speak the truth as best I understand it. Anything less is for the poltroons.

In rural NC? Pic related.

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They've all been cool with it.

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eh give it about 5 years and rural NC will be about as relevant as rural IL

Charlotte's the new Austin

>Don't ask, don't tell
you are supposed to do the same about politics, religion and sexuality

Preach it, brother.

Maybe, but I'm surrounded by large swathes of farm land owned family members and nowhere near a city so I'll have a little longer to plan my escape if needed.

fugg, that's what I get for early morning browsing.

YANKEES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

"Me too."
>North Carolina

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I don't weird looks because people don't think I'm the crazy type at all

>feelsgood

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"4 pipe shotguns and as many dragon dildos"

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dumb frogposter

Guys look at you like this in most of MD

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But women look at you like this in MD since they're so used to men being emasculated little faggots

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>I own 9
You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.

Unless they're from Asheville then it's pic related

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>I derive my masculinity from my firearm ownership
This is seriously why they call them penis compensators.

>Baltimorons and Washingtards
>Most of MD
It’s literally only a strip down the center of the state. What do we have, 23 counties? It’s only 9-10 of them. Cecil south and Frederick west are still God’s country. And don’t forget St. Mary’s stuck below all the niggers and Washingtards.

can you delete that pic? It really triggers me.

This.
I don't go around telling people about my funs, but if they bring it up, I don't hide my power level and usually invite them to come shootan.
I have found it is best to just be casual about it.
t. non spaghetti spilling fag

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Found the fag in denial. This states laws suck gargantuan cock. I mean, it's god tier place in many respects but when it comes to Jow Forums related things- literally communist.
No hunting and practicing regularly is just a part of being an outdoorsman, not that you'd know anything about that nogunz

Do we now

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Typed out a decent response but it deleted itself. I was in Garrett and did whatever the fuck I wanted. Sucks to suck downstate faggot.

See, Asheville is weird because I've seen people protest the gunshows there but it also has a gun shop at the very end of a trailer park inside a quonset hut. Weird mix of faggots and hillbillies.

Shorefags are better than you both. Can your half of the state just fuck off and die already? We are so fucking tired of the lot of you.

I own... lets see... Hmm. I've lost count. I just get one whenever I take on another shooting discipline.

because to THEM, the uninitiated, it's still fresh. Newfags if you will.

>when they bring up guns and I go off on how guns are great so they bring up "MORE reasonable gun control" and I go off even harder

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that's better than "fInN sh0t dAt KsuLL?m?"

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Same here. I've told straight-up SJWs that I'm a gun enthusiast and the most I've gotten was "I don't really like guns, but you seem competent enough to own them."

>Heheh Huwait, bruh, you don't know how many? That's what I love about you, man! You go hardcore!
-Some normalfag one time.

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If I hear another fucking joke about a zombie apocalypse I'm going to snap. It's become the sole reason I don't tell anyone about muh gunz anymore.

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>then the topic of privately owned nukes comes up

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Was born and raised on the Shore. Moved west as a young man. Mountain Maryland is best Maryland. Unless you have a nice boat, then Shore all the way.

I'm a guy who grew up in a no fun allowed family and live in an annex of California

It sucks.

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You’re right, it’s so masculine to go into a literal fit of hysterics when you find out someone owns a gun

>telling them
Okay

>9

I... am trying to get my collection down to 40 again. I don't trust gun owners that have less than 7 guns, because I don't think they're taking firearms seriously. Honestly, almost all gun crime, intentional or otherwise, is committed by people that own less than 7 guns.

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Is he LARPing as Abe Lincoln?

Yeah, I suspect that a majority of the folks who post about how the normie SJWs get super triggered by the fact that they own guns have never actually been in that situation and are just making up how they imagine that conversation would go. Most people just don't give a shit, regardless of where they live or what their political opinions may be.

The only time the average person will give you a funny look when you bring up the fact that you own guns is if they already think you're a weirdo or a cause for concern.

"Yeah, I own some guns. Yeah I must be a mess. Wait. How many credit cards did you say you own? What kind of out of control freak are YOU? Somebody need to DO something to keep YOU in check!"

Mainly this lately since most of my friends I made down here grew up as sheltered libs who want to learn to shoot

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I own 25+

Same. I hate seeing news reports about a house getting raided and having a 5 gun "arsenal". Like really? Those are rookie numbers.

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Thought i was the only one

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I live in SoCal. In my area there are mostly mexicans and old white people in country clubs. Mexicans actually like guns and old white people don't care much. I've yet to meet a vehemently anti gun person.

The same face that they all make when they're angry
>23 guns
>if you include my fiancé's than 34

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Thanks for confirming that my fiancé, entire town and I aren't the only ones who hate that

I'm pretty sure you've never been on ac college campus then, even here in Texas people get all uppity if someone mentions they own a gun.

The nose knows

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I thought the hair was glare from the camera for a second

I'm so confused, I thought this said a 9mm.

I own 8 and it doesn't feel like I own a lot of guns. It's weird.

>at work
>chillin with bro worker
>leftie on the other side of the break room
>vegas shooting on the news
>she just has to say it
>"why does anyone really need an AR-15"
>cant help but take the bait and just say back "its not the Bill of Needs"
>"user, do you own an AR15?"
>i reply with a no..
>look of relief coming to her face like she proved a point
>its interupted when I continue and say I own 4
>honestly thought her head qas going to explode

Look at those skinny AIDs arms lmao

>but why?
N O N S T O P W A R F A R E

>nose

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Should've told her you own an AR-57, she would've imploded on the spot

I lived the the Carolinas my whole life up until a few years ago when I moved to TX. I think Charlotte has a ways to go before they match the faggotry of Austin. It’s always the same.

Fucking liberals man
>You know what this city needs? Relaxed laws and enforcement on homeless, drug usage, and begging. I like my streets filled with heroine needles.

I got that response when I accidentally let slip I collect militaria (surplus clothes). Even after I made it clear that most of the stuff I have is over 50 years old and were pieces of cloth with no ballistic properties their first thought was that I was sitting on a pile of illegal assault rifles from overseas. The people who thought this were Americans.

The most hilarious thing is that the only person who doesn't think I'm a threat due to my interests at work is literally a European lady who comes from a real-socialist party voting family, someone who Jow Forums would have expected to be the first to report me.

Nobody at work knows I own guns, even her and I'd like to keep it that way.

Where are from ?

Hey, take support from where you can get it. If you get along with her, there's no reason to change that just because of her background.

>have to move to a new city
>don't know anyone
>have to rent an apartment with rando roommates

No way in hell am I bringing anything other than my EDC. I sure as hell won't tell my future roommates I carry because I don't want my gun stolen, but I can't just bolt a safe into a 12-month apartment, and I don't trust randos enough to leave firearms in the apartment, secured or not. Maybe when I stop poorfagging, I'll be able to afford a 1bdrm and keep rifles there.

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Remember user, the rule of thumb with milsurp clothing is 1 item at a time. Any more than that, and you start to look like a prepper, airsofter, or neverserved larper.

At some point, it becomes diminishing returns in terms of threat. One man can only use so many guns at once.

"I have fourteen guns, three of them are AR15s"

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Seriously this! Fucking homeless people ruin god damn everything. I wish they would just fuck off. Part of the problem is is that Charlotte doesn't have cold enough winters to freeze them out.

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Dang that's a nice deep dream, can you give me the options used?

You can tell that hambeast just wants to that rootn tootn pointn shootn muscleboi cousin of her's

I'm realizing my life would be a lot fucking harder if i was ugly/weird and or short. i dont know how the faggots here do it

hearing all those ''you might be a school/workplace shooter lol'' jokes makes me want to shoot up the place.
That or ''Didnt know you can own this in Canada'' is the most common stuff

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You pussies wouldn't last a day in my world.
t. moco gun owner

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That's a funny way of spelling scumbag Steve
>whoa guns are evil why would you do that
Pic related

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>he only owns 4 bad dragons

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Ive stopped bringing my memewave to the range cause i get so may people asking me how is it not illegal
Shame too, real fun to run 3" magnum deer slugs through

>fudd memes are real

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>caring what other people think
point them to the mossberg website or something.

I tell people the reason I own guns is because if I go to the park and run and I see someone getting raped, I wanna stopped them (i'm 140 lbs, I'm not strong but I fit and healthy) if there are 3 guys about to rape someone how are you gonna stop them?
They might say something like I still do something or I fight them, I respond with congrats one of the rapist was a black belt you are now in the hospital and she is dead after being raped. Hope this doesn't sound autistic but its be best response i can think of to respond to the far left that doesn't involve "muh rights" which we all know they dont care for

If the far-left asks why I need an AR15, i tell them to prevent another holocaust, if they respond with anything, I accuse them of being a holocaust denier

I dont, but when i get some random fuck interrupting my shooting time for the 2nd or third time that day, it gets to be more of a chore than a hobby i enjoy

>owning a memewave in the first place
Into the gas chambers

>Oh user, I figured a bad boy like you would own guns.
>Please ladies, don't get too excited
>Oooohhhhhhhh, mmmhhh...
*panties drop*

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>implying all firearms must be super-practical instead of shits n' giggle blasters

You first fuckwad

Is this how a rapist sees the world?