Gas powered rifle

>gas powered rifle
>no gas tank

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>Jericho

>can't be disassembled by walking around it once a day for seven days

>ball ammo
>not a spherical bullet

>45 automatic Colt pistol
>only semi-automatic

>self-loading pistol
>you still have to reload when out of ammo

>Magwell
>no water

This is likely the 146th time I've seen this since 2011.

>9mm Luger
>seldom used in Lugers anymore

>.308 Winchester
>manufactured by Remington

On average, less than twice a month.

>one is named after the person who invented it
>other is named after the company who standardized it

I seriously hate these threads. You're not being clever at all.

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Why is Jow Forums the most consistently unfunniest board

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>barrel
>isn't full of whiskey

>Trigger.
>Has nothing to do with SJW's

>bump fire
>not initiated by shitposting

>magazine
>cant read it

>drum
>not an actual percussion instrument

It's seriously just not funny at fucking all. Come up with something witty instead of "lol guyze a water plane doesn't fly around under the sea xDD"

>CZ
>I can't see any Z

>Grand Power
>shoots 9mm

>rim fire
Have fun rimming ur bf with that weak and pathetic firearm

>Faggot
>not oftenly used to describe yourself

>Decock lever
>Doesn’t cut off your willy

>Browning Hi-power
>uses 9mm

>.45 Automatic Colt Pistol
>Only Semi Automatic
...Tommy gun? UMP? Grease gun? It's right behind 9mm as the most used home round for SMGs as far as I'm aware...

Thought that for a bit. For those who don't know, the hi power part came from the magazine capacity.
Since it's relevant, "fire power" at one time had nothing to do with stopping power. It only meant how many rounds a weapon could put down range in how little time.
Automatic means self loading here. Semi and fully describe what the trigger pull does

ITT people get mad and expose their autism by explaining the punchline of jokes or just get mad.

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>charging handle
>not connected to a battery

Chequed

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>pistol grip
>it's on a rifle
Seriously what the fuck

>mini 14
>still pretty big

>Colt
>not a horse

>everything you listed
>pistols

>has magazine
>isn't even readable

>forward assist
>not an offensive player passing the ball to another player who scores

>push the magazine release
>still find copies of national geographic in my house

>push the bolt catch
>drop it anyway

>pull the charging handle
>phone still dead

Seriously just fucking leave then

ok i giggled at the CZ one

>stripper clip
>no nudity involved

>thumb safety
>still got slide bite

>floating barrel
>lost in a boating accident

>free floated barrel
>actually very expensive
Explain this.

(You)

>can't read a magazine
you're worthless and weak

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>gas tank
>contains a liquid
this thread is dumb, but is kinda endearing because of that

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>>CZ
>>I can't see any Z
lmfao

When I was 12 I no joke thought that you had to pour gasoline into your AK to shoot it and since third Worlders love the AK I thought that they had shit tons of gasoline and that's why the US was invading ragheadsistan.

>iron sights
>they're still wrinkled

Kek

>ball ammo
>not a spherical bullet
This legitimately confused me as a kid.

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Wtf user chill

>problem solver
>cant do math

>Out of battery
>nowhere to put new battery

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>mossberg
>(((berg)))
>doesn't have hooked barrel

Sorry guy, but
>MACHINE PISTOL


>can still have a stock

Sorry guy but absolutely no one cares.

Try writing it in your journal, it'll at least pretend to give a shit.

D&H Magazines like those are worthless and weak

>I deliberately entered a thread full of things I did not like, and now I'm mad. How could this have possibly happened to me?

>pocket pistol
>can’t hold anything

>gas impingement
>doesn't smell like concentrated farts

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>Bolt
>Doesn't come with a nut

>Slide
>Not a fun playground attraction

>Hangfire
>No noose is involved

>National Rifle Association
>Shills for concealed carrying pistols every day

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>>Not a fun playground attraction
scooter shooters disagree

the berg is just swedish mate

>Desert Eagle
>not a bird
>not a biome

>Colt Python
>not a snake
>not a juvenile horse

Standard issue in IDF though

>rear sight
>can't see behind me

>striker
>never buy another gun

>magazine spring
>unknown in meteorology

>cheek rest
>not called a bench

>barrel band
>doesn't make music

>break-action
>deemed safe

>stick magazine
>not used for crossbows

>Drum mag
>Not used as a drum

>user is a faggot
>not being thrown in a fire
We can't have everything.