Hunters and innawoods wanderers; what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever found in the woods?

Hunters and innawoods wanderers; what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever found in the woods?

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I wouldn't worry about it.

I had something throwing pinecones at me when I was a kid. I never saw what it was but I'm pretty sure it was my dad or someone messing with me

A skinwalker meme and a guy getting hit with a pine cone falling out of a tree. Wow, off to a great start.

markers for potentially still live WW1 leftovers
a stone plate with a short story along the lines of "here in 1943 were found the bodies of 2 children murdered with rocks bla bla bla"

On a desert mountain South of Phoenix AZ my father and I found some kind of weird death shrine. It looked like a cross between Native stuff and Mexican Santa Muerte. My dad yelled at me not to touche it or take any pictures so I kept my distance.

It was like a skull looking wood effigy with melted candles and strange beads around it plus dried dark red stains all under a Saguaro cactus.

I went up to a gravel pit and found a vehicle with no license plate full of bullet holes, idk if that counts. Went back a week later and all trace of it was gone

Not super weird but I always feel extremely uncomfortable when I see the plants completely encased in spider webs.

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All i ever walk up on are small homeless camps and a dirty old land whale enjoying the most disgusting train you'll ever see.
Pretty elaborate camp though.

hot desu I would have watched for the lulz

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went to verdun, saw tons of old shit(grenades,barbed wire). The place is basically one big cemetery.

But when we walked a route in bois des caure, which is dead center in the zone rouge
a wild boar had rooted up something. So i managed to pull out a full satchel of french ammo, along with some bones that looked to be part of a hand.

Cleaned the ammo and took it home. Buried the remains.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Émile_Driant + theres some articles in french and german
True heroic last stand btw, like 1100 out of 1200 died in a very small area, they never found 700 of em. Well 699 I guess.

Damn. Should have tipped the cops, maybe they would have dug out the rest of a body

Somebody shot up an old car for fun then scrapped it for money.

Let’s see a pic of that ammo

The pinecones were too fast, too precise not to be intelligently influenced toward me

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Did I mention that a skeleton popped out?

I once watched a guy make sensual love to a deer for 9~ hours

they dont dig around in the "zone rouge" anymore.

Its marked as a cemetery as there are still at least 700 french missing in a couple of acres. Not even counting the germans,

that's some impressive stamina

i took this picture
didn't have a flashlight and i heard something, so i went for it.
couldn't see much from the flash, but i saw enough to high-tail it out of there

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It was on and off

A stack of porno mags

I thought I kept seeing a person's face slowly peek out behind some trees, pretty sure it was in my head, since it was supposedly happening at various trees and sometimes the height of the face was just a tad bit too high for a person.
Even more funny was that the faces wouldn't quickly hide back behind the tree in question, just sort of slowly moves back.

user, I think you ran away from what would have been the time of your life

Got any more details?

basically this on clips, about 60 rounds. Currently not at home so cant post.

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Yeah but if you find a body or parts they would probably try to ID it at least. I went to some museum in the Vosges, they had an ongoing work to restore a portion of trenches just next to it and they were constantly digging up bodies in the process. You would walk in the main trench and see brand new crosses on the sides of it, marking a gravesite, sometimes with a name if they found an ID. These WW1 battlefields are chilling even 100 years later

fake and kinda gay

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lol still plausible that you googled got em

Underage retard detected.

weird shit happen in the US, had to check

Was gonna post a lengthy story but found out I was banned for a month. Just got the appeal set and don't wanna type it all out so ill make it quick. There's this big hill near me with a really thick forest on top. The was an old classic diner wooden booth kinda deep into it. Spooky

Condoms and drugs

Other than that i had one REALLY odd paranormal experience. I was building a trail around a old missionarys house. He was the first dude to colonize northern Michigan, and was preaching the word of god to the savages that lived in that area. We where restoring the area to turn it into a tourist spot.

I was working on the trail and i went into the woods to take a piss. I found a perfectly round rock. It was so round that at first i thought i was a cannonball ball. (It was about the same size as a connon ball as well) once I realize it was a rock i was kinda suprised because i had never seen anything like it. I took it and showed it to the group and everyone was equally impressed. I set it next to the trail and we went back to work.

Lunch comes around and everyone except this dude kevin and ben are at the truck eating. They come down the trail and ben is crying and pissed and kevin starts to tell us that someone threw the rock i found an hit ben in the head with it. He thought it was one of us but we all walked down to the truck together in one group.

Thats when we realized the ficking rock hucked itself threw the air and hit ben in the face we all freaked out. We where in a remote area where we never saw anyone and we where constantly combing the woods while we made the trail to get water and tools. It is almost impossible that some unseen person threw the rock and hit ben yet it happened.

After that i took the rock and put it back where i found it. Bad Indian joo joo or some shit.

We also found a bunch of news local papers from the 1920s and silver spoons burred behind the outhouse. The trail still exists and i know where the rock is. I think about going back to photograph it sometimes.

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This gave me chills. I shivered while typing this.

>A while back.
>Was wondering innawoods.
>Saw this blue cloth far off on a branch.
>I got closer to find out they were denim jeans. >Dafug :D:D:D
>Took a stick to lift them up for a better view.
>Looked like a size for a 10-11yo.
>worried okay.pinetree
>They were ripped at the crotch.
>Like someone ripped them off.
>Jesus nope nope nope.

If these trees could speak. Oh god that was scary.

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or some kid split his jeans open and his dad just through them in the woods.

The back yes. But this was the FRONT. Think about that a bit longer.

>I was building a trail
Too bad you weren't taken to some rednecks sex dungeon. You faggots ruin forests.

It’ll probably piss you off more to know it was all for naught. They never finished restoring the house and the trail is over grown and has baby trees growing out of it. They didn’t even move the equipment we left there. It looks exactly the same as i left it 10 years ago. Exactly down to the last woodchip and barrel. And it was tax payer funded. Your dollars hard at work guys.

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Myself

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i bet you think you're complex and interesting (and you're likely the only one who thinks so)

Self-important tumblr fag. Just ignore them and they'll go away.

I found a crude sundial clock surrounded by bones and jewelry in a perfect circle, sitting on the forest floor. There were footprints (not shoeprints, bare footprints) everywhere.

I also found these large animal tracks in a dry creekbed 10 yards away, they lead up to the sundial and simply vanish. No exit point.

I carefully left the area and I've never been back there. too creepy. Any guesses on what made these tracks?

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It was a wubbydubby monster

It's deer tracks. Tracks in mud get messed up quick.

Not really innawoods, more like inna mangrove swamp. I was walking with a friend to this clearing I know of in a mangrove swamp, over a small river and about a quarter mile from the trail. Saw a plastic bag on the ground, no clue how long it'd been there for. So I checked it out, it was full of tackle and hand tools. No idea why it was so far out there, not like anybody is fishing or repairing anything in the middle of a bog.

>deer tracks
you sure? they all looked exactly like that. three imprints into the dirt. I wish I had more pictures.

I'm thinking deer hooves don't do that, because I saw them in similar terrain and they make one big smooth circle. But im not an expert by any means

An above ground sarcophagus. Fucker was sealed up tight. Also lots of broken headstones from graves. Not really piled up, just sort of scattered around on the ground.

Deer step into their own tracks all the time.They create what looks like 3 toe tracks. This is a big red flag for a seasoned cryptid hunter. Good for /x/ tier bait though.

Behind vacation house in the Canadian middle of nowhere:

>multiple old rusted-to-fuck cars
>miscellaneous garbage like old bottles and shoes (a somewhat unsettling amount of shoes, in fact)
>a single .38-55 round, also found one in the house somewhere but lost it
>some kind of weird twig structure that I'm assuming was an animal nest

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If you want to ignore him then why did you reply??

You used to have to pay money to send a car to the junk yard. It was common to just ditch a car in the woods. Back then cars didn't last nearly as long as they do now. And a new car was far cheaper. That's why you come across old cars in the woods like that.

The shoes are just somebodies dump. You see that a lot too where one specific item is dumped.

I defy logic and magic.

I believe you.

You think about it dumbass, pants rip at the front way more often than they rip at the back.

Yeah, from what I can tell the people who used to live at this house (fucking old, pre-WWII at the very least) basically had a dump out in what was at the time a field. At some point the outbuildings that were there were demolished (can still see the outline of one) and the area grew back in with the nastiest tangle of black spruce and alders you'll ever see.

Pictured: .38-55 Winchester round, dating to at least the '60s, Dominion/CIL headstamp. Also found a jar of cast shot and rifled slugs in the attic last year, along with a 1942-dated Remington .45 Auto case.

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>4th of July, explore innawoods a bit near my apartment for the first time.
>find small abandoned house and RV
>walk near house and suddenly hear loud metallic banging going off inside
>spooped me good
>figured it was a homeless dude trying to scare me off
>hand on carry gun, call out hello and wish them a happy Fourth of July
>no response
>walk a little bit further
>clanging intensifies.png
>multiple vultures fly out of house and perch on roof, staring at me
House looks pretty flimsy and is raised substantially. I’m a big guy and don’t want to fall through the floor and turn this little Independance Day walk in the woods into a tale of broken legs.
>poke head in enough to see if there’s a carcass
>don’t see anything
>don’t smell anything
Ultimately just let them alone and kept on my merry way. But was a good time.

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the engines and a bit of fuselage from a crashed german plane and thousands of spent 8mm lebel brass

>what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever found in the woods?
Myself

this isn't actually a story from me, rather one from a man I am acquainted with. his mother is from ecuador, and he often visits his family there, he was chatting with his uncle, alvaro when he found out about this

>be alvaro (not his actual name)
>going to visit neighbour
>lives in ecuadorian mountains, visit to neighbour means a 3 hour journey through dense rainforest
>walking in a wide pasture, grass is ~4m tall
>hear giggling and rustling, turn around, see nothing
>decide to try to catch whatever is doing that by suprise
>hear giggling
>swing around, there is a small creature standing behind him
>height of a child, covered in long brown hair with inverted feet and knees
>the hairs were parted at face level, but there was nothing where the face should have been, just bare white skin
>raised his machete and swung
>creature darted off

here's one of my own
>be eurotrash
>hunting pic related on friend's land
>inna pasture at the end of a long road leading into woods
>lying at the edge of the pasture in a ditch
>camouflaged, preparing to snipe some wood snipe
>hear car driving up, parks in pasture
>lying still, making no sound
>a 50-something couple gets out
>undress and start banging
>they go on for a bit, I'm still there, afraid to move
>guy cums, makes some sort of strange growling/moaning sound as he does it
>funniest thing ever
>burst out laughing
>guy runs towards me, dong flailing in all directions
>"I'll kill you dirty pervert!"
>scream "get the fuck off my land!"
>fire shot into the air
>run into woods, back to my own car and leave

jesus christ I'm so autistic

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Never saw anything, but I like to carve "get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R." on something in places I visit just on the off chance another Jow Forumsommando ever winds up there.

>Be walking innawoods along a creek
>find a foot wide seashell fossil
>no backpack so I had to carry it in my water bag
>want more
>Go back sometime later
>Keeping my head down
>find some smaller fossils
>everything is quiet
>look up
>enormous bull looking at right at me
Why the fuck are their cattle in the woods?