Give me your wallet and nobody has to get hurt

>Give me your wallet and nobody has to get hurt
What do, /b/?

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No, you give me YOUR wallet, and I'm going to hurt you anyway.

Hand over decoy wallet
Wait for opportunity to draw and fire when risk to me is minimal

>Hand him my wallet, no cash in there anyway
>Tell him that I understand that for whatever reason, his life took this turn and now he must feel this is his only option
>Let him know that I forgive him, and that God forgives him
>Blast him in the back of the head when he turns around
>Butt fuck his body
>Cum in his hair
>Cut the hair off
>Bring it home, dry it out
>Smoke it

drop wallet and cell phone on ground. When he reaches for them is when I draw.

I too have a fake wallet. I have a few ones on the side and a folded piece of paper with the word nigger on it 642 tims.

I don't carry a wallet

For the last time I pay you AFTER we have sex.

when you accidentally mug john wayne gacy

>Give fake wallet
>than draw

Hey that's a pretty good idea. lm gonna steal it.

At this point I would have been edging all day. I'd tell him to grab it from my left pocket. As soon as he makes contact the motion of him rummaging to get it would make me blow a fierce load. He would obviously know what's going on, he'd forget about the wallet and gtfo of there and yell "You cray whitboi!" as he runs away holding his pants up

Suck him off furiously

>/b/
Perhaps you should go back there

[Terrifying Presence]

Tell you to fuck right off back where you came from.

this tbqh

This

>/b/

What nigga

Sheepishly tell him i already paid him this morning after i made him breakfast, and ask when i should expect him to bring my wifes son back from football practice.

Give him my wallet, then when he turns to leave, shoot him, and once he's gasping on the ground, take out my knife and slit his throat cause I've always wanted to do that. The police explanation would be that he charged me after being shot and grabbed my gun so I had to slit his throat in fear of my life.

No fucking way I'd just give my wallet away, replacing all my id's and cards would be a bitch. Plus muh pride

>Quick draw the 1911A1
Best go home boy.

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>/b/

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> drawing on a drawn weapon

Enjoy dying

>pull wallet out
>open it up
>empty
>he thinks I'm not worth it so he leaves
>shoot him anyways cause he's black

Dumb bastard never knew my money was all in a plastic ziplock bag in my ass

There are very cheap fake dollar money-rolls that you can buy on amazon. Show fake roll, toss it behind them. I

If they are not immediately satisfied, could present the opportunity to unholster my CCW while they're distracted by a supposed good score.

I always do user.

Not a bad idea, seeing a fat roll of green may provide more of a distraction than a cheap brown billfold

Except for when he either gets pissed off or startled from all the movement and shoots you in the neck.

Get so excited that I finally get to draw my ccw and pop a boner but then lose it because I realize all that my situational awareness and intimidation factor are severly lacking but then gain it again once I toss him my wallet and fire 5 shots center mass. Call 911 while barely retaining my composure, after I hang up the phone I immediately turn on my proxy and tell Jow Forums.

Fuck off, Maddox.

Lol okay fine there’s no cash in there and I’m just gonna cancel my cards as soon as you run away. The only thing useful to you in there is my fuel points card.

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TL;DR
>2018
>Still stealing wallets
>Still using paper currency

I'll trade it for your gun

I keep only $20 in my wallet.
Give him the wallet.
Everything else can be replaced

642 times? I'm gonna need to see a pic

Nah too pedoey. I'm more like one of those murderous hippies from Last House on the Left

what are you trying to steal? Air? nigga just take a breath lmao

>hand over wallet
>as he's walking away shout "Hey nigger, you forgot something!"
>magdump on him when he turns around

>2020
>not bartering with cigarettes, silver coins, and mold flavored moonshine

What, that internet cunt from the early 00's that tried to sue for being called a cuck?

Yes.

>give him my wallet
>he starts to run away
>"HEY DON'T YOU WANT MY IPHONE?"
>shoot him as soon as he turns back around

>Spit on the ground
>Alright Pilgrim
>If you's is wantin my wallet, then we're gonna haftuh draw for it
>Shoot him
>Fuck him while he's bleeding out
>Don't call the police

Go away Marcus nobody likes your shitty show also top hat is gay

Fixed it

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Epic Xd

>drawing on a drawn weapon
Someone post the webm of Santa ventilating a couple nogs trying to rob his gun store.

Stare the cunt dead in the eyes and do nothing.

Fake news, he's white.

Who the fuck needs that many Tims?

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Hand him my unusually large wallet.
The moment he is around a corner, I stab a button on a remote, and he has the equivalent of an anti-tank mine detonate in his hands.

>spit on ground
>alr-
>BANG
>bleed to death while mugger rifles through your pockets and finishes you with your own CCW

FTFY

>give him wallet
>jokes on him it is empty
>The Ex took the money
BUT I GOT TO KEEP MY GUNS