>be me >innabed >my wife, daughter and her friend who is sleeping over are still up and moving around the house because they don’t have jobs >daughter’s friend starts screaming the most horrible scream I have ever heard >daughter joins in >wife does as well >hear them running >thisisit.php >roll out of bed >put on my NVG’s and plate carrier >grab my H&K MR556A1 >10 spare mags and glock 20 are already attached to the vest >throw switch wired to my bedside table that cuts the main breaker to my house >everything goes dark >activate NVGs >start heading downstairs to where I here my wife etc. screaming >checking my corners etc. >finally reach my wife >hand her the glock 20 and my spare NVGs >”Just like we practiced honey, now where is the nig...” >daughter pipes up “no daddy look” >I look >there, glittering in the oculus of my NVGs is a single cockroach >MOTHERFUCKER >bash the roach with the stock of the MR556A1 >turn main breaker on, go back to bed >still can’t sleep because of the adrenaline dump.
WTF their screams were the most primal I have ever heard, i literally though my daughter or her friend was being raped or something.
omg this same thing happened to me last week except it was exactly the same
Christian Rogers
Kick women
Jose Thomas
You should have used the mr556 on them after that BS
Connor Thomas
That’s a little harsh.
Thomas Moore
Yeah, 5.56 is intended to wound.
Easton Gray
Hehehe
John Nelson
> equipping a plate carrier, nvgs, rifle, and pistol for home defense
Ask me how I know you were never in the military/police and that you're a wannabe.
Justin Perez
Okay, you know what? Im gonna say it.
Horse cock is fucking mediocre. You know why?
Because it lacks complexity. Canine cock has that glorious knot
"But horsecock has a flare!!!!" Yeah and after it cums its soft. Who wants a partner with super short stamina? "But the flare keeps the cum inside you!!!" For what? 15 seconds!? A knot does that too, for much longer, and its in just the right place to press against your prostate/g-spot. So with each one of your lovers heartbeats you can get propelled further into pleasure.
Or what about the luscious curved taper of a dolphin or orca? Thick at the base and the taper makes it an easy adjustment for beginners wroldwide. Not to mention they're PREHENSILE.
And hows about the barbed feline cock? It takes some getting used to for sure, and its not for everyone. But those barbs can really take you to the next level, the pain mixed in with the pleasure is exquisite.
Look at snakes and sharks! There's two dicks to play with.
Dragons have bumps and ridges, tapered and knotted, and every combination between!!!
Alligators and crocodiles have dicks that are literally ALWAYS erect.
And don't even start on size. Last I checked, sex isn't all about the dick, as a matter of fact you could say the cock is less than half of the important part of sex.
Horsecock is just glorified, uncomfortable, human cock, with no merits other than size, and thats a pretty fucking weak merit for this lauded "god of all cocks".
Thomas Martinez
Listen up, buddy, perhaps in your fantasy land knots are better, but here in the Midwest where REAL Americans live it's horse cock the whole nine yards.
1. The animations of horse sex are excellent (See Lara with Horse part 3) 2. Women and men lust for horses equally 3. BIG CUM 4. ????? 5. Nice, musky smell that all horses have 6. The allure of a big dick is amazing
In short, you are a fucking idiot and horse cocks are excellent
Reminder that elephant cock is just like horse cock, except prehensile.
Gavin Baker
Ask me how nobody gives a fuck です
Logan Anderson
How did you make that squinting shibe emoji?
Ryder Richardson
I want to agree but I can't, because the one time thhat some burglar ass motherfuckers invade someone's house only to be confronted by someone in full larp with plates and nods will make the entire human endeavor worthwhile.
Anthony Taylor
When are we going to kill all subhuman animal fuckers and pedos? Gas them all like the kikes.
Thomas Flores
Dunno
Grayson Bailey
Real deal is zebra cock and its massive cum load. Look it up.
>thread derailed by cocks Stay Jow Forumslassy friends.
Andrew Jenkins
No one gives a fuck about your larp story.
Justin Myers
>derailing a fake greentext by a 15 year old
Isaac Russell
You should have shot the roach just so they know that you're not fucking around.
Matthew Moore
Women are scared easily, especially if they aren't used to it (thank God that my fiancée isn't spooked by insects) Watch any good horror movie with her and you'll see
Parker Gonzalez
>ywn kill these people with a claw hammer in front of their families
>I'm 20 >Poor af >150 lb, 6'3 >Just working on building muscle >I'd drag her to church every Sundayd Do you think she'd consider me? Or is she looking for a loaded Nazi?
I gravitate towards her political inclinations too, but I think for the most part it's unsafe to be too vocal/visible about such things in this era.
I don't think I'd be man enough for her. I feel like she's looking for some big brutal skinhead looking type, covered in white supremacy tattoos, with a foot of dick.
I don't think a bookworm, introverted, mall ninja white nationalist type really scratches the itch like she needs.
Jason Harris
0/10 you suck at this faggot
Xavier Price
She might, redpilled women can't go back, you'd be a Natsoc in a year so welcome to the club
how much you want to bet the kid has a healthy tan going on?
Connor Howard
Some little girls screamed “helllp” in a very convincing manner once. They weren’t even in a backyard, but on the main road, so I thought there was no way they were just playing. I fucking sprint my ass off around the corner, and then they literally made fun of me when I got there. I go off on a rant about how what they did was basically yelling fire in a crowded theater, and not funny at all. They basically told me to fuck off.
Same thing happened when this teenage girl ran a stop sign on her bike and I almost ran her over; instead of acknowledging she was in the wrong and could’ve been hurt, she was basically like “well watch where you’re going then, asshole”
Children are retards, and women are stubborn and bitchy by nature. But when you put the two together, you have one of the most annoying and self-important human beings on the planet that think they can do no wrong. I hated little girls when I was a kid, and I hate them even more now. Probably why I’m gay. Never having kids dude.
Christopher Stewart
>MR556A1 Should have bought a SCAR or better yet a F2000. >Glock 20. Patrician taste. >NVG and plate carrier Oh shit nigger what are you doing.
Natsoc Women (Like the rest of us Natsocs) see skinheads as edgelords and untermensch The only reason why they identify as Natsocs is to look cool (they usually know nothing about the ideology)
Cameron Bennett
Sorry user I only have the 4 pics. Don't know source.
Even if those weren’t Nazi tattoos, she fucking ruined herself. Would be a 10/10 otherwise.
Leo Young
Kek, Adolf is rolling over in his grave
Luke Thomas
>brown roots bitch is fucking dyed blonde. it's just a roastie trying to get epic brownie points for being edgy and getting nazi tattoos
Christopher Hall
Christ what a degenerate
Joseph Turner
I just found it, her name is jill hardener, she has a lot of pics like these that *almost* show the goods and there was a bait video on reddit. She's too tattoo'ed. Though it's fun to fantasize about banging a genuine natsoc girl rather than banging liberal girls and having to either not talk political or downplay your views. She also has had too much work. Real fake tits and it looks like her face has had work.
Aiden Gray
Where the hell do you find em? Virtually all the young women these days not only swing liberal but *ultra liberal*. I still bang these girls but I usually get myself in trouble with them. It's easy to do.
John Hill
more pls
Luke Nguyen
> just a roastie trying to get epic brownie points for being edgy and getting nazi tattoos
And it works. In an era where blacked, interracial, and cuck shit is really pushed on us. It's a bit refreshing to be able to bait to girls who know race mixing is out of the fucking question.
There's only a few girls doing this and it works. There's a market for it.
Nicholas Cooper
A lot of her vids on spankbang. I like her tatts but it doesn't do anything for me with the obvious facial surgeries and obvious fake tits. Nothing wrong with small boobs and a plain face, women always look gross after having cosmetic surgery.
Ethan Robinson
Lol those digits
Ironically, The NSDAP would greatly disapprove of such Entartete Kunst. White nationalism needs more genuinely wholesome, tasteful, and well-spoken individuals. Being on a low cultural level is unaccapetable, being white does not make it magically better. It also doesn’t have to do with economic status either, just a desire to improve yourself mentally, physically, etc.
Nathan Jenkins
>single mom
I bet the father is a nigger
Matthew Reed
>bookworm, introverted, mall ninja white nationalist type That describes me very closely, honestly, although as I've spent more time in the gym I've found myself being less introverted.
>She might, redpilled women can't go back, you'd be a Natsoc in a year so welcome to the club Well, I'm already mildly Natsoc. I'm critical of some of the Third Reich, principally from the perspective of my Great-Grandmother who worked in a factory in Berlin during the war and a Great-Grandfather who served in the Wehrmacht (Himmler's SS wouldn't allow him to continue to attend church or play traditional German hymns like "Ein feste Burg ist unser Gott" at the funeral of fallen comerades).
She honestly looks disgusting and degenerate. I regret even looking at it.
Anyone who still believes in gender equality in 2018 has taken a big leaky shit all over reason and evidence and wiped with reality.
Dylan Wilson
Himmler was a more successful Varg lol, but still a very painful pagan larper who even Hitler thought went over the top.
Straying from Christianity was the party’s biggest mistake.
Ayden Evans
>I bet the father is a nigger I was wondering that myself. In my experience, ALL women by 30 have tried a black guy, either just sex or a brief relationship. Contrary to the popular saying, all have came RUNNING back and vowed to never do it again. Even the very liberal artsy types (though they're usually very careful about how they word it and blame the blacks behavior on socio economic factors).
Every girl I've dated this happened to. In school, they're taught about the noble negro and how he endured whiteys evils with pride and dignity. They're taught to revere black athletes. Taught that black is cooler than whites. They listen to rap which glorifies black people. Then their father sounds like an evil asshole for telling her not to date black. Then they try it. And it turns out there's a reason for all those negative stereotypes. They really ARE abusive and are NOT faithful. They're dumb. They're criminally inclined. Then they realize their mistake and come running back and vow to not do it again.
I'm a bit older than you guys and that's been how it was with every girl I've dated. They all learned it the hard way (but luckily didn't wind up with a nigspawn to show for it).
Colton Williams
>I'll take things that never happened for $700, Alex
>Himmler was a more successful Varg lol, but still a very painful pagan larper who even Hitler thought went over the top. According to Speer, Hitler once remarked of the SS' superstitions, "What nonsense! Here we have at last reached an age that has left all mysticism behind it, and now [Himmler] wants to start that all over again. We might just as well have stayed with the church. At least it had tradition. To think that I may some day be turned into an SS saint! Can you imagine it? I would turn over in my grave..."
>Straying from Christianity was the party’s biggest mistake. That I completely agree with. I personally believe that Nietzsche and the Jesus of the New Testament are incompatible, and I believe that if Jesus was prominent in National Socialist philosophy, it would've been unstoppable.
Gabriel Ward
That’s why you should homeschool your kids or send them to a nice white private school if you’re able to. Preferably in one of the states that’s still 80%+ Non-Hispanic white. There are good girls out there who haven’t burned the coal and even ones who are still virgins. The trick is that you have to be a good catch yourself.
Zachary Carter
This. I grew up in the homeschool community; people don't realize how large it often is (hundreds and hundreds of girls at homeschool conventions) and they are nearly always virgin. A lot of them just want a guy who is virgin himself and isn't a loser; the bar is often set high because there are so many prominent young men in our circles, at least, who did shit like build their first house before 18 or have a small business going and a nice car.
Kevin Bell
Why didn't you shoot the roach?
Joshua Bell
I know there's good girls that haven't burned coal... but most have by 30 at some point. I really don't hold it against them if they think it was a mistake (all but one did). BUT if they didn't learn there lesson and would do it again, or if worse yet, they actually *preferred it* that's a huge red flag and she's not worth dating. Only one I've dated enjoyed dating blacks (and seemed to imply they were better lovers), she was the kinkiest sex I've ever had and also the worst relationship. She was crazy.
Owen Hernandez
>There are so many prominent young men in our circles, at least, who did shit like build their first house before 18 or have a small business going and a nice car.
Oh, you mean rich kids who's parents gave him one helluva financial head start before they were 18?
Joseph Brown
Love my wife, but women are just child entitled children that have the right to vote.
Michael Reyes
I love this.
Who teaches them to revere black athletes or listen to rap. You know kids could listen to country music.
I know multiple white girls who dates white guys that cheated on them ,beat them or ended up in jail. Multiple white girls with multiple white baby daddies.
People focus on race but white trash at its core has more in common with ghetto blacks than they'd ever like to admit.
Henry Reed
>Oh, you mean rich kids who's parents gave him one helluva financial head start before they were 18? Uh no, I take it you haven't been around these kids. Usually motivated young men who've mowed lawns and saved their money to start one business or another and then go from there. Often they will get involved in construction and then go on to build a place of their own over a couple of years. Ironically, people who are motivated and don't spend their teenage years shitposting on Mongolian throat-singing forums and watching Chinese cartoons can get a lot done.
Ryan Reyes
Sorry your parents made poor financial decisions
Justin Thomas
I mowed the hell out of lawns since I was 14. I saved up money for my first two rides by working part time as soon as I legally could. You can't do licensed construction work, much less own a construction business if you aren't an adult.
I don't buy that this is possible without a gigantic financial contribution from family. No kid still in school is gonna be able to work enough to build/own a home. Unless if the kid is genuinely putting NO study time in during the week and is basically a full time yard mexican rather than getting educated.
No way, bro. If you said he saved up and bought a decent ride, I could buy that... but no young teen will have their own home without the family paying 90% of it.
Also note that not a single man with family money will ever tell you that's what it is. They like people to think they're all self made. As any young landlord with a few properties or any young man with a business that makes good money, they'll tell you they saved their lemonade nickels and came up rough... but that's never quite true. Likely mumsy and papa bought their sons way into a business and home ownership, or gave him a few rental properties to run or something like that.
Robert Cox
You are full of shit. Nobody owns a construction business at 20 from the ground up, all self earned.
Xavier Baker
This women is ugly I can guarantee it.
Jaxson Russell
So, 9mm or .45?
You forgot the most important thing: when they come running back, it is the absolute duty of any self-respecting man to reject them. Women operate on very low level emotional operating systems, not high level intellectual ones. If they know damn well that a successful white man will never touch them after they've had their little nigger fling, that's about the only thing that will make them think twice.
I would never date a woman who had been with a negro, any more than I would if she admitted to sucking chimpanzee cocks or having sex with pigs. Just shows something very weird and degenerate in her nature.
But - I could at least pity her. A "man" who dates a woman running back from the negro fling, he's beyond pity. Probably worse than she is.
9mm is my vote. But .45 rocks too.
Jackson Anderson
Well, damn, I'm a successful white male with NatSoc tendencies but I keep them hidden for PC purposes. I'd grab this gal in a heartbeat. Love her tats, too. But...she says "no pigs," and although I'm not exactly a pig, I am a pretty big dude, 6'4" and 300 lbs. I think she may be looking for a skinny skinhead. Ah, well. She reminds me to be hopeful, I may find a hardcore chick out there somewhere. If not, fuck it, I'm cool with staying single before I'll pair up with a race mixing modern lib chick.
James Garcia
I hate germans so much. Lazy, upity assholes.
Nicholas Nguyen
>I'd grab this gal in a heartbeat She's a single mom you cuck
William Campbell
>. I personally believe that Nietzsche and the Jesus of the New Testament are incompatible, I think you need to hear Peterson. For many reasons apparently.
Liam Mitchell
Nigga its desu in hiragana
Austin Brooks
9mm, but I've owned both (but I sold my Kimber .45). It's just easier to stay on target, particularly with follow up shots on a 9mm. I've never met anyone who isn't far more naturally proficient on 9mm than .45. Also ammo capacity.
But back to topic, I'm approaching middle aged, I'm slightly chubby, I'm making a decent blue collar income for a guy who only went to high school... but I'll never own a mansion or a yacht. At this point you don't get your pick of the women anymore.
I DO prefer to date significantly younger. Women in their early 20s or even their late teens, it works fine, a lot of young women have daddy issues. BUT about 80% have tried blacks, the early 20s are the cock carousel years and they've likely tried it all in that time. As long as they see black as a mistake, I'm fine with em (they mostly do, one didn't and she was *problematic*).
I can't afford to be super choosy at my age or I'd wind up with nothing. But if they prefer black or have a black kid, that renders them firmly untouchable.
Adrian Fisher
Rural Iowa, Nebraska and the east coast, they're rare but they exist You'd have a better time in Nebraska and Iowa
Honestly? You hide your power level, bang the broad real good a few times then slowly but surely reveal your power level. Ive done this with 3 or 4 broads that dont even get pissed when I bitch about niggers anymore because once you make em cum a few times and they attach themselves a bit its game over for whatever stupid ideology they pretend to have. No matter what front they put on women are feeble, impressionable creatures at the end of the day
Matthew Thompson
>single mom >tatoos daily reminder that LARPing neonazis would've been thrown into concentration camps
Proper natsoc women don't get pumped and dumped or stick tattos on their boobs.
Dominic Rodriguez
REAL ANSWER DETECTED: Women and kids scream in "safe" situations and play to practice and work out their lungs for real "dangerous" situations. Now you know.