Always been a bit of a weapon head, got my first ink this weekend. Rate my tattoo Jow Forums

Gaaaaaaay

youtube.com/watch?v=H4gOlUfRx0Y

This sounds like one of the dumbest things I've ever heard but I'm willing to bet Jeffy still gets more pussy than half this board combined and I should just join some jim jones styled cult for the beverages

LOL are you new to Jow Forums? What do you think that is hanging out the bottom, moron

>This is OC and also my first tat so Im quite proud
bullshit
the file name indicates facebook. some wigger you don't like got this tattoo and you're trying to get Jow Forums to le epin roast him

Un-cress

I don't know what to tell you. I originally uploaded it as my profile pic and resaved it on my work PC. Nice try by the way, way to attempt to bring me down

>a cool guy is what is called a "stiffy"
>no, a stiffy is a boner
>ha, are you new? What do you think that tent is in his pants? The tattoo of the guy I got has a raging erection, moron.

Congrats, looks like you spent $35

Best $35 ever spent. Not best for him though, best for society around him.

Hey Jeffy, I'm subscribed to your channel. Any chance you'll do a Jellyfish Pt 2 Video?

eat my shit

>weapon head
>shitty gold chain
>listening to 69
Fucking shoot yourself you wigger

>$35
The concept is fucking idiotic but the execution is actually pretty decent.

>the execution is actually pretty decent
not really. it looks like shit. ignoring how fucking stupid the tattoo is, it's really sloppy.

Did you expect the tattoo artist to render the stippling or something

very cool ink dude.

OP confirmed IFFY nigga

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I expect the tattoo artist to be able to draw a straight line.

(you)

I'm surprised no one started to roast him over the pathetic gold pimp chain on top of an equally pathetic tattoo.

I though "stiffy" was a boner

His arm is round and the pic was taken from very close

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He drew the comma backwards

>pathetic gold pimp chain

that too user...that too.

We have no clue where that chain came from. It could of came from a family member or friend who is no longer around. OP deserves to get what ever ppl give him for that shit tattoo.

>And for anyone wondering, my name is Jeff
no one is wondering
>the gun is what is called a "stiffy" from the 69 song "GUMMO".
facepalm
>I'm stupid enough to have done this and I done did it
ftfy

that doesn't excuse how fucking sloppy it is.
you honestly think a guy this dumb went to a reputable artist? I'd be surprised if he didn't just have some cholo friend do it for him in his garage.

>Rate my tattoo Jow Forums

-10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10

>going to a reputable artist for something like this

yes, that was the point of that post.

That is an impressive level of bad.

Not sure who is stupider, the tattoo artist who doesn't know what punctuation looks like or the guy who gets a tattoo from someone who doesn't know punctuation.

An artist makes art. Art can be displayed, exchanged, invested in and enjoyed. Whereas tattoos are scribbles on people who lack foresight/intelligence. Like OP

good tattoo artists are good traditional artists as well. you can't draw well on the shitty canvas that is human skin without being able to draw well on paper.

And here come the free thinking individuals who'll keep posting a variation of "tattoos are degenerate" until the thread dies.

It's still relatively acceptable rendering for what it is.

just because you can tell what it is, doesn't mean it's acceptable.
If I'm getting something drawn on me that will last presumably the rest of my life, I sure as fuck don't just want it to be "acceptable".
In op's case though, he'll probably get shot knocking over a liquor store, so maybe the rest of his life won't be that long.

Lmao no nigger, "blicky" means gun.

"stiffy" means "extended magazine"

>"blicky" means gun
sounds like what a baby that can't say binky asks for.

>t. Iffy nigga

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you are fucking morons. OP has branded himself as an utter cunt.

>milly rock my niggas money bop
youtube.com/watch?v=cxvR_E4Dt04

Yeah well I bet he gets more STDs than me too. I ain't jell.

>"stiffy" means "extended magazine"

Where? In some wanna be murderers club where membership is low iq angst? A fair proportion of /k could take your head clean off at 300 yards while you sit gibbering guttural orc speak . Try hard urban failure just as bad as the try hard urban s o y drinkers. Hard as melted butter and with a chip on its shoulder about its own stupidity and failure, or in OPs case an actual marking advertising it.

if you get into a fight with someone like that, you're probably doing society a favor and get thrown in jail for it.
if you kill yourself, their gene pool is stuck with him and you're fucking them over way harder instead of doing them a favor.

Reread my comment dumbass

Should have said "it's Italian"

This is the gayest shit I've seen all day, you wannabe nigger.

Hey... HEY! Pimpin' ain't easy, it's all he could afford, have some respect.

>gold
>"gold"
i have no proper reaction pic to imply how hard this implication should be implied

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>A fair proportion of /k could take your head clean off at 300 yard
Consider suicide my man

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>cool bomb Ahmed

You will do just fine in prison!

does that chain make your neck green?

He's not wrong though

Are these dark marks the top of another tattoo?

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HAHA
MEMES

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Biggest cringe ever.
Work out you wigger soi. Your arm is so small that your inbred tattoo guy couldn’t even draw a Glock on it.

literally what is wrong with mentioning a bunch of people

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>, uh

UH
UH
UUUUHHHH

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Dipshit detected.

Jeffy? Where’d you go? We’re all very worried.

no really, explain

Because everytime I wanna see a reply to a certain comment. I get “hurdurr you guys”

Tattoos are pretty gay dude, just saying.

mk

Let's see those titties chubby.

Yeah, but I like those too. So good in my mouth or ass -- or better yet both at once.

No it's not, it is sloppy as fuck. Just look at the back strap and mag angle. Not tp mention that crappy shading

>getting shit work on something that will probably be on you until you die

is...….that ……… a tekashi 6ix9ine quote?

You’re a fatass with a retarded tattoo

>first tat so Im quite proud
You really shouldn't be.

Yall niggas cray

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>white trash intensifies

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Jeffy wouldn't say that.

True. Jeffy likes being stretched, he'd prefer both in the same hole.

>ejection port on the wrong side
>I learned everything I know from video games
Pick two

It's been mirrored from the transfer, it was drawn correctly though.

It is whatever it is on your arm buddy.

What kind of gun is it anyway? I don't recognize the grip at all.

Hi-Point G40 PS (Glock 40 Problem Solver)

2/10 should have gone with pic related

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What the fuck

I'm not jelly of the kind of pussy he draws.

>This can only be done once, and it will be like this for the rest of my life.
>Better get someone really cheap and shitty to do it.
This is why you live in a trailer.

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At least you didn't get it on your pelvis, but it would be funny if a cop shot you over it. I mean you're obviously on meth.

He ain't wrong, OP looks like he'd be a big and fat target, and 300 yards isn't really that long of a shot.

I seriously hope you never come here again. You're embarrassing the shit out of me right now.
>ugly fucking tattoo with shit tier meaning
>ugly fucking gold chain
>retardo shorts
>fan in the fucking kitchen or bathroom
Literally trash all the way around. Get your life together you fucking loser.

so many edgy faggots in here today
post longgats, summerfags. I bet none of you have even shot at 300 yards before, much less shot enough to be able to peg someone in the head from that distance.

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