Why haven't you joined the Spanish Legion?

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I'm probably not gay enough.

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could have at least used one of their parade goats in the pic, anyway i dont join because i am unsure if they are as lazy as the regular army or not

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The Spanish are the Mexico of Europe and we should build a wall in the Pyrenees to keep those dirty people out.

fpbp
My teeth are fucked up.

because I don't suck dick

> implying

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Seems gayer than navy.

Because they are fat-bodied, out of shape basedboys.

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I really wonder what it is that draws autistis to foreign legions these days.

What's up with the chinstrap being in front of the chin?

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I don't meet their standards, and I don't want to move to Spain anyway.

Can someone tell me what they actually do?

fuck ass and chew bubblegum, and they're all out of bubblegum

>THIS ENTIRE ARC

can i have some sauce?

>tfw same height as the pans but smaller than the saytrs and dwarfed by the minos

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Because of pic related. Another question OP ?

>Spain
>I'm not gay

That's pretty much it.

Jesus as if they didn't give enough ammunition to the people calling them gay. WTF are those leather wrist braces? Who uniformed them like how the village people would do a foreign legion? WHO FUCKING SIGNED OFF ON THIS?

wouldnt you like to know

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because its filled with filthy christfags

This.

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its great

Because they are the Spanish Legion now, they no longer allow foreigners to enlist, and are now considered the Spanish Army's QRF.

Albanians are the Mexicans of Europe

Because they're lame and gay.

T. a spaniard

You mean niggers

Cos I am gay and being there would give me a permenant boner

>spain

Getting to be in a military without being deployed to a Shlomo war.

>not a Spanish citizen
>not a citizen from a former Spanish colony
>not a flaming homosexual
The only person I'd know of who'd fit the last point is .