Good day, user. How may I be of service?
Good day, user. How may I be of service?
Alexander Perez
Ayden Scott
Hello friend!
Buy my game!
Easton Gonzalez
Don't sell me another Taran Tactical Glock, Benelli M4 and AR. You shill!
Do you have anything that is not associated with Taran?! Nope? Just what I thought! Taran must have packed so much of endorsement cash in your ass.
Ayden Adams
Hey, sonny boy! I be needin' a new deer raffle for this hunting season! I'm reckoning for a project I can cobble together... say... is that a K98k with matching numbers and swastika unmolested? Hand that ole' girl over to me, she'll be a beaut' after I cut down that stock, ground off that nazi crap eagle, and tap her for a scope!
Daniel Parker
I need something small, but strong and bold.
Lucas Martin
>I need something small, but strong and bold
Your husband already has that, sir.
Alexander Barnes
Give me the fucking FNC
Gabriel Ross
My apologies, but the FNC is reserved for Chad. May I interest you in a High-point carbine instead?
Aiden Williams
I want a gun with a G11 action but chambered in 20mm semi caseless sabot rounds and with an underbarrel sliding-chamber pinfire rifle chambered in 8x50mmR Lebel.
Juan Jenkins
The local ruffians have been cavorting on the highways and preventing me from reaching the orgy in a timely manner.
I require something effective yet also something that won't rust in the various fluids that collect on my hands after such a romp.
Colton Howard
Can I interest you in a Taran tactical Glock? Came in just today!
Nicholas Nelson
I need an mp40
and like 8 extra magazines
and a borchardt C-93... if you got it i mean.
Leo Reed
Very good choice, sir.
And may I suggest roughly sanding the stock followed by an application of common wood stain and, at minimum, eight coats of spar urethane applied with an old paintbrush?
Zachary Lopez
Really, how are these rifles? There's one in 9mm at a store near me and I've been thinking about getting it.
Oliver Garcia
Ugly but not bad at all. They also make a version in .45, .40 and now even 10mm.
Ryder Hernandez
Stop to be pretentious cock. Get me Kalashnikov SR1.
Jaxon Watson
I'm looking for something light,precise,and under 1MOA.
Daniel White
Sorry sir,we don't sell Slavshit but might I recommend the Austrain breeds of Glock 26 or Glock 19?
Colton Johnson
I have just what you need. All Polymer construction upper and lower reciever AR-15 with a muzzle device specifically made to keep fluids out of the bore.
Christopher Harris
Mateba Unica pls thx
Jeremiah Hughes
We are no longer selling that item,but we do have the new Chiappa Rhino in stock.
Brody James
>How may I be of service?
Brody Edwards
We have that reserved for a different user,but here's a gas-operated self-loading rifle with a rotating bolt dubbed the FN Scar
Nolan Lopez
>no business on continental grounds
>no business on continental grounds
>no business on continental grounds
YOU FUCKER I DON'T WANT YOUR RUFFLES HAVE RIDGES ASS GUN I WANT THE MATEBA NOW
Dylan Gutierrez
Sir,with that attitude I can no longer sell you our finer items here's my final offer Taurus Revolver
Mason Hall
Why does he have a nazi badge on his chest?
Connor Hill
YOUR FINER ITEMS ARE SHIT
YOU ARE SHIT
YOU FUCKING SHIT I WANTED A MATEBA UNICA FUCKING DIE
Ryan Green
If you can't get me the only commercial rifle with balanced automatic that can not be imported in USA legally, why the fuck do I need your services at all?
Eli Evans
In that case just give me a Glock
Landon Flores
Quite fun to shoot and very accurate for what they are.
I had a first generation one a long while ago and could ring a man sized plate at 100 yards using iron sights with ease.
Justin Johnson
I'll take everything. Thanks Jeeves
Levi Stewart
Can I get uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Emm-four-teen?
Jackson Butler
unironically very good
Fun to shoot, takes hi point mags, accurate and dependable.
Grayson Cooper
I’m looking for something for a night out downtown Chicago. Something for personal protection with a dash of culture as I sip bourbon on a rooftop garden.
Kevin Sullivan
Can i get some uh..metric FAL magazines?
Henry Baker
Ayy yo nigga I need a fo fi wit da stendo an a beam my nigga you gots anyting likes dat homie? I be needin soma dem cop killa bullets too dawg, you naw I'm sayin homie? Gon be smokim some pig you naw I'm sayin?
Thomas Williams
Try wearing one of these on your head, the locals might mistake you for one of them and then you got a lot of personal protection from eye talian guys you make friends with
Lucas Howard
David Jenkins
How many mini 14's are in stock?
Austin Martinez
They're fun like any 9mm carbine
I personally like my Kel-Tec Sub2k gen 2, it takes glock mags and folds up neatly. The only negative about the hi-point is that I don't think they have stendos, but I can slap a 33 rounder into my sub2k.
Alexander Perry
You know what I want.
Luke Hernandez
STOP
John Brooks
Okay, you know what? Im gonna say it.
Horse cock is fucking mediocre. You know why?
Because it lacks complexity. Canine cock has that glorious knot
"But horsecock has a flare!!!!" Yeah and after it cums its soft. Who wants a partner with super short stamina? "But the flare keeps the cum inside you!!!" For what? 15 seconds!? A knot does that too, for much longer, and its in just the right place to press against your prostate/g-spot. So with each one of your lovers heartbeats you can get propelled further into pleasure.
Or what about the luscious curved taper of a dolphin or orca? Thick at the base and the taper makes it an easy adjustment for beginners wroldwide. Not to mention they're PREHENSILE.
And hows about the barbed feline cock? It takes some getting used to for sure, and its not for everyone. But those barbs can really take you to the next level, the pain mixed in with the pleasure is exquisite.
Look at snakes and sharks! There's two dicks to play with.
Dragons have bumps and ridges, tapered and knotted, and every combination between!!!
Alligators and crocodiles have dicks that are literally ALWAYS erect.
And don't even start on size. Last I checked, sex isn't all about the dick, as a matter of fact you could say the cock is less than half of the important part of sex.
Horsecock is just glorified, uncomfortable, human cock, with no merits other than size, and thats a pretty fucking weak merit for this lauded "god of all cocks".
Aiden Rivera
Goddamn, now I really want a McChicken
Josiah Clark
god that gun is pure fucking sex.
Zachary Myers
Hudson Green
Yes, i would like seven Mac-11's, about eight .38's
Nine 9's, and ten Mac-10's. Thank you
Liam Jackson
very interesting
Camden Long
Lincoln Lee
Checked and erect.
Jason Moore
Kid tested, mother approved
Asher Wood
Okay this is what I want. Give me a select fire AR pattern lower, I want an upper reciever chambered in .50 Beowulf, and a 10 inch barrel. I want the most obnoxiously loud muzzle break and a bump stock on it too because I want to go even further than full retard. I want some beta drums as well. And an under barrel miniature diving bell that has the button right behind the trigger.
Jeremiah Hall
I need something in a 7.62mm range of calibers, semi-auto, precise and robust. If possible, with a fixed stock and a 21" barrel. Something that expresses the freedoms of western civilization.
Nolan Sanchez
Can someone explain this gay ass clown-posting? I've been off Jow Forums for a month and see it on a ton of threads.
Thomas Murphy
You know.
Aaron Martinez
I find myself in need to entertain some very old friends I haven't seen in a while. Time to impress.
I'll need something for the appetizer--subtle, understated, as quiet as possible--but with a profound aftertaste through at least Level III protection. Infrared or StarlAmp would be appreciated. Let's keep it classy,
Main course should be solid, hearty, a good reminder of old times. Preferably in the range of .45 ACP and up. Let's not go overboard.
Likewise, I'll need something outstanding for the desert. Bold. Exceptionally so, capable of reducing the population of most standing domiciles to exactly 0. to I'm partial to Denel's lineup, but open to suggestions.
Carson Martin
"I'll have two Number 9's, a Number 9 Large, a Number 6 with extra Dip, a Number 7, Two Number 45's, one with Cheese, and a large Soda."
James Peterson
Its Todd Howard friend! He's your friendly local developer!
Christian Price
>How may I be of service?
Just convert my current arsenal to select fire and I'll be making a large ammo purchase today.
I don't really need anything beyond that.
Thomas Carter
Give me a sig P220 and a VZ58.
Tyler Cox
I need something that can punch a hole in an MRAP from 300 meters. Has to fit in a violin case
Isaac Hughes
this should do it
Kevin Watson
He didn't ask for a dildo.
Nathan Peterson
I need a colt defender with grease gun and a new suit
Caleb Barnes
this movie was a glock advertisement
Joshua Carter
It's a faggot lure, and it's working
Xavier Price
i need a pencil
Austin Carter
I love prototypes and intermediate things when they're still figuring crap out.
>"Yo where should we put the recoil spring?"
>"How about in a retarded coil right at the back?"
>"Word"
Xavier Gray
Fukn Chair Force
Ayden Ramirez
Give me a striker-fired pistol that doesn't inexplicably piss me off.
Andrew Howard
An AA12, some drum mags, and some buckshot, slugs, n grenade shells.
David Rodriguez
who dat?
Brandon Hernandez
>muzzles all facing customers
pls
Aiden Parker
May i suggest the Beretta APX
Jordan Murphy
I need something reliable and accurate that takes US GI mags.
and no it can't be an M16 clone because reasons. so give me your best.
Luis Cox
the cringe is real
Christian Gonzalez
May i suggest a Sig p320
Alexander Price
yeah yeah safety, but if the damn thing is laying by itself, does it REALLY matter?
Gabriel Perez
Ive been to plenty of gun stores where all the pistols in the display case are muzzles forward.
Elijah Flores
>the cringe is real
Yeah, you're it.