/wfg/ Writefag General- blietzkrieg edition

This thread is for writing Jow Forums related stuff and the recommendation of books that are Jow Forums related

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>It's been unscientifically proven that a lack of (you)s for writers can lead depression, alcoholism, story abandonment, and an hero.

>But it's so easy to make a difference in a writer's life. Just one (you) a day can make the difference between a happy writer and a writer on permanent hiatus.

>Please, post now. Help make a writer's day.

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Returning Home: A returning soldier waits something
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Tale of the Jagdtiger 331
Chapter 1
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Most recent Fletch Update: pastebin.com/XaizRUGt

forgot my logo in I'm going to post it to help people notice the update.

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looks good man!

Phew, so long a Clotilde lives, Beth can still have her happy ending. You wouldn't be so cruel as to deny her that, would you, Fletch?

Also, those fucking Bexarians are fucking mad. It's the dead of night and their ship is beat to shit, and yet here they come anyway.

A final note, Farley is best secondary character.

this is a terrible idea and you'll live to regret it.

>thinks he can keep it under control on his own

there was three admins and four moderators and they couldn't keep it under control. I know, I was there.

im so buying this when its a book

>durr NOT being autistic
what in gods name were you expecting?

>Farley best secondary character

That’s fitting since he’s by far the most Jow Forums person on the ship. His mindset is basically pic related.

What specifically do you like about him though? I’d be very interested to hear.

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What drives me nuts about the Bexarians is that I grew up in Bexar County, and I realized I pronounced the imaginary country as my old county. Which was "Bear" or "Bare", btw, so I mentally pronounce them as "Bear-ians"

What then is the correct pronunciation?

Fuck you, gookmoot. Yes I'm phone posting, but I'm in bed with my wife on my chest and there's no way I'm getting out of bed to fire up the computer to /fucking post to a Bexarian goods distribution request page/ you nincompoop

Pronounce it Bea-Harian for the purposes of my story.

>tfw your story is reminding me of some of the stuff I loved reading in my school-aged days
>hiding in the library, reading everything on the shelves
>waiting for everyone to clear out of the halls so I didn't get the shit beaten out of me
I mean I guess they are good memories since I wasn't actively getting the shit beaten out of me
so thanks

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i might be starting doing my spoopy/romantic stuff again with rewrites maybe i dunno

pic unrelated

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anyone got more rec authors for the rec list?

>working on the rec author area atm


also
>been writting some stuff

bump

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Well, he's polite to Beth, but all the officers, and even the crew are like that.

It's more that he is really Jow Forums incarnate. Those sorts of crazy bastards always end up being my favorites, no matter the story.

This goes for bad guys as well. Being Jow Forums as fuck is just always endearing.

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This is arguably Finland's second greatest contribution after Spurdo, so you should be proud, Tsuhna.

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He is Finnish, he's not allowed to feel pride. Only drunken rage and existential angst.

Well, then. Guess we'll just have to be happy for him.

The glorious Jow Forumsube does not see in terms of good or evil

it only sees in terms of the eagerness to deploy large amounts of ordinance to solve problems

ordinance: noun; an authoritative order, a religious rite

ordnance: noun; Military equipment, especially weapons and ammunition, Artillery

Barrett-senpai

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haven't seen this posted in forever

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Whaaaaat? Here, have a Wiggerchan.

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A gun store near my house had a 1095 in stock that I got to check out over the weekend. I gotta say I'm tempted.

A 1095 would be a Wiggerchan that listens to vaporwave, Jan Hammer, and Phil Collins; and always asks you to watch Miami Vice with her.

>Tfw had a wigger qt come onto me for about 2 years and unintentionally broke her heart

man highschool... what a time and what a fat ass she had

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Do it cracker, do it.

There's a special place in hood hell for you, user

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You writers need to start using the word gibberish more. It's an awesome word that doesn't get used enough.

>There's a special place in hood hell for you, user
I hope theres tang

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Fucking, thank you Barrett. I'd been trying forever to find that, and now you've given it to me.

Are you dead, Charlie? I haven't forgotten ye.

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hopefully more Not heaven tomorrrow

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Woot! Get hype, y'all!

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Did you pass your police exam?

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This some of Guard's work? Wish he would draw/write more. You as well Barrett, need some more Barrett geist in my life.

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Am now popo here inna Georgia, ye.

Yeah, it's Guard's work. I asked him to draw my Wiggerchan, Sam. (Which you can read about in my pastebin under HiPointHomie).

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Noice. Don't shoot random ccl holder please

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you got a link to that pastebin...?

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the heretic is back, I have been waiting for my next fix of Panni

Bump or something.
I don't know. I'm drawing a blank here.

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hold up, what's the ira doing with a fiddy cal?
u got a loisence for that m8?

IRA doesn't need licenses, if the Royal Ulster Constabulary tries to confiscate their funs they bomb the police station and/or raid the British Army for more funs

Yeah I've read it before, one of my fav stories.

nonsequitur bump

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saaaaaaaab

I want a 900, if only because of the fact that you never see one these days, when ever I hear someone say "Saab" I imagine a three-door 900 from late '80s/early '90s

thanks mate

But does the constabulary have a license to be making those license checks?

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A man of taste, I see

Honestly, this trawler has me worried now. It engages, yet there's no sign of that secret weapon. What sort of devilry are these damned Bexarians up too?

Ay, where they be sendin' you? You may pull my dumbass over for speeding some day.

>and Putin smiled

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bump

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Holy mother of fuck, this is so much worse than I could've possibly imagined.

If Tess and Fletch come out in one piece, it'll be a miracle. Plz no kill Clotilde too, Beth's been through to much.

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>It takes all your inner strength to not say anything about the great Zimzam, so you simply nod as you sip your coffee.
Fuckin kek

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God that was a fucking weird thread.

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bump

>Anne Frank becomes pregnant
>she's lonely, terrified, desperate, nervous, fearful, and horny as fuck
>Peter van Pels is all of the above as well
>while the two bond, quarrel, make love, share their deepest darkest secrets with one another, and hide from the prying eyes of the Nazis, an Army is preparing to enter the Netherlands
>but this is no ordinary army, it's a force composed of men from the other side of the globe, hardy and discipline, legendary warriors feared and respected by friend and foe alike

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for fucks sake

it's you again, hello

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you should have been taken out back and shot instead of allowing your mother to waste breasmilk

Well, since /trash/ hates my shit, guess I'm gonna stay here. On the bright side, more battlebus and actual good stories. Speaking of which, I think I just edited a story from my other paste. No more furshit from me.
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It's doing just fine right now. Literally nothing is happening.
Fuck off back to /trash/ and stay there.

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For those who care about the discord, have the link. It's good for 5 people.
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I've been trying to learn harmonica and one of the only songs that I vaguely can play (alabit way too slow) is country roads. thanks for the giggle

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I'm about to go to gym, I'm almost finished listening to Dave Grossman's "On Combat", and am looking for more similar books to read.
His other books aren't available in my country on Audible, but even if I make a second account I'll only have "On killing".
None of Loren W. Christensen's books are available as Audiobooks, none that I can find, sadly.
If no-one knows anything related, just some audiobooks of old military guys telling old military stories would be nice, WW2 especially.
Any recommendations are thoroughly appreciated.

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>Owen. Get the Meme Machine.

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(You)

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bumping for more construct

>implying he'll se this

One of my all time favorites

That's depressing. I don't remember a Rebecca in HPH. Time to re read it!

At long last chapter 5 of Not Heaven. Yes I've been a lazy ass but I've also been abroad. Enjoy, r8, b8 and h8 Yada Yada tell me what you think.

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>And yes, we will get to know the eastern district better soon

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Is there any precedent for changing the color of steel without compromising its ability to make a decent blade? The blades don't have to be particularly long and they don't have to glow in the dark in their respective colors, just maybe be visible as X color from, say, across the street. If changing the composition of the steel is out of the question I could go for something like electrum coating for a green/gold sheen or orichalcum for gold/yellow and also maybe bluing, I've seen some historical blades that are deep blues and lustrous blacks and supposedly many more once were like that but their finish wasn't preserved. Would there be a remotely practical way to have such a finish in a red or purple? I suppose paint is always an option but fuck that I wanna get fancy.

If worse comes to worst I can just use mythical metals since many have defined colors in their legends (hihi'irokane for instance) and several others have had their colors defined by various media like LotR or Final Fantasy.

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i like it

>that gamby
awww

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Are UH-72 Lakotas just fat Kiowas?
Also, bump.

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Update here:

T H I S
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What would a 10/22 gheist look like, I'm writing a story from the pov of a brand new 10/22 and I'd like to know what one would look like

>I'm writing a story from the pov of a brand new 10/22

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My Ruby probably is a bit different than a new 10/22.

>black hair with black hair band
>blue eyes
>glasses
>pale complexion
>looks to be 25-35
>petite frame
>wearing a simple-looking walnut-brown short-sleeve dress

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Hey, if it's any consolation, there's at least one nigger here who liked your furshit too. I'd through you a little deer somethin if I could, but the (((mods))) wouldn't like that.

I'm sure they also have all sorts of extra gadgets and gizmos crammed into the cockpit, so there's that.

Fuck.

Just...fuck.


This is really fucking bad.

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Aight thanks, i was thinking she'd be small since .22 lr and carbine length

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I looked it up, and my Ruby is a lot different than a new production model

>walnut stock vs. new "hardwood"
>regular mag release vs. factory extended release
>differently-shaped front sight
>differently-shaped stock neck
>differently-shaped stock nose
>different trigger pack

So you don't have to automatically use her as a template. I'd recommend coming up with your own ideas on what yours will look like.

Wanna fuck nigga

I imagine the hardwood is lighter and the mag release probably wouldn't affect much, I'm definitely gonna include the ruger belt buckle from the vampgewehr story