What's the most illegal Jow Forums-related thing you have ever gotten away with?

One time I loaded an 11th round into my SKS's 10 round magazine, in California.

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I shot my rifle a foot inside the city limit. Then stepped back over the county line. They’ll never know

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Range says no metal,plastic, or wood targets
>use steel targets anyway

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>What's the most illegal Jow Forums-related thing you have ever gotten away with?
AWG bait program.

I ever catch you doing that again I'ma get the sheriff in here bwah

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>Range says no metal,plastic, or wood targets
What kind of non-newtonian material do they allow then? Gotta mount the paper on something.

Murder

Glowing in the dark

Fucked a 17 year old.

Had sex before 16

Multiple murders

>Run stop signs, and a red light ON ACCIDENT and still feel bad about it.
I do that more often than I'd like to admit. I have terrible concentration, have to be as awake as possible when driving.

I work with a Boomer fudd who would unironically say shit like this

>glowinthedarkcianiggers.jpg
>tryna catch me still

Of course this is fiction

>be innahighschool some years ago
>boutta graduate
>hang with friends going to school for engineering, I'm an artfaggot (not anymore no bully pls)
>want to do Jow Forums things but all have liberal parents so no gats
>chemist friend knows how to make explody bois
>we make explody bois
>blow up walls of unfinished houses in development
>blow up tractor wheels
>blow up Everglades wildlife

Good graduation

That happened to me once but it was about my AR instead of targets
>be me
>take a friend and my AR to the public range on WMA land
>75 yard range is empty so I go set up there on the farthest stall
>set paper targets at 50, start shooting
>eventually another car pulls up
>out steps elmer fudd
>dude is literally wearing mossy oak pants and a khaki vest
>go cold so the guy can set up his targets
>he gets back and uncases a .17hmr bolt gun
>range goes hot again
>let my friend have a turn with the AR
>sit down on the shooting table notice a board is loose
>in fact it's not even connected to the table, it just pulls right out
>get an idea
>quickly explain to my friend what a bump board is, he wants to see it in action
>load a 30 rounder up
>step up to the firing line
>"watch this" *brrrrrrrrrrrrtt*
>dump the whole mag in like 3 seconds
>me and my friend are both giggling like lunatics
>hear angry footsteps approaching
>"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING"
>it's the fudd
>"uh...what do you mean?"
>"THAT'S A FELONY SON"
>"what is?"
>"DON'T PLAY STUPID WITH ME, I'M BUDDIES WITH SHERIFFS DEPUTIES. I CAN HAVE YOU ARRESTED IN A HEART BEAT"
>"for what"
>"FOR HAVING AN ILLEGAL GUN THAT'S WHAT"
>"look pal, my guns not illegal. if you've got a problem bring your sheriff buddies down here and I'll talk to them"
>"WELL YOU'RE SHOOTING TO FAST"
>"there's no rule about rate of fire here, it's a public range"
>with this the fudd turns around and walks back to his stall
>packs up his rifle and leaves
>doesn't even get his target
>lol ok
>let my friend bump the rest of our ammo
>pack up and clean our mess up
>get the fudd's target too and throw it away with the rest of our stuff
>go get some dinner and head home

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Bump boards need screws or nails

yeah it had nails sticking out of it dingus

>damage control damage control

right, because normally boards are fashioned to tables without nails or screws
womp womp

Had sex before 15

My dad used to owe some people a good bit of money. When i was 8 he would have me as his sort of get away driver when he went places he didnt feel safe. He would go to bars and set me up in the driving seat with some wooden blocks so i could reach the pedals. If he came out running i would start the truck and haul ass once he got inside.

He also used to do some sort of deal with certain people. I would sit in the passenger seat with a loaded shotgun in my lap while he met with the people.

I thought his life was kind of sad but he was also my hero because i saw him do some really cool shit like the time he used a bird bath to fight a guy wielding a katana.

jaywalked few times?
anyway, I stay the fuck away from illegal shit. life's short to waste in prison/courts.

I once bought a pistol in another country and mailed it to myself in the US. On the description for the package, I wrote “toy gun”.

And nobody noticed or cared lmao

>pull up to red light
>nobody at intersection
>for some reason I treat it like a stop sign, and go while it’s still red
>still think about it to this day

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

What handgun was it user?

I have a light like this nearby my house that gets stuck on red for a literal 5 minutes every other morning. Nobody fucking believes me about it so I make it a point to treat it like a stop sign and flip the traffic camera off every morning.

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nice try FBI

Manufactured a machine gun and explosives. Also had an SBR without cuck stamp. Don't give af nigga.

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>glowing on the horizon

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The worst part of the gun hobby is the old guys.

>go to gun store
>old guy owner is talking to old guy customer for 40 minutes and ignoring me
>go home, buy gun online

>go to range
>owned by an old guy
>no more than 5 rounds allowed in a magazine
>no rapid fire
>old guys give you dirty looks

>go to Walmart to buy some .22lr
>shelf is empty because all the retirees stood in line and bought it up at 7am this morning

Fuck them

In a completely hypothetical, never happened, scenario, I might have hypothetically at one point attached a fore grip to the rail of a glock brand glock. Hypothetically.

I love talking about stuff that never ever happened.

I was an old, double barreled, muzzle loading pistol. Don’t think it was from a major manufacturer.

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Had sex in the womb

Man I hate snitches.

>tfw I wont post info these threads out of genuine paranoia

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I own guns.
I live in California.

You dad was a drug dealer or robbing drug dealers, good for you.

Still pretty cool and ballsy, that you got it smuggled in and no atf raid happen.

I once ran over an ATF agent, it was easy to spot him because it was night.

>"DON'T PLAY STUPID WITH ME, I'M BUDDIES WITH SHERIFFS DEPUTIES. I CAN HAVE YOU ARRESTED IN A HEART BEAT"
Even if you had a machine gun, this is some bitch shit. I'm sure these are the same people that say shit like "from my cold dead hands!"

>Riding my bicycle a few blocks from house to bike trail to start my regular ride on the trail.
>Have to cross an intersection with a light.
>intersection has pressure plate or something in pavement so only changes if a car is there.
>Ride my bike up to white line and wait.
>Sit there for 6 straight minutes without it changing.
>finally a car pulls up behind me and sits there.
>another 3 minutes go by.
>car honks at me
>I flip him off, f'ing fag.
>pulls up closer to me and screams about the intersection
>What do you want me to do, break the law?
>Sit there for another minute with this guy laying on his horn and screaming profanity at me out of his car window.
>Finally he peels off around me.
>another few moments go by
>light changes
>ride over to the trail and enjoy my day.
I don't break the law.

no, he hated drugs. he was more of a drunk most o the time.

street racing in the canyons while blasting touhou eurobeat in my old 88 civic

Proud of u user

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50 Good Boy Points (GBP) have been deposited into your account.

Accidentally invaded Mexico, armed with an AR, an M-1 carbine (pronounced car-bean), an assortment of .22s and shotguns, 2 cases of beer, a pint of cheap brandy, an ounce of weed, and a pound of black powder.

Being a teenager is synonymous with being all eat up with the dumb-ass, I guess.

Based

I wanna meet the kommandos veteran that would rob a drug dealer for the rush

Just press the cross walk button, that's what I do

I once discharged an RPG with anti-personnel rounds against a building in a densely populated urban area at South America.

Shit was wild.

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I don't know if this counts as Jow Forums related but when I was a teen my friends and I would get messed up on those chink LSD knockoff RCs, then soak a tennis ball in alcohol and light it on fire to play tennis or dodgeball with it in random parking lots at night

Holy crap where did this come from.

I shoot BB guns in my back yard. Thats illegal where i live.
>ATF

>Shit was wild.
What a mild way to put it.

Fast & furious

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I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

gotta collect em all

Killing people every night. Guns, knives, beatings, strangled someone, ran someone over. I usually do hobos because they mean nothing.

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About 5 1/2 years ago while I was a truck driver, I kept a pistol in my truck with me while I didn't have a permit, and I made a run up to Chicago with it.

me too, may or may not have a... wait for it ...REGULAR CAPACITY GLOCK MAG also I blast doves on my ranch out of season. wot u gonna do ATF/California Fish and Game
>pic related
>my livelihood

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I shouldered an arm brace once.

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this picture wtf lol and I thought that was legal now? My understanding of the law is that you can shoulder the brace but you just have to have a brace because liberal reasons.

>(pronounced car-bean)
Is this a meme? How else would you pronounce it?

cah-biné?

car-bine

Dont understand the gook letters
Like carbide? Doesnt sound right

>Dont understand the gook letters
>what is a résumé
joblet detected

cah bean ay? What the fuck?

rip Carnik con

>the absolute state of burger """education"""

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>Doesnt sound right
Yes, it does.

>bring tannerite
>their face when

Carbine. Not carbean

I concealed a knife for self defence in Canada.

>go to range
>be brass Jew
>steal ppls brass when they aren't looking
>sweep the ground for brass
>dig in the dirt for brass
>take big bag of used brass
>throw it away

I hope you get thrown into a forge of melted brass.

Do you hang your head and cry?

Lol, a guy I go to the indoor range dies this same thing.
>gets done shooting
>sweeps up all brass, most not even his, don't let him take mine though
>puts it in a plastic baggie
>gets home and throws it all away

He doesn't want the range to have it and he is too lazy to do anything with it.

Forgot about my CCW and crossed state lines into a state that doesn't reciprocate my license. Didn't draw on anyone, didn't print, didn't get pulled over, but I think about it a lot

>flaming dogeball
Yeah, it counts. You probably fucked up your brain from those chink drugs though.

Like.. with purpose or just for shits and giggles? No judgment either way.

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>I usually do hobos because they mean nothing
Honestly this is probably for the best.

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It is legal now. The pic is from before the ATF reversed their idiotic "U can't shoulder it" thing.

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Some folks pronounce it car-byne. They’re putting on airs, trying to sound better than everybody else.

>carBEAN
How to spot people with double digit IQs.

this thread honestly made me forget how to pronounce "carbine"