Tank Names

WW3 Starts and you decide to join the armored core.
>The absolute madman
Pick your tank and the name you'll put on it.
>Big Nig

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Bitch maker

>M1 cause muah 56% pride
>Anastasia (tanks are female)

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The Larry

The Cacophony of Liberty

>pick your tank
Either Abrams or a Leopard 2.
>name
The Fortunate Son

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M1 Abrams
> Maintenance Bitch
or
> Hangar/Depot Queen

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*Corps, you dumb motherfucker.

>M1A1 Abrams
>Big Bertha

>HEAVY LOAD

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T-90

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M1 Abrams
> Cum Guzzler

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Leopard 2
>Top Gun

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Why do the tank soldiers write on the tank's knot?

>op's mom

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>what I would bring
Probaby a M1126 Stryker ICV. Or for armor a genaric Abrams.
>name
ICV would have FUN BUS and RAMMING SPEED panted on the sides and front respectively.

Abrams would be called "Electiric Boogaloo".

T-14
>Saint Putin

> Not toppest gun
>top lel

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>Saint Putin
>Not Papa Putin

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>Grand Pappy

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On that note, i can see hard core amerikans using
>Papa Trump
or
>Fuck Putin

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>WW3 Starts and you decide to join the armored core.

'core'
Summer Fag OUT!

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>T-14
>Anal Fister

Australian M1 Abrams
>Dedicated Shitposter

Niggur Bopper

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I hope your CO would reprimand you for acting like a middle school nigger tagging shit on government property

I'd call it the Bang Bus, don't care what tank

Same name of my old tank:
Prom Knight

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Ninja Farkle

good intentions

insistent freedom

M1A2. (or M1A3 if it ever comes out)

name would probably be Megadeath.

tasteful curtains

physical education

once bitten

CHANG BANGER

green mile
happy holidays
restraining order
first kiss
sleeping peacefully
earthly remains
happy days
hold my hand
friendly neighbour
tin opener
sweet tooth
terms and conditions apply
first date

Judge Judy

Recommended for you

Big, but whole

terrible hangover
too true
no regrets
innocent victim
eternally yours
excuse me
delete this
Unironically yours

>M1A2
>Big Guy

Big Boy
Big Nigga

pardon me
happy holidays
soft fouling
quite clean
interesting personality
slightly confused
gone fishing
terrible regret

Caterkiller

>newest version of the Abrams
>Swiggity Swooty

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M1 Abrams
Manifest Destiny

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>PT-17
>GUSTAW JELEŃ

Big Mac
Set to Stun
Has no Brakes
Bun Bun
NoScope
THICC
Drive Me Closer!
Where's the Oil?
Right of Way
You're Dead
How's my Driving?
Hello There!
Stealth is Optional
Burnin' Sherman
Hate the Player

Enig og tro

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>T-90
>destroyer of anus or pussy magnet

T-80

Cock Factory or Pussy Hammer

fuck off mate big guy is vastly superior to any of your shit suggestions.

>My opinion is better than your opinion

>big guy
>big nigga
I mean its a fucking easy choice fag

Strv 122
"Hårdhandskar"

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PzH 2000. Fuck tanks, gimmie arty.

I call it Big Nick Digger.

please no cussing on my christian minecraft server

These fucking suck, but wheres the oil got me

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Fuck you retarded faggot

M1
>Diplomacy Optional

M1A2 SEP Abrams
potential name options (would have to discuss with the crew)
>Free Crayons
>Gaijin's Reckoning
>Turret Throwing Champ Referee
>Freedom Fries
>The Male Fantasy
>Diversity.Inclusivity.Equality

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Amerinigger tanks still lack autoloaders. KEK!

I prefer keeping my turret attached to my tank thank you very much.

All Abrams tanks have a nickname: The Sizzler.

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>M1 Assault Breacher Vehicle
>The Mother Fucker

>t-90
>I Wasn't Asking

Singapore

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>crew survives
>blowout panels do their job
>engine still operational
yeah man it sure did get dead! hahah!

>T-90
>Hungry, Hungry Ruskie

>you see Sergei, with autoloader you have one less crew that die when tank blow up
>why have one less crew Ivan?
>because after 3 tank blow up the 4th is free!
>brilliant!

>>crew survives
LOL'd.

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>M1A2SEP
>Ten Feet Higher

everyone knows why American tanks need a loader.... they have a surplus of Tyrones who need to feed their families.

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Original
Java script

Why are M1s so thin?

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>Challenger 2
>Where's Yer Loicense, Gov?

When was the last time there was a thread on Jow Forums about tanks that wasn't full of annoying vatniks

>Leclerc
>Baguette Launcher

>thread about tanks
>complaining about the country with the largest amount of tanks

You can post about commie tanks without acting like an obnoxious 14 year old

Beautiful Woman Angelica

>blowout panels doing their job
it seems you dont know how tanks work. figures youd be a vatnik.

T-72
the brazen bull (alternative; turret tosser)

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M1A4U

why are they so shit?

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>has to use the same pictures of the same abrams every time
>meanwhile new russian turret toss pics pop up every week
lol

M1 Abrams Main Battle Tank
I'd call it Hard Shell for it's well armored.

its better to be a tyrone in an intact tank than an auto loader in a turret tosser

>t-90
so you want to die?

"Rush B, Cyka"

Shit my high ass forgot the pic

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T-90
>Vladimir Pootis
>RUN COWARD!
>FEED ME BABY MEN
>Who touched Sascha?

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Bradley Linebacker
"Scooter"

MRAP (not a tank, I know)
*BRAP*

>not M*brap*

M1 Soul Taster

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