WW3 Starts and you decide to join the armored core.
>The absolute madman
Pick your tank and the name you'll put on it.
>Big Nig
Tank Names
Bitch maker
>M1 cause muah 56% pride
>Anastasia (tanks are female)
The Larry
The Cacophony of Liberty
>pick your tank
Either Abrams or a Leopard 2.
>name
The Fortunate Son
M1 Abrams
> Maintenance Bitch
or
> Hangar/Depot Queen
*Corps, you dumb motherfucker.
>M1A1 Abrams
>Big Bertha
>HEAVY LOAD
T-90
M1 Abrams
> Cum Guzzler
Leopard 2
>Top Gun
Why do the tank soldiers write on the tank's knot?
>op's mom
>what I would bring
Probaby a M1126 Stryker ICV. Or for armor a genaric Abrams.
>name
ICV would have FUN BUS and RAMMING SPEED panted on the sides and front respectively.
Abrams would be called "Electiric Boogaloo".
T-14
>Saint Putin
> Not toppest gun
>top lel
>Saint Putin
>Not Papa Putin
>Grand Pappy
On that note, i can see hard core amerikans using
>Papa Trump
or
>Fuck Putin
>WW3 Starts and you decide to join the armored core.
'core'
Summer Fag OUT!
>T-14
>Anal Fister
Australian M1 Abrams
>Dedicated Shitposter
Niggur Bopper
I hope your CO would reprimand you for acting like a middle school nigger tagging shit on government property
I'd call it the Bang Bus, don't care what tank
Same name of my old tank:
Prom Knight
Ninja Farkle
good intentions
insistent freedom
M1A2. (or M1A3 if it ever comes out)
name would probably be Megadeath.
tasteful curtains
physical education
once bitten
CHANG BANGER
green mile
happy holidays
restraining order
first kiss
sleeping peacefully
earthly remains
happy days
hold my hand
friendly neighbour
tin opener
sweet tooth
terms and conditions apply
first date
Judge Judy
Recommended for you
Big, but whole
terrible hangover
too true
no regrets
innocent victim
eternally yours
excuse me
delete this
Unironically yours
>M1A2
>Big Guy
Big Boy
Big Nigga
pardon me
happy holidays
soft fouling
quite clean
interesting personality
slightly confused
gone fishing
terrible regret
Caterkiller
>newest version of the Abrams
>Swiggity Swooty
M1 Abrams
Manifest Destiny
>PT-17
>GUSTAW JELEŃ
Big Mac
Set to Stun
Has no Brakes
Bun Bun
NoScope
THICC
Drive Me Closer!
Where's the Oil?
Right of Way
You're Dead
How's my Driving?
Hello There!
Stealth is Optional
Burnin' Sherman
Hate the Player
Enig og tro
>T-90
>destroyer of anus or pussy magnet
T-80
Cock Factory or Pussy Hammer
fuck off mate big guy is vastly superior to any of your shit suggestions.
>My opinion is better than your opinion
>big guy
>big nigga
I mean its a fucking easy choice fag
Strv 122
"Hårdhandskar"
PzH 2000. Fuck tanks, gimmie arty.
I call it Big Nick Digger.
please no cussing on my christian minecraft server
These fucking suck, but wheres the oil got me
Fuck you retarded faggot
M1
>Diplomacy Optional
M1A2 SEP Abrams
potential name options (would have to discuss with the crew)
>Free Crayons
>Gaijin's Reckoning
>Turret Throwing Champ Referee
>Freedom Fries
>The Male Fantasy
>Diversity.Inclusivity.Equality
Amerinigger tanks still lack autoloaders. KEK!
I prefer keeping my turret attached to my tank thank you very much.
All Abrams tanks have a nickname: The Sizzler.
>M1 Assault Breacher Vehicle
>The Mother Fucker
>t-90
>I Wasn't Asking
Singapore
>crew survives
>blowout panels do their job
>engine still operational
yeah man it sure did get dead! hahah!
>T-90
>Hungry, Hungry Ruskie
>you see Sergei, with autoloader you have one less crew that die when tank blow up
>why have one less crew Ivan?
>because after 3 tank blow up the 4th is free!
>brilliant!
>>crew survives
LOL'd.
>M1A2SEP
>Ten Feet Higher
everyone knows why American tanks need a loader.... they have a surplus of Tyrones who need to feed their families.
Original
Java script
Why are M1s so thin?
>Challenger 2
>Where's Yer Loicense, Gov?
When was the last time there was a thread on Jow Forums about tanks that wasn't full of annoying vatniks
>Leclerc
>Baguette Launcher
>thread about tanks
>complaining about the country with the largest amount of tanks
You can post about commie tanks without acting like an obnoxious 14 year old
Beautiful Woman Angelica
>blowout panels doing their job
it seems you dont know how tanks work. figures youd be a vatnik.
T-72
the brazen bull (alternative; turret tosser)
M1A4U
why are they so shit?
>has to use the same pictures of the same abrams every time
>meanwhile new russian turret toss pics pop up every week
lol
M1 Abrams Main Battle Tank
I'd call it Hard Shell for it's well armored.
its better to be a tyrone in an intact tank than an auto loader in a turret tosser
>t-90
so you want to die?
"Rush B, Cyka"
Shit my high ass forgot the pic
T-90
>Vladimir Pootis
>RUN COWARD!
>FEED ME BABY MEN
>Who touched Sascha?
Bradley Linebacker
"Scooter"
MRAP (not a tank, I know)
*BRAP*
>not M*brap*
M1 Soul Taster