Hey Jow Forums, how do i tactically climb a tree without equipment?

Hey Jow Forums, how do i tactically climb a tree without equipment?

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Sick picture.

How do I pass 7th grade tactically?

gripping it like a bear if your strong enough.

or do that thing where you use rope with your hands and feet to shimmy up it.

Use your hands then your legs

Rocket jump.

with your hands?

step 1: grab something
step 2: pull up
repeat

Git gud OP

Like i'm talking about a stripped tree, without branches.

the first rule of tactical treeclimbing is to climb the right tree

Take a strap you have with you, be it rifle strap or belt or something, swing it around the tree and push against the gree using it to grip.

How do I tactically cook breakfast?

beans

>Place C4 at the base of the tree.
>Blow charges.
>Wait for tree to fall onto its side.
>Now slowly walk over it's dying body, as you have now conquered the tree.

I;m thinking about thos beans

How do I tacticaly an hero

By using an Saliant arms hi point.

Why does OP's image bother me so much?

didnt you have a fucking childhood?

Because it panders to the closet fudd/no replacement for displacement/wears baseball cap and Walmart flannel 24/7 demographic of Jow Forums
And it’s always accompanied by a completely pointless question played straight
This is the 4th thread with this image I’ve seen

>When you learn strippers are more Jow Forums than you.