I was going to post this a while back but forgot too here is some stupid shit me and buddies did.
>Be me around late April (forgot the day) >Dicking about cleaning our guns and shit drinking vodka and slavshit >Working on a home made "slavic cannon" with buddies like in that one video the guy tabs the back of it with a stick and the guy holding it falls on his ass >Get it all made and shit but leave to go do something in the house >One of my buddies at this time decides to prime it and put a fucking bowling ball in it to my unknowing. >After a while of dicking around getting it ready we take it in the yard and mount it on a trailer >Muh Jow Forumsannon >my buddy We will call Ni starts saying we cant fire it as the boomstick is missing as he put it on the roof... >annoyed gopniks.exe >get it and have him light it on fire >Ni fucking drops it and almost sets my yard one fire... >Decided to let my other buddy fire it. >my buddy i'll call Greg lights it up and tells us to cover our ears >we do, then he hits the back of the makeshift slavic cannon. >BOOM >the bin almost explodes as a FUCKING bowling ball shoots out and destroys my nebighor's RV like firing on a fucking ship bow >Woke up all my nebighor's >were laughing our asses off ,drunkslavs.png >Rv nebighor comes out and checks the tottaled RV >RV neibghor is pissed comes yelling at us demanding what the fuck we did to his shit >Sheriff eventualy comes as RV nebighor is screaming at us as a other nebighor called them (it was like 4-6AM sun was peaking at the time) >It's the Sheriff that is good friends with Ni. >Cool sheriff is wondering what the fuck happened laughing at the secenario of drunk slavs a tottaled RV and a angry balding fat guy screaming. >Couple other sheriffs pull up at the time doing cop shit here. >they inspect his house and the bowling ball is lodged in rv nebighor's chimney >Snorting piggies.exe pt.2 next
>Snorting piggies.exe >Rv nebighor getting more pissed and tries to take a swing at my buddy Greg but misses falling face fist into the dirt. >a sheriff pulls him away as he was about to fight greg. >we get let off the hook by the cool sheriff but he says to not do it again or we'll be busted,As he does'nt want to arrest NI >Laugh our drunk asses off going into the house. >invite cool sheriff over one day after it, turns out he loves a lot of the shit we do.
So some stupid shit me and my buddies did,RV Nebighor is still pissed at us.
Any stupid shit you guy's done?
Asher Hughes
Yeah I'm sure that actually happened
Jason Martinez
We were drunk its a bit fuzzy
Michael White
Broke 3 fingers in an air rifle trying to catapult apples with it.
>my life is boring so everybody who have had fun is lying
Matthew Green
Its true, i was the bowling ball.
Zachary Hill
>we shot a cannon through someone's house and a fight broke out but no one got arrested because the sheriff is my bud's bud Please tell me you're actually not this fucking gullible.
Wyatt Morales
If you were bowling ball, then who was phone?
Benjamin Nelson
>Was cleaning guns drunk one night >Got a lead rod stuck in the barrel >Used my lube to get it unstuck >Friends think i fucked my gun Why.
gun virgin (in the sense I havent fucked a gun yet) how do you go about it. Even 12g receiver is too narrow and has sharp edges. Should I remove the foregrip off my 870 and fuck that? Or do I drill a fuck hole in the buttstock? Ive got a thumb hole AR that might work.
This isn't a single story, just random shit that I've done and the sheriff's department let slide because I do shit for everyone around the county.
>drug addicts in town steal a car and break into cars in the countryside >steal a gps out of my car and sheriff deputy comes out to take a report >"what are those in the ditch, user?" >"punji sticks" >"get rid of them right fucking now"
>put up trump sign in 2016 to troll neighborhood >someone tries to steal it but can't because it's coated in petroleum jelly >they destroy it instead >like to imagine what happened when he realized capsaicin was mixed into the jelly
>put up another sign >someone tries to steal it again >it's booby trapped with a pepper-spray bomb
>put up a third sign >nobody is dumb enough to fall for it >give up and go to take it down >messed up and the pepper-spray bomb went off on me >spent the next four hours coughing, sneezing, heaving, and laughing >little brother comes home with taco bell >"hey user, i remember that you like your food with diablo sauce" >instantly throw up
>browse infinitechan's Jow Forums and an Australian links me to a site about ETN >try it and don't die, ETN is powdered and sealed up >Aussie explained that wrapping it in foil and packing thermite around it would cause a thermal shock detonation >holy shit it worked >holy shit i just sprayed the area with molten iron and burning thermite
>go into LGS and start talking about transfers >the town's coldsteel cruz comes in, dressed in a trenchcoat and anime shirt >demands to buy a dealer sample; dealer tells him no for the third time >put hand on his shoulder and say "despite all your rage, you're still gonna never get laid" >he just sits with this scrunched up face like he was Judge Spedd, seriously heavy breathing >storms out and the LGS owner gives me $5 off for pissing the kid off
Xavier Bailey
not ban the children here
Colton Turner
The bowling ball is an alcohol
Gavin Diaz
>13 year old kid >make potato cannon with buddy >It's a doozy >recently migrating geese have entered the area >large group in my buddies pasture >geniusidea.exe >take handkerchief, fill it with gravel >put it in styrofoam up >pretty much put an entire can of hairspray into det-chamber >take aim >fuck it >25% of current bird population in area becomes airborne feathers and pink chunks >rest of flock fucks off post haste >20 something dead birds in field >place smelled like assholes for weeks >great coyote bait tho
yeah its a bad polished story but still the setting is good and the way its written made it fun, dont be so analitical
Isaiah Gomez
Homemade punt gun. Not bad.
Evan Cruz
Those things are huge, would've been like 200+lbs of dead animals lmao.
Jaxson Gomez
Shove mosin bolt handle up your pooper for a true Jow Forums experience.Since the average penis width is 4cm (40mm), you'd have to get something big like an anti aircraft gun and use some ballistol as lube to have some fun.
