>guns are genuinely giving me boners now
Have I ascended?
Guns are genuinely giving me boners now
Nathan Jones
Hudson Morgan
Yes. Welcome
Jackson Morris
Not until you have been initiated. Pull the firing pin from your rifle and sounded with it. If you are unfamiliar you are not even close to ready. Masturbate to completion with it inserted. If your flow is strong enough to eject the pin with no outward assistance you have crossed over.
Isaac Harris
John Jackson
Blake Howard
>Have I ascended?
no, you have a fetishized guns, please stop before you do something stupid and make all of us look bad by association
Carson Hughes
No. Come talk to me when you're married to a rifle.
Tyler Kelly
I was going to tell you that you need ed kids with a gun to transcend but then i saw ur digits so pleases bless me k master
Isaiah Long
Shh, we're having fun.
Owen Myers
Well I guess this is as good a night as any to break my no fap.
Jordan Hall
Jaxon Reed
>Have I ascended?
Yes OP, become one of the chosen! Seriously though I get a half chub when I walk into a gun store and see all those sexy wood and polymer bodies and smell all that hoppes. Doesn't help I fap to these kind of pics.
Evan Stewart
Mason Myers
Kevin Ward
Adam Carter
wuh
Lincoln Lee
>posting nigger gifs
get the fuck outta here
Matthew Gonzalez
Xavier Rogers
Mason Bennett
until you have rubbed your penis into the open chamber of an M1 Garand, with the possibility of Garand Penis fear mixed in with the cold hard metal and smooth surface from years of use, you have not ascended.
Robert Cooper
Jayden Harris
Anthony Brown
Jason Robinson
This guy is on same level as that Jow Forumsommando who showed 22lr or something like that in his dick and got it stuck.
Evan Robinson
Even if it is fake at least one user is going to try this now.
Ryder Fisher
No, you're just another weirdo on Jow Forums, congrats.
Cooper Watson
>garand penis
Oliver Ramirez
>insert firing pin
>dry hump a pile of ammo
or
>chamber fleshlight
>proceed to fuck fleshlight with firing pin inserted
Literally can't get any more Jow Forumsommando then this.
Adam Cox
Include me in the screencap senpai
Joseph Anderson
Matthew Long
Fuck off you attention seeking faggot
Adam Ross
this
Jordan Long
dont put firing pins in your penis hole
Nicholas Foster
>Garand Penis
Michael Hughes
Sebastian White
...
Hunter Russell
>Forgot the part where the firing pin has to strike and fire a primer after you eject it.
Isaac Reed
Tyler Martinez
Ryder White
what
Brody Sullivan
Jacob Ortiz
Jow Forums, A Magical Place
Camden Fisher
Elijah Lopez
>screenshot me in the mundane summer shitpost
am I right?
Dominic Edwards
Add me to the screencap lads
Mason Baker
Somebody screencap this fucking thread right now
Dominic Martin
The sad part is, this doesn't even phase me anymore.
Justin Phillips
>not also having mandatory mosin bolt in the pooper
Josiah Howard
WE ACCEPT YOU
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
MOSIN
NUGGET
MOSIN
NUGGET
ONE OF US
Jace Johnson
Easton Morgan
literally the only worthwhile post in this thread
Noah Taylor
include me in the cap
Sebastian Gomez
Christopher Bennett
Justin Nelson
Christopher Lewis
Jace Campbell
Joseph Ramirez
t b h this though
Luke Watson
Lol
Jonathan Kelly
Not memorable
1/10 thread
Gavin Baker
Welcome to Jow Forums friendo
Jason Fisher
What in the fuck, this pic is like, my thing. I cropped it from the stock image and use it for everything, and very occasionally as a reaction image, weird to see it in the wild
Jacob Thompson
Dont we all? I came on my 1911 just last monday
Hudson Stewart
Easton Rogers
Connor Scott
a slim, gray haired mistress with a body like a 20 year old. Strong and sleek with a soft southern accent
Cooper Gonzalez
I remember this thread.
Holy shit I feel old now
Blake Allen
When you dry fire and it breaks the pin.
Mason Stewart
I wish anything would give me a boner. I'm not a young man anymore.
Christopher Wilson
Get a lap dance
Jayden Perez
Cooper Nelson
That was twenty-five days ago
Jeremiah Morales
Twenty five days is a lot of time if you're 14.
Isaiah Reyes
don't include me in the screencap
Nicholas Cruz
This
Levi Peterson
Already completed
I feel like a god