Keys

How can a woman protect herself with keys?

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Lock her doors?

By putting them in the ignition and driving to a gun store.

Lock her chastity belt, but that might turns the rape into a murder.

say i'm walking home and i get attacked, what could i do with my keys if that's all i had?

Place them between your fingers like some faggot x-man and punch.

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Fucking this. Also OP, men who think their girls aren't actually girls.

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Put them inbetweeb your fingers like spikes. It’ll hurt your hand but also hurt whoever you’re hitting. But seriously, get a knife/gun/taser/pepper spray because it’s not that useful in the long run if you fuck up your hands

>insert key in vagoo
>rapist gets his penis cut when he tries to rape her

using them to open the gun cabinet

use the key to unlock the house that contains the phonebook that contains a listing of reputable firearms dealers in your area

Let a man carry them.

It's better to hammer fist with them.

probably fumble around with them, trying to make a makeshift brass knuckle out of it, then get robbed/raped/murdered.

Really, it's better to start running, than trying to turn keys into a weapon.

Put keys between fingers like Wolverine

Pepper spray is infinitely better than using shitty keys. Otherwise get a gun.

Throw them at the attackers and then draw your gun

>thinking this will work, let alone a woman can do it
Put the keys inside your fist and use them as structural support for the fist like a roll of pennies.

Last month it worked well enough for one girl.

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Load them into a shotgun shell and shoot them at the assailant?
(90% sure taofledermaus tested this)

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Very nice.

.22 cal keychain cannon.

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Blunderbuss.

It’d be way faster to just hold the key like a knife and jab the guy with it.

That seems like an ND waiting to happen.

Stab him in the eye

this isn't real, no one would ever make that right? well surely if they did then at least no one would buy it, right?

Absolutely nothing.
Imitating Wolverine is a dumb meme perpetuated by internet tough guys.

Buy a lock with a key. Put the key in the lock. Lock the lock to a chain. Now they can't steal your chain.

Dude was calling himself Jesus. Probably high as shit. Anyone else being attacked by a 120lb girl with keys would just restrain her little noodle arms after the first hit.

And even if the ND doesn't get you, the ATF will.

>tfw no one wants to bub post with you anymore

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Get literally fucking anything else.

A gun would be great, but some people don't live in free countries.

give the key to a white boyfriend so he can get into her house and protect her

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Would that not just be classified as a pistol? Is it the two barrels?

You cock it by pulling the ring back; if you accidentally did this (and it would take quite a stiff pull) the triggers are still recessed, so you'd have some chance to notice what you just did and decock it.

It's an AOW, because it's not shaped like a pistol.
>A weapon originally designed, made, and intended to fire a projectile (bullet) from one or more barrels when held in one hand, and having
>(a) a chamber(s) as an integral part(s) of, or permanently aligned with, the bore(s); and
>(b) a short stock designed to be gripped by one hand and at an angle to and extending below the line of the bore(s).

Move those goalposts a little further neckbeard.

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The inside of your fist functions like a backstop and allows you to apply more pressure than just holding it between a few fingers

Your a sexist homophobic racist

Put them in between your fingers and then break your hand
get raped
etc. etc.

Pepper spray, run are better options. Say you live in an area with lots of PCP nogs, then you should invest in a handgun.