Aliens invade Earth, intent on taking humanity off to be their slaves/pets. How much of a resistance could you meaningfully put up against them, and what would be your best bet for doing so, considering they likely have fantastic defensive and surveillance systems.
Aliens invade Earth, intent on taking humanity off to be their slaves/pets...
Nicholas Phillips
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Kayden Torres
SHOOT KNEES PROCEED TO FUCK.
Ayden Torres
Suffer not the Alien to live!
Adrian Gray
>resisting
>not joining them as a dedicated warrior caste in return for tech and planets to colonize
pfft ok
Ryan Rivera
Christopher James
The main question is:
To what degree are their bodies anthropomorphic?
Wyatt Powell
Probably not at all.
Brandon Baker
Another question then, do you mean to ask about individual resistance or humanity a a whole?
Kayden Baker
No chance. Just accept our fate.
Hunter Wilson
>to be their slaves/pets
life goals
Kevin Miller
Resistance against an empire capable of interstellar travel would be futile. They'd most likely sooner genocide us than just give up and leave us be.
Dylan Walker
Ey ma'boi how do I shoot these motherfuckers on my one?
Cid: WATCH ME
Ayden Mitchell
We need more information, whats their tactics? Whats their tech like? What stage of the "invasion" are we in? Where on the planet am i located? Tactics will vary widely depending on these variables
Isaac Taylor
kill the traitors first, like this cunt
Ethan Cook
does anyone have that pasta of the soviet space cannon that uses water, a copper disk and a nuke?
Noah Rodriguez
You'll have a hard time killing me when im using ayylium weapons and armor :^)
Oliver Bailey
>slaves/pets
When they turn their backs, we beat them nearly to death, rape them, and then kill them. Rinse and repeat until their all dead. Then, we still their ships and make their planet uninhabitable.
Carson Howard
>Tau
Lmao just get close and sneeze on em
Dominic Robinson
>aliens invade
>enslave humanity
>all seems good in their plan until their recon ships send back information on how retarded and useless humanity is
>aliens come and this time they drop a contagion virus into the atmosphere
>then simultaneously capture hundreds of thousands of people to convert into mindless cyborg slaves and reserve some to be converted into biofuel crops
>contagion goes well and humanity dies off in 3 years, all human resistance was meaningless and useless against it and only prolonged their deaths
>They place the captured and converted cyborg slaves onto Earth again
>force them to mine the Earth's resources for their entire lives and procreate to ensure endless generations of obedient slave labor camps on Earth
>aliens profit and create an exotic resort on Earth for all their Richards
>Earth becomes a beautiful paradise without mainstream humanity
>The end
Joshua Kelly
Aiden Richardson
>you will never be milked for your seed by a rich ayy lmao milf with big milkers
Jordan Sanders
Hope you enjoy being raped every day and having your freak of nature half-breed children sold off to the highest bidder you degenerate.
Luis Wright
A couple questions.
Is sex possible with them?
Do they look cute in maid outfits?
Jonathan Richardson
PURGE THE XENOS
Cameron Ross
>try to purge the xenos
>bullets deflect harmlessly off their armor as they disarm you
>put you in a petting zoo for alien children to throw popcorn at you
Be smart and just do what says
Caleb Butler
>How much of a resistance could you meaningfully put up against them
Considering they’re only 3 inches tall, and strobe lights put them into convulsions, I think I’m ok. Any time they get to bothersome, I call in a bomb threat or something, and go there to bask in the glow of the emergency vehicles.
Caleb Myers
What good is a warrior caste that surrenders to their invaders?
Ethan Nguyen
Thanks, I hope you don't mind but I'm going to save that image.
Jaxon Jackson
Good for keeping other humans in line and putting down human insurgencies. Think less "charging warriors" and more "internal police".
Ethan Richardson
Deny them the planet at all cost.
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Ryder Harris
Good job. You've become the combine
Nolan Thompson
Yes, but I get sweetass alien weaponry and equipment in the process. You can't tell me that isn't worth it.
Kevin Fisher
sage all anti-alien psyops threads. fuck putin.
Gabriel Watson
>tfw no buff gf who likes me for my [spoiler] personality [/spoiler]
Dylan Nguyen
>tau try to invade holy terra
Pic related
Easton Smith
Caleb Russell
Why would I want to resist?
Brandon Rodriguez
I think this qualifies as cuckoldry on an interplanetary, species-wide scale.
Daniel Lopez
Hey man, I'm only loyal to the guns okay? I don't give a shit about other people.
Jaxson Clark
>implying my life goal isn't to become the pet to some qt3.14 alien
Ayden Hernandez
I try to communicate how muh of a cat person I am. Knock off wverything from the table, hop on the table, then show them my butthole.
Angel Barnes
If they can cross interstellar space we have already lost.
Eli Lewis
>to be their pets.
Literally my fetish, but they're fucking with my country so it looks like I gotta choose IEDs over headpats. Bummer.
>Remember kids, the republic comes first
Landon Jones
>Aliens invade Earth
Yeah that's not going to happen. Planetary invasions are fucking shit
Jacob Young
/thread
Jose Rodriguez
>tfw no huge ayy gf
Mason Cook
why resist?
they must be doing it for the greater good
Evan Gonzalez
FPBP
Jason Perez
>"He who allows the alien to live shares in the crime of its existence."
>"If you can confront the xenos, look upon the xenos, even think upon the xenos, without revulsion, then you are as damned as they."
Christian Lewis
>freak of nature half-breed children
Don't you dare talk about them that way!
Noah Carter
But what if their weapons are lame and gay?
Jose Smith
>mfw this thread
James Nelson
Parker Roberts
The aliens are our friends. We just need to show them culture. Every other alien is subject to suspicion though
Kevin Thomas
I want to fuck the aliens
I don't care what they look like I just want to fuck them
Henry Cox
Keep faith brothers for the Emperor protects!
NOT YOU
Caleb Diaz
Don’t you talk to me or my rape babies ever again.
Caleb Gutierrez
FLAWLESS
Henry Flores
I'd sell out the human race for a shuriken cannon.
Bentley Sanders
>user prefers Eldar weapons
>user is now eligible for serviator conversion
Pic related
Camden Brown
Someone needs to start posting freaky ayy qts. I'll start searching for some myself.
Ryan Lewis
Brandon Reed
>our race is so far up our own ass that our rifles don't have rifling and are somehow inferior to laser pointers
Pardoning the couple cool guys like the Scorpions, Eldar are a bunch of fags.
Oliver Martinez
Found a few. Buckle up, boys and traps. Here we go.
Luke Lopez
nothing, nobody in this thread could do anything
small arms don't matter
Angel King
Blake Bell
Joseph Phillips
Anthony James
>implying you wouldnt be a sex slave
Sure user.
Thomas Perez
>not joining them just for the alien pussy
Nicholas Adams
>implying they wouldnt just make you a mindcontrolled rubber pup sex slave.
I mean, you wouldn't really have a choice.
Cameron Foster
>joining the Tau because it's Heresy
BTFO Xenos lovers
Easton Ortiz
On this day, the namefag wasn't a complete subhuman
Please continue
Levi Miller
>qt face
>qt body
>just slightly different facial features, color, or has tail
Come on, give me some real freaky.
>Hard mode: it's still qt.
Andrew Carter
>TAU
Punch them because we are physically superior
Alexander Garcia
>on this day these anons lost the right to have an opinion
In the name of the Omnissiah, stop
Landon Williams
>tfw no qt ayy trap
Isaiah Rivera
Gas yourself, neofurry
Dominic Adams
No we must go deeper, faster, HARDER! All for science!
Asher Reyes
>not fucking ayys
newfag
Joshua King
>aliens
>furry
Get a load of this fag.
Dominic Gray
I love ayys, it's the fucking trapfags I hate more than life itself.
The trapfag menace are just furries with dicks instead of fur.
David Sullivan
>ADA
>trap
Gas yourself, faggot.
ADA is the qtest gayy lmao this side of the Segmentum Ultima and she's not a trap.
John Taylor
I've been stuck in worse situations
Hunter Gomez
Kill dog. Put briefcase nuke in dog. Give dog and say it's asleep, make it breathe in a fake ass way, the heat decay of the plutonium is well enough heat to make it look and feel alive. Dog is taken on the ship and detonates
Asher Taylor
>hating traps
>on Jow Forums
wow you actually are a newfag
Mason Walker
I still cant remember a weekend I had with a hypnotist.
Hudson Richardson
>thinking he owns the board and isn't just a vocal minority that everyone else hates
You know who else thinks they own Jow Forums when in reality everyone hates them? Furries.
Parker Gonzalez
As long as I get best ayylien qtπ, I can live with subjugation.
Justin Parker
>hating on traps
>tries to change it to furries
summer
fag
Colton Anderson
>newfag calling out an old gag for defending traps
>mfw
Oliver Fisher
>literally too stupid to grasp a simple comparison
>everyone who disagrees with me is summer
True cancer
>assblasted trapfag continues to act like he owns the board
How does it feel to be this delusional?
Jackson Jackson
>damage control start
Adam Moore
>everything that disagrees with me is damage control
Absolute brainlet right here
Ian Parker
>tfw no gayy-lmao gf whose sole sustenance is your pussy juice
Andrew Collins
>forward compartments flooded.
Zachary Lopez
>this thread
Luke Hall
This is literally the only correct answer. Give in or suicide are the only real options
William Kelly
It's ok, we were all new to Jow Forums at one point or another.
Gabriel Thompson
This desu.
>get given old and busted alien tech
>they form you into a unit in their occupied territories
>tfw hunting down "freedom fighters" using outdated plasma rifles and small exo-suits while they still have AR47's and plate armor