What are good weapons to use incase of a home invasion

What are good weapons to use incase of a home invasion
Guns are out of the question Jow Forums

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Dragon dildo.

why no funs
>a giant wrench

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*blocks your path*

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If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be invading homes

Your spread asshole

>Guns are out of the question Jow Forums
Must suck dick being a UKfag. If you have any issues call your local imam he will handle it.

>Guns are out of the question Jow Forums
Try to escape out of a window or backdoor and run for your life. Unironically. Taking on an attacker with a fucking wrench is retarded, if he has a gun your fucked. If you are unarmed, your best bet is to get out of there and have the cops deal with that shit. Granted, they will probably make off with your stuff before the police arrive, but you won't be dead or permanently injured. Even if you are armed, avoiding conflict can be a good idea.

A fucking big angry dog

Heh, nothing personnel kid

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A flare gun.
>I’m defendunf this house... with no survivors

Crossbow, or a pot of boiling water

Him name is Vlastikinaov.

Him cruise missile and teeth.

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>What are good weapons to use incase of a home invasion
>Guns are out of the question Jow Forums

A sturdy door that is difficult to kick in, impact resistant windows, security cameras in place and calling 911

Pneumatic 2x4 launcher.

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As many Chihuahuas as you can find, but a minimum of two dozen. Their bark is much more annoying than any silly "Tibetan Mastiff", and you might lose one or two, but the pack can bring down anything.

I’d say a lightweight aluminum baseball bat. If you go full ape mode you’d probably kill them.

I keep machetes, hatchets, bats, hammers and knives in every single room of my house on top of having guns, a dog and security system. I'm always an arms reach away from a weapon.

>guns are out of the question

fuck your question then

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Lube

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>pepper spray
>aluminum bat
>just about anything else, pipes, wrenches, sword faggotry
>tasers/electrical weapons, guaranteed you will fucking die if you use these. I would rather use my bare hands because at least I wont have to process the thought of dropping the plastic crap and readying up to fight when it doesn't fucking work.
in order from best to shit. I recommend a combo of spraying the adversary then beating the shit out of them with the aluminum bat

>shoot one shot

>miss

fuck

Not everyone is American Jow Forumsommando

fuck no, unless you're good at throat/eye/heart shots

Whatever you use to take down the door. I’m partial to a cordless grinder with a cut off disk. Two plunge cuts throught the latch and dead bolts, and I’m in. Homeowners will back the fuck up when you come at them with a grinder. Except that fucker with a weedeater. Who the fuck keeps a weedeater in their living room?

some guy is developing a self defense weapon classified as a toy in germany, if you're interested. looks pretty deadly
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That thing is nuts yo

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Sounds to me like you need a Nigger-Be-Good-Stick

Otherwise, a good KSG would blow his brains out

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Bear mace, tazer, a baton.

>he lives in a shithole that doesn't have gun rights, or is too poor to afford one

But then you'd have to clean up user.

>Not everyone is American Jow Forumsommando
you didnt say that with the appropriate amount of shame, subject

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Rocket

With Rambo Style exploding bolts, yes.