>wake up
>it's 1984 and you're in a small town in rural Colorado
>look out the window
>see the soviets are invading
what does Jow Forums do?
Wake up
Brayden Sullivan
Isaiah Wilson
Put my return to sender sticker on my nugget
Jackson Brown
WOLVERINES
Luke Martin
Grab my Colt A2 sporter and go innawoods.
Lucas Parker
Sit there laughing because the Soviets are dumb enough to waste resources on a flyover state
Juan Thompson
>Home of Space Command
>Home of Cheyenne mountain
Colorado is of great strategic importance to US command and control. There's a reason they put it in the middle of the US.
Xavier Jenkins
Still a fly over state. A diamond in a turd mine isn't worth the resources spent looking for it
Blake Clark
Whats a better target then, oh Grand Marshall of the Lay-Z-Boy.
Caleb Baker
>see the soviets are invading
>what does Jow Forums do?
shoot some fucking lonely about to be cut off communists who are 10 000 kilometers from beginning of their supply chain
Jace Sanders
Wait it out and use my knowledge of the events of the next 30 years to shape the future.
Machine guns for everyone :DDD
Jaxson Jones
Jack off on their big gay heads.
Joseph King
So what great land of no airplanes do you hail from faggot?
Brandon Reyes
Yeah, polluted cities with blacks and jews are the real crown jewels.
Lincoln Evans
This could work.
Jordan Stewart
Carter Sanchez
Unironically help the Reds in anyway I can.
You have no idea how much I want to burn this place down.
Better Red than Dead (inside).
Charles Flores
>what do?
>grab Pecheneg
>give a cry of URA!!!!
>join their advance
Fuck Colorado
Ryan Gomez
check on stockpile of boolets and condoms with which to fuck lea thompson and/or jennifer grey
Julian Martin
>commie
>dead inside
Checks out.
Ian Morgan
commies can't be alive because commies arent people
Owen Hall
Well given that they've reached Colorado
I'd say the US has lost, or is at least losing.
So either I'd "join" the commies and create a resistance from the inside, or form a small guerilla group with the Express purpose of fucking up absolutely everything for the commies. Blowing up bridges, power grids, fuel lines. Etc. Make it an absolute attrition filled nightmare as I doubt myself and my comrades could actually stand up against the entire might of the Soviet union in formal combat.
Start making chlorine and phosgene, set it off in their camps. Make napalm, burn fields and commies alike. Etc etc.
If I joined them I'd fuck with the clerical side of it, muddle numbers and make things administrative nightmare. Duck over supply manifests and shit. As well as slowly try to form a guerilla network because that way sounds more fun
Alexander Davis
>user is Burgerboo scum
>mfw
Dylan Hall
don't complain. my body is ready.
William Robinson
>Unironically help the Reds in anyway I can.
Fucking this. Communism is american way
Jackson Robinson
>Tfw I'm from a small town in rural Colorado
>Tfw my highschool mascot was Wolverines
I shit you not, was great.
Eli Cook
Channel my inner McVeigh and spam IEDs and car bombs until they get tired and go home.
Carter Price
Why are you so suicidal? You know you couldn`t do jackshit, it is only reasonable to honestly collaborate with your liberators at this point
Zachary Price
>Looking for it
Nigger everyone knows where cheyanne mountain is
Logan Moore
>reasonable to honestly collaborate with your liberators at this point
Git out
Nathan Hill
>Communism
>American
>>>/reddit/ >>>/germany/
>inb4 go back to Jow Forums
NatSoc belongs in those shitholes as well. America is the land of the free and home of the brave, not the land of the cuckunist and home of the Natsoyboy
Noah Wood
Begin street sweeping procedures and physical removal activities.
Robert Gomez
Why?
Brayden Rogers
why Quisling was executed by firing squad
Connor Young
Start sewing SS skulls on my collar, grab Total Resistance get out by night, kill every commie, kike and non white alike. Make Colorado as white as snow while making occupation a bloody nightmare for the soviets
Brody Cooper
Communists can't be liberators.
They are slavers.
Josiah Green
>Commie Invasion
Target Practice/Human Wave, and other guerilla attacks before US Air Force brings hellfire.
Thomas Powell
B E T T E R
D E A D
T H A N
R E D
Colton Young
Underrated
James Reyes
Fall asleep inside my cozy mountain lodge, dick still inside Leah. Wake up, fry some eggs and slug some black coffee. Burn pinkos alive in their "armored" vehicles
Collect Slavshit
wash.
rinse.
repeat.
Kayden Hughes
Yall can keep Jennifer Grey
Ryder Phillips
Jackson Nelson
Yeah, let's ask the Latvians and the Pollacks and the Estonians and the Ukranians and the Czechs and the Lithuanians and the Georgians how well commies can "liberate" anyone.
James Evans
Daniel Adams
Aaron Martin
If Jow Forums was around in 1984 then everyone on /arg/ would have full retard ARs
Ethan Myers
Gabriel Turner
Ryder Moore
Laugh as they get lost in the woods after sneaking past the US Navy with space magic. IF any of the soldiers even make it to a town they'd surrender by sheer desire to live. It would give me reason to take pity on a Russian Soldier and accept his unconditional surrender. The Reds would be lucky for more than a thousand survived at all by the time they got to my town.
Dominic Turner
Jace Smith
Think to myself "I bet those boomer faggots in the future won't love socialism so much now".
Then figure out a way to kill a russian so I can have a sweet ass AK.
Dylan Clark
>tfw live near west point
they do have a point (no pun intended)
Hunter Kelly
have fun evacuating the city and being put in refugee camps faggot
Brody Hall
underrated
Lincoln Scott
same
Jordan Kelly
>thinks he won’t get shot in the back for being a traitor
Unless the reds take you in witch they wouldn’t you’d die pretty quick and nobody would care or notice.
Josiah Scott
>Communism
>liberate the oppressed
Pick one
Zachary Edwards
Grab my AK and join them.
Owen Diaz
>Grab m1 carbine or Colt SP1
>Go innawoods
Samuel Garcia
Daniel Sanchez
Grab HK91 and head towards the mountains.
Practice extreme McCarthyism.
Justin Bailey
skulk around battlefields looking for free guns
Thomas Parker
He isn't wrong about Gatlinburg being awful. Everywhere that isn't his trendy neighborhood isn't Gatlinburg though.
Benjamin Hughes
oops, just realized I assumed xer's gender
Carson Johnson
This, the only thing communism liberates you from is the fruit of your labor. I like owning things.
Chase Price
Michael Torres
After the reds that macially made it to the US are dead, captured, converted to capitalism then Congress better relax a LOT of gun laws.
Ryan Ward
>fashwave
>in 2018
dead meme
Angel Morris
Andrew Baker
>not understanding superior burgerwave
Isaiah Ramirez
>implying anarchy is bad
You're a fucking bootlicker and you aren't welcome on this board.
Easton Powell
>using google results and not making your own OC
ask me how I know you're an antifa faggot
Adam Lee
The alt-right is fucking retarded, and controlled opposition focusing on identity politics and other non-issues. Libertarianism/anarcho-capitalism is the true redpill.
I hate all forms of collectivism.
Colton Parker
The best characters in Fallout are the old US Military robots
Anyway the only correct answer is to physically remove commies via high caliber rifle at considerable distance. One at a time.
This.
Dylan Cox
>being so narrow-minded that you can only pigeonhole people who use retrowave style as alt-right
you are like a little babby
anarcho-capitalism enables right-by-might. the natural human collective created by capitalism must be self-aware and able to protect democracy for the masses.
Isaiah Miller
Anarchy birthed this nation. The good kind, the agrarian leave me alone to prosper or fail in this wilderness I'm taming kind.
Alexander Young
>burgerwave
I really want this to be a thing.
Daniel Evans
don't let your memes be dreams
Colton Ward
just hide in the woods and not care
atleast the blacks will starve
Luis Smith
Grab gun go inna desert and wait
Henry Morgan
Grab M14 and go innadesert
Lincoln Davis
Assuming they actually put boots on the ground in Southeast Alaska I go full Viet Cong on them. If they don't I try to travel to the PNW or Southcenteral Alaska and go Viet Cong there.
Anthony Brooks
dumb frogposter
John Smith
Are you french by any chance?
Jaxon Harris
>identity politics
>non issue
Blood and soil are literally the ONLY things that matter.
Benjamin Bennett
>Not using your unique geographic advantage to take the fight to their shores with a ragtag team of neo Jow Forumsastner's Jow Forumsut-throats.
Sebastian Cooper
Poke a bunch of holes in their soft fleshy bits until they stop being alive.
Luis Flores
Wait 5 min. as they all defect and line up at the local restaurants for food they have not had in probably weeks.
Landon Hill
fine example of fpbp
Nathan Parker
In 'rado you'll find trees, more trees, then permafrost to the west, unless youre referencing the cold as a desert due to no rainfall, but then youd be wrong because rivers sprout from the rockies
Isaac Howard
>what does Jow Forums do?
Laugh as their soldiers walk into a supermarket, immediately undoing a lifetime of brainwashing, then subsequently defecting, forming a new White Army, and reinvading Russia.
Then go back to furiously applying for tax stamps for full fun gats.
Colton Young
Seeing as I live in CO and I'm a marxist... join them, obviously.
John Sanchez
I don't even really care about communism, I just love the aesthetics of communist militaries. That is enough to earn my admiration.
Asher James
>Laugh as their soldiers walk into a supermarket, immediately undoing a lifetime of brainwashing, then subsequently defecting, forming a new White Army, and reinvading Russia.
MFW the Soviet Union can't invade the US without their soldiers realizing how shit their country is.
Austin Perry
I'd rather be a malnourished Soviet citizen than an American hamplanet.
John Hall
Remove reds in any way possible. Like The Troubles mixed with Fallujah tier. Constant bombings, guerilla attacks, snipers nobody will ever find. Channel my inner mick/camel jockey.
Carson Green
Grab a M16A2, yank out the burst trigger, and go full auto. Then shoot Soveits with M855 and laugh as it performs exactly as designed.
Jace Peterson
>shoot Soviet soldier
>take his AK-74, throw M16A2 aside
>bask in the glory of the greatest weapon system ever designed
Isaiah Robinson
>fly over states
>not producers of everything
Enjoy starving in the cold you fucking moron.
Michael Peterson
I'd take Jennifer any given day over Leah
Logan Morris
Or this. But I like M855 better than 7N6, fragmentation is fucking NASTY.
>t.Marueen that was in Fallujah