Your planet has been Designated for absorption into our glorious Order
Reconnaissance has reported that you possess crude space faring vessels and we have come to the conclusion that you are far inferior to us in terms of technology, meaning you likely have yet to even come close to developing weapons on par with ours
The image attached to this message is an example of our most advanced piece of equipment issued to our invasion forces
These devices apable of creating a localised eruption of fire and metal fragments sufficient at buckling any known form of body armour within our empire
I'm fairly certain that you monkeys wouldn't even stand a chance against our powder rifles
>Humans BTFO ayys >Steal and adapt ayy starship technology >Spend the next millennia on a crusade to conquer the galaxy I like this.
Angel Walker
As good as this would be, space travel requires a firm grasp on physics and advanced artificial materials. Once you understood energy transferal, eventually someone would use it for a gun, and the skills and materials gained by building spacecraft would lead to standardization and mass production.
Christian Morgan
Its illegal to make pipe bombs and other dangerous explosives like that that fragment.
Asher Campbell
>Space faring Ayyy's >capable of traveling VAST distances through empty space between solar systems >most advanced weapon is crude hand grenade/ powder rifles shiggydiggydoo
Isaiah Phillips
Humans are just space orcs.
Hudson Lewis
He’s larping this short story about these small, bear-like spacefaring creatures that come to Earth using 1800’s tier technology and promptly get slaughtered, pretty good read, wish there was more honestly
Tyler Gomez
We already have a God Emperor, and he's got a bigger black powder iron granate than you.
Turtledove plz. Gate is a better fic, we don't get any hawt elves or monster girls in your "alternate history" that just so happens to ignore huge chunks of history just to make socialists look good.
When I was younger I thought Turtledove was awesome, but rereading Guns of the South showed how badly that book has aged, it's World War Z teir now. WorldWar was actually pretty good, minus that one fucking U.S. traitor that told the Race who nuked them. Believe me, if I was in charge of the CIA I would spend ALL AVAILABLE resourses to find that fucker and kill his whole family.
Carson Morris
They really, really need to just remake the Gate anime so it's not absolute dogshit this time.
Angel Ramirez
Your hubris amuses me
This image is of a Scattergun, our most powerful handheld powder gun
Give me an example of your primitive Infantry armaments
If any of them can outperform ours I will formally surrender, but knowing you fleshy weaklings that'll never happen
So please bring your feeble technology to my view, I'll wait
>collective shit losing of the entire command structure
Connor Collins
F-fine you have delayed the annexation, for now a-atleast
(Shouted to a random deckhand) WHAT THE FUCK DO WE TELL THE EMPRESS NOW!!!?!??!
Christian Wood
Yikes. The thread was neat until now. This is tumblr tier rp. Go be a faggot somewhere else.
Isaac Garcia
>be me >relaxing at home naked while cleaning mosin >BOOOM >wtfishappening.jpg >look out window, see lines of ayys armed with blackpower rifles and grenades >itshappening.gif >grab glorious mosin >smash down door with power of a thousand Russians while screaming "CHEEKI BREEEKI IV DAMNKE" >Soviet national anthem playing from outside stereo speakers >ayys thoroughly confused as they have not encountered resistance as of yet >confusion turns to panic as a naked man with a massive erection, slathered in cosmoline and stripper clips, begins shooting >every shot seems only to make my erection longer and stiffer >once out of bullet, fix bayonet >charge ayys and skewering 2 through the head and begins fucking the hole >ayys hurriedly retreat >go back later to retrieve bodies, find me fucking the survivors whilst drinking homemade 90% vodka >ayys leave and never return >mfw
actually an interesting idea, a space fairing, super advanced alien race COMPLETELY underestimating how much humanity has invested into military and weapons technology
to them, advanced tech would be shit for space travel and stuff because on their planet the first dude to invent a "sharp pokey thing" took over the place and they just focused on other stuff
>Donald knew about this >The space force was planned a long time ago. >You are living long enough to go on the great crusade to join your fallen ancestors among the stars
>I'm fairly certain that you monkeys wouldn't even stand a chance against our powder rifles
fyi they could be three and half meter tall and carry rifles closer to size of light artillery for humans, getting hit by 75mm musket ball isn't fun at all
> Once you understood energy transferal, eventually someone would use it for a gun Not if they never came up with powder. Remember we invented it by accident.
Andrew Hill
Do you have snake girls?
Connor Parker
>Not if they never came up with powder. Remember we invented it by accident. Bow and arrow? Javelins? Slings? Catapults? Trebuchets? 1 millimeter infantry railguns?
Alexander Cruz
>Its illegal to make pipe bombs and other dangerous explosives like that that fragment. Why don't you send the cops to space then?
>Turtledove plz. sounds more like Empire of Man by John Ringo/David Weber, except in this the aliens did not posses the means of traveling to stars on their own en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empire_of_Man
there's an HFY piece that is pretty much this exact scenario. i'd post it, but my version is too large of an image for Jow Forums.
it's name is "the road not taken."
David Morris
"I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this *grabs Minigun* is my weapon. *lays both hands covetously on Minigun* She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. *looks intently at viewer* It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."
I am prince D'Shawn, Kang of Detroit south side. Yo wallet has been designated for absorption by my crew, lest you want to catch hands. Y'all better check you ass befo i wrek yo ass Who you callin monkey punk?
Nah, unless their gravity well is fuckin pathetic they would need to invent mixing an oxidizer with fuel in order to get into space. Black powder is essentially the same kind of chemistry. The mechanics and metallurgy involved in building a space ship ensure that they could make guns.
I am aware that there are lots of autistic details here that separate me from experts. Doesn't mean I'm wrong. There's no way a space faring civilization would be able to travel between stars but not know about chemical energy and have a fine understanding of mechanical engineering.
Yep youre right, no way we can beat that. Now why dont you come down out of orbit so we can begin the formal surrendering process and paperwork and all that
Cooper Perez
In the story, anti-gravity turns out to be something so retardedly simple that most civilizations discover it around the iron age.
Leo Reed
>anti-gravity turns out to be something so retardedly simple that most civilizations discover it around the iron age.
This begs the question: who goes to bed naked and coated in enough cosmoline to glue Mosin stripper clips to their body in case a happening occurs while sleeping?
Nathaniel Jackson
You don't?
Joshua Thompson
And this begs the question: Where the fuck do you think you are. This is standard practice among Jow Forums slavaboos. AR fags are different but we dont talk about them here
Evan Roberts
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