R.I.P. Steve1989MREinfo

R.I.P. Steve1989MREinfo
he ate an entire vomlette and the accomanying scone. I am almost certian that he will die

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The veggie omlette was incredible, boot

>tfw the next generation will never have to endure the 5 fingers of death

Chicken ala king was popular in some groups, repulsive cold though

>5 fingers of death
aint got shit on Beefsteak with mushrooms
>training in the field
>my squad comes back to the assembly area
>rest of the platoon alrady rat fucked the MRE cases
>nothing left but beefsteak and shrooms, and cheese tortellini

My local winco has veggie omelette MREs for less than $2

Back in the day when squadmates would swap the MRE sides to make at least ONE palatable meal? I need to find one of those unofficial official MRE cookbooks someday.

Dude. its all hype. Theyre great

Cheese tortellini was good. Beefstick was....edible. You had to doctor it by crushing it in the pouch, and adding any powdered creamer and salt you could find. Turned into a passable something.

The fucking veggie omlet. I just ate that shit cold and tried not to think about it.

It was my Dad's favorite. He was a Marine infantry officer and would actively trade to get more of them.

Oh hey, I found it, but it looks like it was done based upon the mid-late 80s MRE menu. Good luck finding a lot of those in circulation. 720mpreunion.org/history/index_assets/mre/MRE Unofficial Recipe Booklet.pdf

nice!

Stop living in the south you faggot piece of shit

Honestly MREs aren't the worst out there. After about e0 minutes they all leave the exact same chemical after taste. After about a week or two of eating them they all kinda have the same flavor that lingers in your mouth. They taste a little more distinct when you use the heater but when you're living in the desert and they store the cases of MREs in the sun it doesn't really matter.

someone translate this millennial speak for me into english

Steve eat entire unpopular MRE
I think he will die because of it

Found the neverserved

Those are some pretty funny Beetle Bailey illustrations. Was this Tabasco's doing?

almost unpleasant

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Never seen this guys videos before. He's hilarious.

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For a guy who eats nothing but out of date rat poison hes in great shape.

Nah, he'll be fine
His farts though will rip the paint off the walls and cause 1st degree burns

He works landscaping so not hugely surprising.

He ate boer war rations, he will be fine.

He's an avid outdoorsman, which is where his mre interest came from

Is.. Is he immortal? Is steve some kind of demon?

He is mortal but his stomach is a god

Said no servicemember, ever, in ever.

Pricks like you got best breakfast discontinued

>best breakfast
They ferment. MREs are not supposed to fucking ferment. As much as I like getting drunk, you food is not supposed to be alcoholic.

>He cannot appreciate superior flavor and texture
yeah it was flawed, but that was a preservation issue, not a recipie one

I have a case of nutrient goo that I've been waiting to offload to somebody, and somebody who thinks the MRE omelet has good texture or flavor is the perfect sucke-I mean, customer.