You spot this man holding this innocent woman hostage while going through her purse in an alleyway

run like a pussy

> teleport behind him
> nothing personal, kid

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>I failed the newfag test: the post

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Tell him hes in a gun free zone and to respect the rules.

Not my kin, not my problem.

Laugh, hes just taking back his credit card.

>deploy bouncing Betty
Anti-Personnel, kid

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[X] owned
[ ] not owned
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Walk away

OVERPENETRATION!! DOUBLE KILL!!

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seems like a personal matter best not get involved

And here I thought summer was a meme

more

Wait until I finish going through her purse, then tell him to let her go. She didn't have it. SHE DIDN'T FUCKING HAVE IT, MAN! YOU SAID SHE WAS THE ONE WHO HAD THE FUCKING MERCHANDISE! ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCK WITH ME?

How do we know she's Innocent?
She could have broke the NAP first

Unzip my pants and start masturbating and loudly sigh and say "Here we go again." And just continue until I blow my load or he blows his load into her head either way it is a win for both of us.

"Let's not turn this rape rape into a murder scene"

>be me
>See pic related
>Pull out my Cheytac Intervention CC from my edc hiking backpack
>Climb on dumpster
>540 noscope
>Boom headshot
>Tip fedora for m'lady
>360 outta there
>Alley cat and I become range bros

Walk away and call the cops to check his carry loicense since in this country only security and police are allowed to carry.

>360 degrees
Fucking KEK

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Help him out. If he needs to use a gun he's obviously new

Holy shit who are these newfags what the fuck

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Shoot him, if I "accidentally" shoot her as well, I get double loot.

This is a good point. If he's got a gun, clearly he's in the right. After all, it's illegal for civilians to have guns. For that matter, it's illegal for him to rob her, so clearly there's a misunderstanding and she's the criminal.

it's summer alright

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I carry SAPHEI just for this occasion, the round goes through her hopefully missing any vitals and then explodes inside the bad guy.

No no. You turn 720 degrees and walk away

Finish going through her purse to find valuables

I fucking love when this happens
I like that image, can I save it?

>Jow Forums falls for babby's first metabait
Why is Jow Forums always 3 years or so behind all the other boards in bait technology?

Jow Forums is the easiest board to troll

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>iwasjustpretendingtoberetarded.jpeg

Like 99% of people typically do : just walk away and pretend nothing happened.

>No, you can't
you didn't pass penis inspection day

Be gone new friend

>I'm not a newfag, I've been here since 2016!

>why am I walking inna city
>why is that guy white and dressed like a college kid
>why is his airsoft beretta 92 clone rusted
>keeps on walking, maybe even gives a polite nod.

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>easiest board to troll

What is /mlp/

this has to be bait

I don't know what's b8 or not b8 on /mlp/ anymore.

If the only people allowed to keep and bear arms are government agents, you're going to have to wait for a government agent.

So in other words I'll do nothing. Picture related.

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>falling for metametabait
The ride never ends, friendo.

If he's holding her like that while also searching her purse, then it's obviously my duty to purge the multi-armed mutant scum!

Clearly I'm looking at a mirror, I'd just go back to robbing and raping her. Then kill her.

Underrated.

>See this
>Calmly sip double-macchiato creme supreme, sighing
>"Let me enlighten you, BUDDY..."
>Vile gunman stares in confusion, the sexism blatant on his face
>"This is [spoiler]a gun-free zone"[/spoiler]
>Gun implodes on itself, disappearing in a shaft of light and the faint scent of burning parchment
>Tip to the rescued lady as the authorities apprehend the college student, too polite to ask for her number
>MLK's face appears in the sky and winks at me

oh...oh! that's my fetish!

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>pop-quiz hotshot
ehh.. take her out of the equation.

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You have a really pronounced forehead desu

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Finish going through her purse and leave with whatever is valuable enough

only on Jow Forums

>Pull out gun
>Provide cover

What if he has aids?

That's why he carries tactical condoms.

Not really... It's kind of a generic post

>Shoot him in the leg
>Become the hero soccer moms and niggers want but not need

Probably try to get a sneaky shot on him. He's not well positioned.

Fucking newfag

The absolute STATE of summerfags

>about 25 yards with a 10mm.
I'd shoot him in the head.

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falling for the bait

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Shhhhh...

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Well done

start calculating the value of pussy vs the cost of a lawyer. multiply by the pain in my ass from dealing with the dead nonviolent amazing guy's family... and walk away.

Cute

Fuck both of them?

She's a brave powerful woman she can handle it.

>metabait
Back in my day when dinosaurs walked the earth and Snacks was still around, we called this "damage control".

>Draw my 1911 chambered in .22lr
>fire one round into his skull
>Bullet bounces around turning his brain to mush
Easy.

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>You spot this man holding this innocent woman hostage while going through her purse in an alleyway
>What do?
Look behind me.
Look at the roof line.
Watch my 6.
Draw weapon and point at him.
Say, "Hey, watcha doing there buddy?"
If he moves his gun towards me shoot him in the head with my pinpoint accuracy.

Either:
He shoots her in the head and I've lost nothing
or
He doesn't and I rush to help her up making sure to accidentally grab her boob in the process.

Rape the innocence out of her.

>whip out my trusty 1911 out of my pants
>oops hold on i gotta take off the safety
>let me just rack my slide, cant always have it loaded for safety
>teacup grip my 1911
>my trusty .45 acp will come in handy
>pull the trigger my wrists barely stay intact
>bullet penetrates the head of the woman, i might have shot off target
>the woman's head explodes
>the concussive force of the .45 blows away the purse
>as well as the man too, his top half is missing
>my 1911 didnt cycle correctly hold on

Ask for her when he's done.

>Shoot them both
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