Transfer to a new unit

FPBP

Blow the faggot up with a claymore and say it was an accident.

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not only is she a certified rifleman
but she is also jump certified

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She could probably beat the shit out of half of Jow Forums in a fist fight so I would be happy about my new battle buddy

>she

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see

Still a dude. Stay butthurt trannyfag.

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Are you saying uncle sams paperwork is wrong?

Shoot him and make it look like a straight orgasm.

I wouldn't mind my new battle buddy as long as he/she/it performed better than the battle buddy I used to have, a half Russian 130 pound shitter twink that I constantly had to carry the gear of since he was totally exhausted by marching and carrying his stuff for any amount of time

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if everyone carries his shit how will he ever build the stamina to carry it himself?

I've seen his penis

Through long training sessions in the barracks.
Women can have penises too, user.

her penis user, you've seen her penis
get your pronouns right shitlord

>gosh user thanks for coming out to the rifle range today :3

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If he collapsed or halved his walking pace out of exhaustion the whole squad is slowed down a lot more than having me carrying 20kg extra, for the mission it is better having him somewhat functioning with those who can, carrying extra

Like my fellow men in my unit, I fuck the ever-lovin shit out of my battle buddy, but unlike others, I don’t pretend it’s not happening or have a sense of shame for it.

desu she'd probably be able to help improve my technique

Frag the subhuman

>Women can have penises too
Return to Tumblr, vermin

>killing someone this qt
oh you

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Return to your echo chamber, TD.
This is our board now.

Burn it

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This. I dont want no THOTs in my unit.

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fuck him till he cums screaming

>fuck her till she cums screaming
fix'd

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Talk shit about their choice to use a condor fucking plate carrier instead of saving meager E-4 monies for something more sturdy, possibly American made.

you don't wanna know what she saved her money for

Has this fucking abomination never heard of PERSEC?

Nut inside/on it at least 5 times a day.

no need when you're leaving

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>those man hands

>I can tell what gender a hand is by their thumb and the tips of three fingers
Quiet, bigot.

Start regretting life now because you are a POG.

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>consider just how bad it would be if you as an officer were to fuck one of the enlisted.

>realize that it would be completely worth it.

You can though

What does 2 fingers mean? Is that how you finger his boipucc

>fraternity
Even he admits he's a dude.

>implying you wouldn't just leave her bound ready for round two

>Play Ass Ketchum,
>Ass Ketchum
>Ketchum
AIDS

To be honest I know a bunch of people with shitty persec and opsec but there's not much anyone actually does about it.

Getting jump certified is one of the easiest things to do. Literally anybody can.
>step 1 jump
>step 2 bend your legs to better absorb the impact of hitting the ground
>step 3 learn how to pack your parachute
>step 4 jump out of plane
>step 5 use parachute
Congrats now you are jump certified.

probably bait but either way kill yourself nigger faggot.

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>a literal plebbit meme from r/thedonald
kek

>women
user, I...

I’d fuck it but ketch would have to wear a lot of perfume and not speak

You forgot some parts
>step 3.5 learn to sit on the tarmac for 5 hours then go back inside because jump conditions are not good enough.
>step 6 Run back to the meeting spot after landing.

What's with the dead cat? Context?

she'd have to moan, pretty loud

>not wanting a squealer

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Ignore the mentally-ill faggot and sage his threads.

No, you can tell by ring finger length to index length but there will still be outliers. With that image you cannot tell the gender from their ring finger's tip, pinkie's and thumb.

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I mean, how loud would she be with a ball gag in desu? I'd assume pretty fucking loud.

Someone shop it to say "HIV POS" on helmet

A million times this.

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I want to kill this subhuman piece of shit so fucking much...

I want to fuck her so hard, just a few nights of bondage and she'll be begging for more.

no you dont silly

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Yeah, I want to choke them with my cock.

Not gay, but would shoe Ketchum real violence of action, in the pucc

anyone have a link to her twitter, or if she has an AD twitter?

Look at those eyes, completely devoid of anything resembling human thought.

These animals need to be put down.

I thought they weren't supposed to allow the mentally ill in the military?

reddit.com/user/xmobius1x

I knew America was doomed when this disgusting worthless faggot wasn't fragged in a freak "accident" the moment it began disgracing the uniform.

>look at those eyes

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Anybody know what gloves the other guy is wearing?

>we cant let the mentally ill into an organisation intended to kill other people on the orders of politicians seeking base geopolitical motives and score cheap approval rating points at home

You are a disgrace to the uniform and the service and I would volunteer in an instant for a firing squad to have all of you sodomite filth purged forever.

I don't really care about the efficiency of the ZOG, but it's pretty comical how much we spend on hardware just to just to have clowns behind it.

>trying to purge people trained to use firearms

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What is Katyn Forest?

>fucking big daddy cav on the shoulder
I can't wait to get out of fucking Hood.

Thanks

There's nothing you can do user, I'm not the only one here into assfucking, you'll find a large amount of people that are in the military. We've already won.

>Officer
>In the US Army
>Trained to do anything except push papers and suck as much Communist social justice cock as possible

Our fucking SecFo has more firearms training than you ground-pounding cocksucking retarded pieces of shit, "sir."

>those eyes looking up at you mid-nut
yes

Thank God the last mentally ill subhuman that announced intent to transition in my squadron was hazed by the crew chiefs into suicide.

We don't tolerate their kind on the Flightline.

post more, I'm making an folder

Why haze their ass when you can glaze it?

sorry im not gay

the absolute state of the amerimutt military

Ketchum isn't an officer you fucking retard.

>all these closet homos getting upset over the sight of a qt3.14(male)

How does it make you feel that your world is changing no matter what and all you can do is be angry and die with your obsolete morals and values?

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Ketchum is an E-4
That's not an officer
Congratulations on exposing yourself as a poser acting tough who is not in the military and doesn't know shit

this narcissistic, pathological, bait

I'm talking about the worthless faggot that wants to fuck that thing you ASVAB-waiver diarrhea-chugging nincompoop.

theres nothing gay in having a deep emotional commitment and relationship with a woman user