Who on Jow Forums wants to walk on a nuke base and fuck with some ICBMs?
-Door sensors showed doors closed when they were actually open.
-Base personnel didn't challenge visitors on bases without proper badges, allowing access to secure areas.
-One base didn't use antivirus or other security software.
-IT staff didn't keep a database of who had access to the system and why.
-Security cameras didn't cover the entire base.
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>muttforce cant do x
great thread user. dont expect anything to change until they are 100% a straight white male force (which will never happen). at least when they did this in the 80s it needed to be world class special forces who resorted to torture to do it
>40032513
Are those two fucksticks wearing warning layers under their flaks? Is this allowed?
I also talked to some old boomer who's job it was to check up on nuke storage. He also complained that the air force was always fucked up.
>waaah waaaaaaaaah some people prefer to be warm when it's cold out!!!! DADDY STOP THEM REEEEEEEEEEEE
begone crayon eater, you're what's wrong with the military.
This is why they do these periodic checks on security. So these issues can get fixed.
If you really want to be scared, read Command and Control.
What? Upholding good order and disipline? You're right. We should let niggers do whatever they want in uniform.
How much effort would it take to get past this one?
Its not against regs to wear cold weather gear. They're not in formation, they're in a work setting being briefed. If they were in a formation they would need to all be uniform.
Stop being a dumb faggot.
HOLY FUCK
>good order and discipline = not letting people wear the proper clothing
go back to boot, boot.
Post your face when the USAF
just misgender the sentry and climb over while xir is bent over in tears
>-Base personnel didn't challenge visitors on bases without proper badges, allowing access to secure areas.
So I can walk right up to these faggots and pass them by depending on how I'm dressed?
faggots in OP's pic look like homeless bums in the shittiest uniforms i can imagine.
The russians got us beat in that dept.
dat gorka...
challenging a POC is a hate crime. you have to pick the lesser of two evils you know?
are you saying that every gate guard on Russian bases have gorka? That's just dumb.
Russian uniforms look like ass and the USAF is phasing out ABUs. That fleece is comfy as fuck though.
I love the sounds of your agony as you get left behind in the past
How would you get past this to get those nukes, Jow Forums?
you can walk into any military base or secure location with a orange vest and a clipboard no questions asked
How would you distract her to get those nukes, Jow Forums?
>not walking around base with a clipboard in your hand to get out of sweeping for 8 hours and have no one question you or better yet energetically ask if you need help with anything
>i forgot my ID on base
lol the thigh strap cant even fit her
I have heard the USAF Security Forces is the best defense oriented fighting force the US has. Would they really be able to stop a Solid Snake type from getting past them, especially with the body types I am seeing posted ITT?
I cant
The nukes are guarded by a separate force that have .50s trained on anyone who crosses the line.
I do not miss nuke security one Fucking bit.
>guarded by a separate force
A separate force that doesn't challenge strangers on their way to getting some nukes, as seen by the OP's articles. Bravo.
Throw a snickers in the opposite direction I'm heading, that bitch will whale after it fending off anyone who would dare eye it
>flaks
Air Force has the funding to get real pcs. I believe they use Tyr.
Snake isn’t immune to bullets, and they have LOTS of bullets
>he thinks just because someone got near the silos they are able to access launch codes and launch a nuke by themselves.
Brainlet plz
You think a s-vest is enough to detonate a warhead? The dune coons probably could launch it even with the codes
>pls gib moar monies to maintain mission capable systems
oldest ploy in the book senpai welcome to govt spending
None of them actually accessed nuclear material handling areas, just some of the facilities on base. At no point we're they able to access launching systems or weapons systems.
>that French manicure
dear lord, this is why people make fun of the air force
at least it looks like you didn't have to deal with any thots
I live in ND. Do you really expect our SF guys to run around in nothing more than ABUs and a plate carrier when its -30f out? When it's so cold that exposed skin will get frostbite in less than 10 minutes, less with windchill?
Jesus.
Rules change after boot, you would know that if you graduated
Wedio is that you?
Nukes don’t blow up based on thermal heat you moron
3 piece spicy
No
g-g-g-guys? I reall like those plate carrier coloros. why do teh stripes make it look cooler than digital?
Got any greentext stories to tell?
i got one
>have to escort families to see their husbands who returned from underway
>wait around in px parking lot for family with major PR spokemans to show up
>escort them for 10 min drive
>big old shindig snacks and soda
>major thanks us
>stay their for 15 mins
>all the husbands and families leave asap with their familes
>whole cases of soda and pizza untouch no superivison
>take the pizza and soda in our humvees and run back
>share them with the guys back at the cp.
>get heartburn from pizza sauce and puke
>mfw when crohns
found out i cant eat anything with tomato sauce from then on.
Not a nuke base but SF related.
>come back to base drunk w/ other airmen
>dd sober so we're good
>gate guard had left over pizza and gave it to us
>everything went better than expected
>No nametapes
>No rank
>No beret flash
>PEQ2 on M4 with ABUs
Nice stock image
>The wrinkly old E4 cock with hands in pockets
Lost
fuck the Air Force it should be dissolved into the navy why the fuck do we even keep it goddamn
You salty about something?
HOLY FUCK BOYS WE FOUND WALDO
wtf is wrong with you? I'm sure as shit not wearing cold weather gear on top of my rig, if thats what you are implying.
>security cameras didn't cover the entire base
I remember when our WSA had all of its cameras and alarms replaced, only a handful of cameras looked outward with the majority of them facing inward to catch the SF slacking off.
Never forget that these inspectors are full of shit. I remember one inspection where they pulled an exercise where they ran up to the WSA while pretending to be bulletproof. They paused the exercise, went into the area, then walked to the far side, about 30 yards from a storage door. They resumed the exercise, sprinted up to the door, and declared that we failed to protect the nukes.
Another time, they were going to make a mounted assault.
While driving their rental car towards the WSA (from the other side of base) they got pulled over for rolling a stop. The SSgt issued the driver a ticket. They turned around and went back to their lodging. Then they issued us a failure because the LE patrol failed to prevent the attack they never conducted.
The saltiness comes from his shipmates jizz.
Jesus christ
I work at a large power plant and because of NERC-CIP regulations we are required to do all the shit listed in that article. Physical access controls, vulnerability patching, multifactor authentication, and so on. If we don't we get fined huge amounts. And this is just for making sure power stays on the grid and we don't cause major blackouts.
And yet with fucking nukes they don't do any of this shit?
they had to do some pushups thats punishment enough
porck chops
is that why theyre building like a 500,000 square foot " training facility" building at the Minot AFB? so they can do outdoor training indoors?
I work as a civilian on an air force base. Security forces is a fucking joke. I've literally accidentally unlocked the wrong door with my keys and saw an m249, m16 with a grenade launcher, some shotguns and ammo.
Fake news. How do you “accidentally” unlock a patrol vehicle you faggot? Also SF doesn’t use shotguns for security.
His life sure went downhill it seems
Wasnt a vehicle. And I know what I saw. It was a shotgun. Keep crying bitch nigga.
>trust me bro
Keep changing what you posted to sound cool on 4channel, faggot
now try to find his chin
Post CIB/CAB/CAR or shut the fuck up
>-Door sensors showed doors closed when they were actually open.
Idk
>-Base personnel didn't challenge visitors on bases without proper badges, allowing access to secure areas.
Secerrrrity forces waiting to Chris Hanson some chink or ruskin spies
>-One base didn't use antivirus or other security software.
It's all old floppydisk shit. No USB ports, no external connections.
>-IT staff didn't keep a database of who had access to the system and why.
Yeah, so the specific important dudes on base can't be identified on facebook and swarmed by (((russian bots))) into divulging sensitive info.
>-Security cameras didn't cover the entire base.
They got dudes with rifles? Cameras could be hacked unlike 60's doomsday bunker tech.
Keep getting mad. It happened whether you believe me or not. Security forces a shit
I mean a SF team or a well placed spy could sabatoge a missile. If he fucked up he might detonate rocket, but most likely just cause a structural failure that prevents it from reaching space. That's a BMD defense system for the cost of a few operatives instead of a billion dollar missile or laser. Sleeper cells, infiltrators, spies.
What are the towns like that are near these bases? I expect they'd mostly be little country towns of a few thousand people. What's their population? How long have their families lived there?
Leftmost front: is that a can of mace on his shoulder? Please tell me it isn't. Also, whats up with the triple magazine pouch?
Third from leftmost front: nice Pilot fountain pen sticking out of his leg pocket, but is that really effective camo?
Fourth from leftmost front: why does she have a shiny-assed key hanging from her armor?
>I do not understand layered defense
>I think MS-DOS is a valid security mitigation strategy
>Cameras? Who needs cameras, we got gunz!
Just spitballing man
thank god for europe. they have the only real fighting force left in this world.
>Are those two fucksticks wearing warning layers under their flaks? Is this allowed?
Yeah because the military is sick of dealing with cold weather injuries because retards don't understand that cold isn't just mental. That's why Fort Bragg has the highest rate of cold weather injuries for the entire US Army.
>why does she have a shiny-assed key hanging from her armor?
that goes to the black dude's chastity device
Probably, man. There was a day in 2016 when Minot was colder than the fucking north pole.
Really low quality bait. Mods please delete.
I fix the shit around the missile but regularly work in the LF’s. I wish they would replace all this 1960’s Boeing crap that needs constant babysitting. Granted this shit wasn’t mean to last 50+ years without a serious overhaul to the weapon system. Also the officers almost always fuck while on duty.
the cold weather gear bitching has me rolling.
>snowy rainy day in formation
>some guys have goretex on some go fuck it whatever
>hard ass nco whos wifes cheating on him and is in financial trouble tearing us up for not being uniform
>take them off right now
>goretex guys bitching to the point of mutiny
>stand there for 30 minutes in the rain
>gunny comes out in full goretex (even the pants kek)
>briefs us for 2 minutes
>about to leave
>pauses and goes why arent you dumb asses wearing goretex?
>leaves
>field day until 3 am
hahaha
how do I join the airforce and get to carry a weapon day to day like those guys? seems comfy plus it's not a boring desk clerk job
marcinko was a chad but his video game sucked
That was quite the turn. Welp
Security Forces
just looked them up, seems pretty cool. I'm going to research how competitive it is and whether or not I'd prefer it over basic army enlistment or college
Tbf with the anti-virus that is retarded in this case. Basically no anti-virus is going to stop a sophisticated actor on an offline network from doing their thing since it's almost entirely signature based.
And if they somehow implanted a controller which would be absurdly difficult and advanced to go undetected by anyone who knows how to check...
Well teh anti-virus would be useless for that
This story is painful and should be used for those who want to join
It's not competitive at all. It's for retards. Go ask about it in the enlistment thread
They're just MPs with a different name
oh. i need to get better at detecting what's propaganda and what's not but that's on me
OK well just know that 99% of security jobs in the world ask that you can stand somewhere and have eyeballs. The bar is low for most guard roles in anything, gun or otherwise. It's also super boring unless you're doing sketchy or dangerous work
how do you get the sketchy or dangerous work?
Its a flashlight
I dont think hes to worried about being found
and that key is a handcuff key
get out much?
By having done a lot of boring shit work and getting training to show you're actually able to do the job if things go wrong.
Lots of stuff overseas would get fucked with if not for contractors just having a presence.
There's no easy road to actual cool stuff man. If you want to go to some shithole and dick around just go infantry and get all the training you can and maybe you cN get a gig with a company who guards valuable resources or people. Maybe.
Or just fucking go rangers or Seals idk
yeah, shaniqua in the army and all the flip navy trannys really are the epitome of professionalism
>56%
You don't need to launch the nuke... Just being able to tamper with it a fail in security. Also, while you can't hotwire the warhead without it self-destructing (think dirty bomb, no shroom cloud), you can definitely hotwire the rocket. Both open or closed silo door are bad. Closed - you just lost the silo. Open - Ruskies and Chinks start to open the nuke briefcase.
The silo and misile computers predate MS-DOS by at least a decade...