I have a girlfriend

>I have a girlfriend
>she's real
>she wants to do hunting with me because she's my real girlfriend
>bring 50 cal innawoods with my gifriend who is real
>gf sees a group of foxes running through the brush
>OOOOMGGG user LOOK AT THE LITTLE FOXES THEY'RE SO Supa KAWAIIIII ＼(^ω^＼)
>fire rounds into the crowd of foxes
>one fox explodes into a fine bloody mist, another gets its leg blown off and limps away
>girlfriend is crying buckets now
>it's ok girlfriend-chan it's the circle of life
>my real girlfriend stops crying and hugs me as hard as she can
>we start making out
>she starts stroking my cock as I'm running a bore snake through my greasy barrel
>ooohh your cock tastes so good oni chan
>start fingering her ass using CLP as lube

Cont'd...

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OP is telling the truth. I was squirrel hunting and saw the whole thing.

What inspired you to even type this up and post it?

>>I have a girlfriend
>>she's real
How big is her dick, user?

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how much do you like fruit snacks

thas rite dis da trooth

Jesus. Took me too long to notice

cont'd?

>be me
>make shitty greentext
>someone makes a thread trying to call me out
You want a pic of the bag of meat? A pic of the gun? The shells?

Tinestamped picture of dead duck on girlfriend's head or gtfo

Unfortunately she’s several hours away ATM

Where is McNiggerator at these days? I haven't heard anything about that guy since the militia standoff.

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He fears getting V& for his role in the showdown and is laying low.

MCNIG IF YOU'RE READING THIS WE NEED YOU

I hate how I recognized Bailey Jay instantly

Dumb nigger but I give him props for figuring out captcha

In Canada?

That's true because I saw you there, I was shooting my hi-point uphill just behind your ford pinto.

Oh, you were that guy? I was the dude sighting in a poverty pony using an old fridge as a target

Oo I love fruit snacks

Canada is an experiment propagated by the UK and the USA, it is not a country. And no, she isn’t a moose lover.

>Where is McNiggerator at these days?

He has been laying low ever since Jow Forums found out that he's literally a gay/bi furry who fucked one of the most hated Jow Forums-tripfags ever.

Plus Jow Forums doesn't like niggers these days, even the ones that are for our cause

If I was him, which clearly I am not. But if I was I would tell you that I can't post myself here ever again as part of my deal.

If a GF would kill something she just described as cute, should she have children?

You sound like a womb grabber.

Yes

dude wake up wake up , THATS YOUR SISTER

can someone tell me a bit more about this guy?

u gay