How does Jow Forums fight off an invasion by the forces of hell?

How does Jow Forums fight off an invasion by the forces of hell?

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You don't

Prayer every day, and living virtuously. Hell literally cannot overcome the Holy Spirit. Read John 1.

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Deport the Jews.

Anger.

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Lots and lots of preemptive rape.

shoot at them until they die

Simple, they are rage and terror incarnate, so you must be worse. Rip and tear, until it is done.

Unless we are playing H-doom, none of the demons are remotely fuckable

We already know shooting the hell out of them works.

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>Doom
Shotgun and Chainsaw.
>40k
You die.

Shotguns seem pretty effective

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This desu. There's not much a hearty shotgun slug can't kill.

I piss Holy Water.
They melt in contact.

magnets

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Both barrels.

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impse proves otherwise

Squirt guns with holy water.

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I have never gotten this glory kill. How do you do it?

Sounds like a fun workout.

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Its from Eternal.

> be a politically incorrect as possible
> manage to survive

The “mortally challenged” will eventually start eating their own

See this is how you get raped to death with a bone saw while your long deceased and decomposing grandmother masturbates TO and WITH the resulting gore and offal.
Dont do this kids.

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Joke's on you, my grandmothers were cremated just for this situation

00 Buck

Tell them to go back to California.

Show them how much of a cat person I am.

>jump on table
>knock everything off
>show them my butthole

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

you need the get the berserk power up and attack the imp from the front

What's the matter hun, you don't like the suicide pact?

pure hatred and a big gun

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An 870 Magnum, fire resistant suit, and sick nasty parkour skills.

With water guns and my dick

Anger, a chen saw and a double barrel shotgun.

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