I have an idea for April fools' day but idk if it will get me kicked out of my local range
>have realistic looking full auto co2 .177 bb mini uzi, pic related
>want to dress up like a 1980's cartel member: hawaiian shirt, wife beater, aviators, greased back hair, mustache, etc
>go to local range, set up target at like 5 yards, pull out BB uzi with magazines pre loaded
>yell something like "SAY HELLO TO THE BAD GUY" before magdumping
Only problem is April fools' falls on a monday this year so I probably won't get that many laughs. Also range stories thread I guess
I have an idea for April fools' day but idk if it will get me kicked out of my local range
Yikes
>at indoor range
>shooting k31
>havin a great time punchin shamrocks at 100 yards
>black dude comes in with pelican case covered in geissele, trijicon, magpul, etc stickers
>pulls out a fully gucci'd SCAR17 with suppressor, ACOG, the works. Probably close to a $5,000 setup altogether
>think "oh cool", mire from afar
>as I'm taking my last shots of the day, see something bouncing around downrange
>moments later, aforementioned black guy is looking around all the lanes with a confused look
>ask him "lose something?"
>"yeah man i think i shot off my suppressor"
>point downrange
>sheeeeeeit
>RO's call ceasefire while employee runs down to get it
>suppressor has a big goose egg & split down the length of it
>Yikes
Go back to ifunny, underage b&.
Similar story, not as bad though
>on pistol range
>shootan happily
>out of the corner of my eye see something fly downrange
>look two lanes over
>tall, fat, awkward looking guy with cargo shorts & new balance shoes standing there with the frame of a ruger LCP in his hand
>the entire spaghetti supply of italy pouring out of his pockets
>RO calls ceasefire, retrieves slide, barrel and guide rod
>apparently the pin that retains the slide snapped in half causing the slide to sproing itself downrange when fired
>offer to let the guy shoot a mag out of my Luger
>he mumbles something unintelligible
>gathers the remains of his pistol and leaves, presumably never to return
Lol how do these things happen? Is the pin snapping in half somethingthat can happen to anyone? Was the suppressor not screwed on or something??
>at indoor range
>have a barret M95 and nothing else to my name at the time because fuck why not
>bought it used with 200 rounds of 50 and a shitty scope for some reason
>trade scope for EOtech552
>mount as far back to me as possible
>go to range
>set up target at 10 yards
>in my mind its simulating 1000 yards
>fire round
>break backstop
>probably ripped a hole in the building desu
>RO is pissed as shit
>but_they_didnt_stop_me_at_the_inspection.wat
>never allowed in again
well you know what? You inspected it, you said it was ok and you fucking let me pay for it, set up and shoot so fuck you ass holes.
Haven't been here in years.. is this fresh pasta?
i mean i've told this story a couple times but I don't copy/paste it
Ancient pasta
Posting cringe to this degree should be a bannable offense
Lol my local range is rated for 50bmg, I’d love to try it sometime
Post m95
Get out
>faggot
He can't because he doesn't have one obviously
Shut up OP you have literal autism judging by that “prank”
hahaha epic mate the 3 boomers shooting will die laughing at such a funny prank
>plinking at outdoor "range" on public land
>plenty of other shooters that morning
>figures, NFL season was over
>the volume of fire made for ample opportunity to break out the automatic
>casually unload 30 rounds over the course of 15 second
>only after the mag was empty did I notice all other fire had ceased and I had a dozen and a half pairs of eyes on me
>as if a rattle gat is such a big deal or something
>their fire resumed after I made it obvious I wasn't gonna unload another magazine with them all silent waiting for me to give myself away to any authorities listening from afar
>some old dude eventually walked over to talk about his interest in an FFL
>as if though I was a compliant cuck who could council him
God, I wasn't expecting so many greens among firearm owners to ruin the fun
>at indoor range because don't feel like driving over an hour
>Saiga with 4x POSP and a 1917 Gewehr 98
>they don't want me to shoot the Gewehr because there are children here
>ruin shooting for them forever
Fuck off, tikes. Guns are expensive enough.
That's fucking retarded.
Tell the boomers you bought the gun somewhere around San Francisco from a black man for $50 and tell them that after you bought it he said that "please take it away, I don't wanna see that gun ever again after the drive by".
>Any kind of prank involving firearms
Don't actually do this
Don’t do this. This is how you get blacklisted from every range in your area
Do that, but eat a banana before you start, and drop the peel on the ground. Then when you start shooting "slip" on it and swing across the firing line. See how many people you can tag with BBs (ricochets count!).
God I fucking hate niggers so much. All niggers should be banned from owning firearms. And then rounded up, given concrete shoes, and dumped into the Mariana Trench.
>shooting at indoor range
>putting rounds through my SKS, finally unfucked the magazine
>see something bounce downrange
>it was my bayonet
the retaining screw walked itself loose and the spring shot the bayonet downrange about 5 feet. RO laughed and called a ceasefire, let my go get the blade, spring, and screw. we both had a laugh about it and talked about how crazy SKS prices are in NJ
pic related, the rifle in question
Based. I'm surprised they didn't immediately call the cops on you. Gun owners are the biggest cucks in the world.
The greatest april fools joke seems to have been forgotten. On april 1st 2003 the Iraqi UN ambassador announced the US had used nukes against Iraqi forces. After everybody was all shocked and in disbelief he said it was just a joke. Years ago I managed to find one article about it but it has since been deleted. It definitely prooved that Arabs are capable of humor.
I vaugely remember that and I vaugely remember a cnn news anchor looking like he'd shit himself.
If that guy was shooting an expanding bullet which expanded too fast, it would cause problems for the suppressor.
> park at 50 yard outdoor range
>throw on PC
>fags all laying down
>talking about how hard it is to hit a fucking pie plate target while standing
>throw on ballistics mask
>cease fire
>wife puts up target
>step up
>fags stare at me
>cease fire ends
>fire standing up
>fags start commenting about creep mask
>reply "Creep that can shoot standing"
>Wife laughs at fags
>RO claps
Just joking. There was no RO.
>expanding bullet which expanded too fast