Go to gun range

>go to gun range
>forget it's Opposite Day
>have to serve the crab legs
>have to watch RO shoot
>have to get fucked by Range Trap

I hate Opposite Day.

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>have to get fucked by Range Trap
Wait
That’s not normal?

>have to get fucked by Range Trap

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Do you at least get to keep the tips at the end of your shift?

I was also under the impression that fucking the range trap was quite normal...

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Fucking the trap is normal
Getting plugged by her isn’t
Usually you have to pay extra for that
So Opposite Day has it upside, too

You misunderstand.

Opposite day is worth it to see the look on the brass Jew's face when he has to give away free ammo tho.

>Her

I bet it was more than just the tip

Does this mean traps ARE gay on opposite day?

Yeah. And pranking the Range Jester.

This has never once deterred anyone from posting Trap shit ever.

Yeah. Her. The dick is a feminine penis.

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Of coarse not. You wear socks on opposite day. That makes it not gay.

Also because its opposite day, you get to look her in the eyes while she pegs you. Totally cancels each other out, man.

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After observing you all for quite a while, I conclude that this thread is specifically for no-guns to mask the fact that they do not, in fact, own any guns. At this point it's reddit-tier humor.

no more crab legs
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How about you go suck shit out your own asshole faggot

>gatekeeping on a honduran slingshot aficionado image board

After carefully reading this comment it's obvious the poster is beyond retarded and needs to be rounded up with the rest of his ilk and gassed to death

>the noguns cries out in pain as it strikes you

I got an Aug A3M1 and a bunch of AKs and ARs.

Go an hero ya fuckin nolife.

I assume you conveniently don't have any pics to back that up.

I dunno guys, I think I like opposite day more.
Also I really suggest you guys don't bully the RO like he does, resentful faggots can't be professional about it and sent my cop range buddie to the lead mine for jaywalking on the rangelines.

don't even engage with the teenagers. If you don't give them attention they go back to their discords.

>Just got his first gun and thinks he's special
Gunnit has guns too you would obviously prefer it there since these threads are a board staple or try arfcom.

It must be exhausting taking Jow Forums so seriously.

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whatever you say noguns

Get target grips for your model 10 user, they're so much fugging better that you're gonna want to put them into everything else.

I want to keep the Victory model as-is. If I get a classic Model 10 I'll customize that one.

>That pic

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>get a thank you kiss on the cheek from the range trap for helping him shave his boihole in the showers
>now everyone thinks you're a faggot
Screw you assholes, outside the range we're just friends who go out to dinner, hang out all the time, and are thinking about moving in together.

Failed my penis inspection today. What is the best way to commit suicide?

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Wash your goddamn penis, user. Or don't wash it, I don't know how your range runs things.

>have to get fucked by range trap

Haha, I d-definitely wouldn't enjoy that haha

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Don't ever post that image again.

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What's with the crag lag meme?

I hate when my target fucking shoots me.

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What's with the crab leg meme?

>crag lag
I saw it, fag

>crab leg meme
I want to know too

"Meme"? What kind of low-rent range doesn't have a crab leg station?

Fuck off and lurk
This nigga knows

How are worthless threads like this not deleted

Crag Lag Fag

Due to stampedes on the crab legs, my range replaced them with buckets of popcorn shrimp and fried fish.

Worst bit of meta this board has ever seen.

>calls everyone reddit
>replies with reddit-tier autism

clockwork

>replaced crab with shitty fish sticks and frozen popcorn shrimp
>due to stampedes
So that’s what the range ((((baron)))) told you, eh?

>range rapist immediately sniffs out the normalfags that are there only for instagram pictures and goes for them first
They bought me some crucial time to bug out of there

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>tips
eh, last time i checked THIS IS AMERICA!
25% mandatory minimum tipping here, but we arent poor communists so...

>crab legs
>meme
do you live in california or new york? i bet you can smoke at the range either.

>mfw I go to the range snack bar but my boy Robert is on vacation

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We lost 9 people in the last stampede, including the friendly range negro, and before the dust even settled we had brass jews rifling through the pockets of the dead for loose ammo.

Reminder that unless your range does the 3 for 3 cigar challenge during 3-gun competitions it isn't worth shit.

Sorry man. Let's delete it to make room for yet another "what tactical shoelaces do you guys recommend" or "is anal Jow Forums approved" thread

>wut shoe laces
DIY 550 cord obviously
>is anal Jow Forums approved
Not so much “approved” as it is “necessary”

>have to get fucked by Range Trap
Haha gay. My range just uses a reverse trap instead.

Just throw shotguns and try to hit them with clays.

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Shit, I'm supposed to tip?? I assumed gratuity was built into my annual range dues. Do you think thats why my range trap always phones it in during the after-shoot poke-n-play?

See

>assumed gratuity was built into
what is this, the olive garden with a party of 6 or more? get some class man, sort yourself out.

BIG.
MEATY.
CLAWS.

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>Not enjoying the fact that you own the brass mines for the day too.

getting fucked by the range trap is a every day thing op. not just opposite day,

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curious and a question to those of you with money or lived on a crab boat/in Alaska:
How does fresh king crab taste? Any different from the frozen already cooked stuff the rest of the country gets?

fresh king and dungeness crab is some of the best food on the planet. its super rich, sweet, and tender.

Guns aren't the only thing discussed on Jow Forums, cletus.

Fresh King crab is one of the richest foods out there. It's pretty damn salty, but the texture and the size of the meat is amazing.

Snow crab is the sweetest crab, but it's small and harder to eat. One giant leg segment of King crab has more meat than a whole snow crab.

Threadly reminder that gay/k/ is worst/k/.

Do you actually eat the crab you catch though?

>he puts his dick in a masculine vagina
That's fucking gay, dude.

I love Dungeness. Been a few years since I went to Oregon, but we'd pull our daily limit out of the bay damn near every day. Damn good eating.

Look on the bright side, OP.

On opposite day, you get to steal all the brass from the range officer.

>On opposite day, you get to steal all the brass from the range officer.
Hi nogunz

It's all gay Jow Forums, son. You're just in denial.

No, fruity. /lgbt/ is for you and your kind.

Nah, he's right. Jow Forums is pretty gay all around.