Itt we name things /K CANNOT weaponize

>take hotdog
>use an apple corer to core out the middle of the dog penis
>shove a stick of dynamite in there

>cut in half
>put in blender
>add pink food colouring
>add cyanide into mixer
>blend it all up
>serve as a strawberry milkshake

>fling extra hard at someone
>also fling brick at them super hard

>inject concrete into the center using needle
>let harden
>throw at somebody
>also throw brick right after

>wait until someone yawns
>sneak up behind them
>shove dog down throat
>also throw brick at them

You can weaponize a dick right? What’s different?

Today I have this new shooter I made that uses a blank gun to accelerates a hot dog to lethal velocity. And because it shoots the hot dog over the barrel instead of through a barrel, it is legally a toy in Germany.
LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES!

you can sharpen almost anything, if it's at the right temperature

I can shove it down your throat and make you choke on it like your mom did last night

Stuff it with anthrax faggot, done

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Fill the hot dogs with nitroglycerin, it’ll explode when it’s cooked, dropped, etc.

i remember when i put a hot dog in my shotgun barrel and pulled the trigger. good stuff.

I can hide an ice pick inside of it....

Freeze it and whittle it into a shank
Kum & go actually has excellent dogs

Hell yea joerg

Freeze it, then put it in this hotdog gun

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>force muslim to eat hotdog
muslim commits sudoku for consuming pork
>force hindu to eat hotdog
hindu commits sudoku for consuming beef

Nothing worse than a roller dog

Put a spike through one of the ends then launch it out of something akin to a potato gun.

Thinly veiled strap a hotdog on your gun thread.

Put a V8 engine in it and no muffler. It'll mow down lawns and zoomers' dreams at unprecedented levels.

>Freeze hotdog in liquid nitrogen
>Load it into a 20mm sabot
>Fire at hippies

Pretty sure that would do some damage.

Take off bag and deflector, run over pea gravel (must be side discharge)
>captcha tractors

I beg to differ
youtube.com/watch?v=23B017ZVIx4

Poison it

here

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There's that mad lad japanese guy on youtube who makes insanely sharp kitchen knives out of random shit, e.g. smoke, bismuth, bread.

Piss soaked rags

>eat it and poop it out at high velocity
*ftfy

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Fill it with tanerite
Wear leg protection

stick razor and aids blood in it

>collect fireants
>find the big ones with the big stingers
>cut the stingers off of all of them and collect them without damaging them
>collect hotdogs
>give the now stingless ants a mercy death and give them a proper burial
>insert the stingers in each hotdogs
>make sure to make it so that any bite taken from the hotdog will result in consuming at least a handfull of stingers
>go and discreetly place the now weaponized hotdog in each hotdog seller's hotdog bin and enjoy as people eat your hotdogs and scream in agony as their insides are being stung by fire ant stingers
>congratulations, you weaponized hotdogs

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Hoobidy Doobody

or ketchup gas

you can choke on pretty much anything, anything you can't choke to death on is either big/heavy enough to drop on/bludgeon someone, or can be frozen to a cold enough temperature to be solid and do all those same things.

say no to bun control and relish freedom.

Coney 2020

>can't weaponize a round projectile
Fucking plebs.
youtube.com/watch?v=yULo6aowqqA

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Freeze hotdog, load into surefire trainer can, fire blank

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An inmate could hide their shank in it and stab someone with it.

Or just punch them in the throat hard enough to crush the airway. You've not made the wiener a weapon, only yourself a wiener.

This is how much of a newfag you are

youtube.com/watch?v=zMRp7SOulXU

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Put razor blades in them

Nazi WW2 conveyor belt that forcefully shoves a special glue infused lil smokie into their airway and dumps them into a landfill where they all writhe and choke to death, and liquid shit and vomit kills the survivors, before used firewood is also thrown in to scald the remains.

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Existential dread

Freeze the hot dog then shoot it out of a high pressure air gun.

sause ?