I would choose a jar of peanut butter, can of baked beans, jerky, and a lemon
If Jow Forums was making a militia, what would household items would you choose from to issue as MREs
Jonathan Morales
Ryan Ortiz
>MREs.
I would issue supplemental rations as they are available.
optimal stock pile MRE is a normal MRE. MREs can be made at home, although C-ration derivatives keep longer but are tasteless.
Oliver Smith
A bowl of rice, cold rat meat.
Sebastian Campbell
Cock meat sandwiches
Levi Barnes
canned tuna, water bottle, prepackaged crackers, and gum.
Zachary Lopez
Daily MRE contents for members of the Bluegrass Milita:
>3 packs of ramen noodles
>1 can of sardines
>2 cans of Vienna sausages
>2 poptarts
>1 rack of crackers
>3 cool aid powder packets
>1 can of peas and carrots
This is what peak MRE's consist of.
Ian Watson
A lemon
a 1 ounce bag of sugar
A tall glass of vegetable oil
Samuel Gutierrez
ramen is hard to make in the field though, your militiamen are going to be crunching on dried noodles half the time
Jacob Morgan
Humans can sustain mass and energy on only half an egg a day alone, so I'd give my soldiers an egg every two days to keep them moving.
If they were really good soldiers than maybe they'd get two eggs, one a day, but they'd have to be really good and active fighters to warrant a whole extra egg.
Michael Thomas
Copenhagen, Jameson, a 2TB hard drive of porn, and a bunch of skittles.
Because that's all you need to keep people happy. Have them stand in formation for a few hours to keep them angry enough to kill people.
Austin Barnes
>Household items
>as MREs
Decorative foam fruit bowl, hand soap, bar soap, pet cat
John Robinson
delete this crap, faggot. fucking kids making shit threads for some dumb fucking reason....
Eli Miller
My guys would get a beer ration, just like the Roman legions. That'd keep 'em happy, and it has enough complex carbs to keep them going for awhile.
Jacob Clark
>choosing things people have allergies to
Zachary Parker
>sustaining mass
>at a severe caloric deficit
I'll just give my soldiers whatever this guy's smoking, they'll be too stupid to ever realize they're hungry.
David Hall
Vacuum sealed beef jerky. Protein bars 4 each soldier or actual mres.
Christian Cook
Sauce on video?
Elijah Perez
I'm surprised nobody mentioned cum brownies yet
Owen Bennett
>theweakshouldfearthestrong.jpg
Jackson Green
Charlie squats inna bush
Charlie git stronger
James Phillips
no idea
Jonathan Jones
with a little luck soldier might find a swiss army knife inside
Michael Phillips
Multivitamins and perhaps bilberry-lutein herbal capsules. The multivitamins make up for the lack of nutrients and the herbal capsules are good for the eyes.
As for actual food and beverage:
1. Boxed water (less phthalates undermining testosterone levels)
2. Jerky
3. Bag of nuts
4. Prepackaged crackers
5. Peanut butter
6. Canned tuna and salmon