Natural Selection >boot carrying the Carl G. ammo exploded
William Walker
Don't Ask Don't Tell >Pop your black cherry
Benjamin Lewis
Gunslinger >Complete 20 combat jacks
Jason Gutierrez
A Waste Of Time >Have more friendly fire casualties than enemy fire casualties
William Nguyen
Chestburster >shoot a retreating enemy
Ricecooker >torch a village
Nicholas Sanchez
Bladder Commander >hold your piss the entire sentry shift
Asher Thompson
Chemical Warfare >unleash it on the enemy
Brandon Young
Super Hero Landing >Crush an enemy beneath you while falling from any height
Lincoln Howard
Jurassic Park >Destroy a museum while piloting an F-22
Jacob Anderson
There's a snake in my boot! >Hide Full Autos in the caskets of the dead to ship them back to the US
Asher Turner
Fuck Geneva >commit every war crime in existence
True Italian >switch sides when things start to look bad for your side
Like my great-grandpa! >survive through the war only using equipment designed before 9. November 1918 likes of which we're used in WWI
Valiant knight >behave well on occupied teritorry; don't rape nobody, don't steal people's property, don't kill civilians who aren't part of a resistance movement etc.
Dalton Trumbo >get wounded in such a way that you can't neither: talk, hear, move, see and otherwise function as a human being except you're concious and completely self-aware (for those 2 lazy 2 google this is a reference to the book Johnny Got His Gun)
A Man of Culture >learn a new language
Zachary Walker
>Paranormal investigator Open fire on shadows in the night
Thomas White
Logistics novice >Use second canteen as piss jug
Saving Pvt. Grylls >Drink from the piss canteen
Trust but verify >Get piss tested three times in one week
45 Club >Receive three article 15s during career
Biggus Dickus >Get male SHARP instructor to laugh at sex joke
Titus Vaginus >Get female SHARP instructor to laugh at sex joke
Anthony Sullivan
ANTMAN >Successfully weaponized any ants by any means necessary
Jack Gonzalez
PERKELE! >overdose in the battlefield
Kayden Baker
>Idle Hands Manufacturer and detonate 3 mre bombs.
James Long
The Hand That Rocks The Cradle >get Jody pregnant while in service
Ryder Cook
Nigger >if it’s not bolted down, it’s mine
Leo Jones
>poorfag Obtain your first mosin
Christopher Gonzalez
Girl Next Door >Acquire a war bride from the local populace
John King
Eyes on the prize >get hired as a PMC for one side and switch sides when they start losing
Ethan Thomas
Leaf blower >kill ten Canadian
Aaron Price
kek
Dominic Cox
>Holiday In Cambodia Fuck an Arabs wife, don’t forget to pack her home...
Robert Kelly
Get Out of Here S.T.A.L.K.E.R. >successfully complete a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. challenge Get Out of Here, Stalker! >successfully tail your oneitis without her or her boyfriend finding out
Dominic Myers
Animal Whisperer >Get the FOB dog to bite your Squad Leader
Nathaniel Cook
Smuggler >Get alcohol or any other contraband into/out of country
Oliver Thomas
Just as the founding fathers intended >Get a kill with a black powder weapon
Christian Gray
>Turkish Gas out your first Computer Science room with your dreadful BO
Logan Fisher
Hate speech >Protest for guns in the UK
Nicholas Brown
Weekend at Bernie's >Use an enemy body as a prop
Ryan Brown
Missionary >Cause a Sand nig to convert to Christianity
Chase Phillips
De Beers >Make a necklace of ears "Bonus" >Sell that necklace for way more than it's worth
If a tree falls... >kill all surrendering combatants colonization >impregnate a female noncombatant We got em >plant a weapon on a dead civilian Kebab Roast >set a towelhead on fire The Reich stuff >get a kill with a dropped MP44
Michael Lewis
Artillery Qualified >while moving, hit a bystander with a piss bottle Hogtied >zipcuff anyone Look Ma, no hands! >kill someone with an antipersonnel mine Cattle Rustler >kill local livestock
Dominic Lee
Smells like... victory >10 kills using napalm/fougasse mines.
Catchphrase! >make a one liner after a kill
Now you're just asking for it >eat a Charm
Jose Reyes
>colonization
My great-grandfather got this one with a Jewish refugee girl during WWII.
Payday >Steal from the wallet of the person you killed.
Gabriel James
this sounds like experience talking, user......funny as shit too
Oliver Johnson
Not poor but... >Defeat an opponent with any gun below 1$
Luke Hughes
Man I Love F***ing >Succesfully teach a prostitute how to use a gun Fecalicide >Shoot your own poop for no apparent reason Diamond hunt >Get or create a militia mainly composed of blacks Not intended for children >Create a weapon made from toy parts (no nerf or legos) Animal I have become >Shoot yourself with a tranquilizer dart Balk dental plan >Brush your teeth with gun powder and oil Old Mc user had a gun Ian, Ian, oh! >Own a weapon that Ian hasn’t show yet
Charles Bennett
Uh oh... >Get flanked
Gotcha! >Successfully ambush 1 or more combatants
Fuck it >Sit down, relax, smoke, eat and hydrate during a firefight
William Howard
Toyota wars >make 25 stunt and tafeet with Toyota hilux
American tax dollars >wear 5.11 gloves and use m16 as primary and get a kill with laser guided missile as Isis
Zachary Thompson
LT Dan >Survive the war >Prerequisites: have relatives or ancestors die in different wars
Connor Stewart
Battle hardened >Get hard-on during a firefight
Welcome to the dangle zone >You and your friends end up fighting without pants
Dive bomb >Burn alive underwater
With satan and victorious weapons >Blast black metal full volume while killing the enemy
Smell of death >You no longer care about smell of rot
No pussy for corpse >Get declined by whore because of death smell
Inaccurate statistics >Kill your officer or nco and don't get caught
Kayden Adams
>battle hardened Kek
Nicholas Nelson
Sides: orbit
Robert Ramirez
Final Enemy >An hero a few months after getting home.
Carson Ramirez
Sides: orbit >Blow someone in half. Hamburger style
Robert Ross
Rommel Style >capture one or more enemy squads while behind their lines
We Wuz Vikangz >kill at least one enemy in CQC with an axe
Flottiglia X Mas >keep fighting for your original side even after having switched sides. Prerequisites: True Italian
William Harris
Hit or Miss >return home to find your spouse took the children and all your belongings.
Hudson Cooper
A Man Amongst Men >kill ten Africans with a FN-FAL pattern rifle.
Nathaniel Sullivan
Leaf Blower >kill ten Canadian soldiers
Limekiller >kill ten british soldiers
Burger Flipper >kill ten American soldiers
Knockoff Copies >kill fifty Chinese soldiers
Josiah James
Roadblock >kill ten Indian soldiers
Prohibitionism Enforcer >kill a hundred Russian soldiers
Michael Torres
underrated
Jaxson Hill
I knew a Marine who carried a battle axe in combat. He was prior FFL. Dude was and likely still is a fucking maniac.
Jacob Clark
You're Gonna Go Far Kid >Launch a child 15 feet with any explosive
Christopher Kelly
absolute mad lad
Lucas Long
kek
Eli Roberts
The Zone >Desploy in Ukraine, and get assignated to The gray zone
G.I's Blues >Has a A10 Pilot gunner, commit More than 8 friendly fire casualities
Connor Hall
Just like in anime >get or create a battle harem
Poo in loo >force an indian soldier to shit in a toilet and then shout "IT'S TIME TO FLASH" and shoot the guy
Leo Butler
Taxpayer Funded >Use up $10,000 of equipment
Wyatt Reyes
Former FFL and joined the marines? The French marines? Still makes no fucking sense but ok
Jonathan Collins
Can someone cap this for me? Am driving or would do it myself.
Asher Williams
Shall Not be Infringed >Kill 120 Federal Agent in Civil War mode
Caleb Jones
Pussy Melter >torch a cat
Cameron Cruz
Yellow Gatoraide >Piss in teammates camel back
Gone but Not Forgotten >Steal sensitive equipment from an officer and hide it
Company Hero >Recover "lost" items and become a hero
The Switcharoo >Switch peoples weapons onto fire without them knowing in chow hall line and yell at them for their lack of awareness
Good Company >Get a two or more company grade article 15s
Ghost Gun >Take peoples weapons when they are not looking and hide them while they panic.
Poopertrooper >Masturbate in portapotty in 110+ degree weather in full battle rattle.
Oh shit I'm feeling it >Get a kill while listening to music
No compromise >Only use Heckler & Koch guns
Some compromise >Only use one Heckler & Koch gun
My little Armalite >Get 10 kills with an AR
Slotting floppies? >Get a kill with a 3 1/2" floppy disk
Your name on this bullet! >Kill your arch nemesis with a bullet that has his name etched into it
To whomever it may concern... >Get 5 kills with a single grenade
Dear grid coordinates... >Get 10 kills with a single artillery strike
Where did user go? >Grab your SKS and hide in the woods for the duration of the war.
That one thread >Capture a deer and violate it with a dildo. You monster.
Anthony Hall
>...and the horse you rode in on. Kill an enemy combatant while he is violating livestock
Colton Sanders
Hot piece of ass >Blow and enemy’s lower half off
Luke Taylor
Gorilla Warfare >Destroy the local zoo
Animal Mother >Adopt an abandoned pet
WHAT? >Forget your ear pro
X marks the spot >Lose an eye
Pyrotechnical >Ignite a civilian vehicle
Nice carrier, douchebag. > smoke out a city block
Leo Walker
Nah, you got the indian one wrong >Urban janitor Kill 10 Indian soldiers
Owen Howard
Sic semper tyrannosaurus >Kill a memeber of an invading army with a dinosaur bone
PERKELEPERKELEPERKELE >Overdose on amphetamines during a firefight
Hey you, you're finally awake... >Wake up in a vehicle with no recollection of how you got there
This machine kills fascists... >Kill an enemy with a guitar
...well this machine kills commies >Kill an enemy with the last round in a M1 Garand chambered in .308
Christian Allen
Vlad was here >Find corpse impaled to the ground
Elven hunter >Kill 10 Finns
Gay hunter >Kill 10 Swedes
Soul of warrior >Eat heart of an enemy
Dick head >Wear a beret
Cunt head >Wear a side cap
Nothing changed >Drop gay bomb to sweden
Destroyer of the sacred places >Burn more than one Finnish sauna
Just a flesh wound >Lose four limbs and surive
Johnny got his gun >Lose all limbs and whole face including his eyes, ears, teeth, and tongue
Give johnny a gun >Make someone to lose all limbs and whole face including his eyes, ears, teeth, and tongue
Benjamin Gray
The Bigger They Are... >kill an enemy armed with.a .50cal+ weapon ...The Harder They Fall >with a .50cal+ weapon
Brayden Garcia
A weapon to surpass metal gear... >Assemble and arm a technical Boss get down. >Successfuly hide from an attack helicopter. Master Chef. >Disable an enemy vehicle with any sort of fire and a grenade.
Eli Hall
Dodge This >Spend your first full paycheck on a Dodge Charger Thank Me For My Service >Regardless of the topic, make every conversation about your time in the military Just Pretending To Be Retarded >Get accused of stolen valor
Luke White
Remove Kebab >successfully clear a building of Muslim inhabitants
Lucas Butler
Brazilian Bootlegger >Kill an enemy with any homemade gun you found
Militaristic Weeb >Get your fellow soldiers to enjoy any anime series
They Belong to us, Now >Capture the Falklands as any countries army that isn't Argentina or the UK
Malicious Kindness >While serving in a country with a starvation issue, throw the worst MRE food you have and water bottles with piss and drink-mix mixed into it.
"I could've sworn I already killed that man!" >Kill two Chinese soldiers
Jeremiah Wright
>throw the worst MRE food you have and water bottles with piss and drink-mix mixed into it to the children who harassed your fellow soldiers
I think I'm retarded
John King
>Last Defense Claymore kill from sitting on a field shitter
Sebastian Myers
Hi Guys >Get a kill using antique French milsurp Donkey Show >Get a kill using anything dubbed "donkey dick" No Tactical Advantage Whatsoever >Write on/decorate your rifle
Camden Reyes
EEEEEEEEEEE >frag your CO with a "negligent" discharge Keep and Bear Arms >take a downed enemy's limb as a trophy