>smells great when fired
>self-lubricating
>mohammad doesn't go to heaven and fuck his 72 virgins when he gets killed by one
>makes captured weapons/ammo taboo to mohammad
>can be used as emergency food supply
Why don't we coat military ammo in lard oil?
Owen Murphy
Grayson Gonzalez
Muslims don't have a spiritual allergy to pork products. These dispensations are also to be disregarded in emergencies or situations you can't control, like being shot
Jonathan Cox
Because that's retarded.
Alexander Torres
They're ideological puritans in writing but degenerate all the damn time.
> These dispensations are also to be disregarded in emergencies or situations you can't control
i.e. being middle eastern
Matthew Rodriguez
per I'm positive being shot by some white fuck fighting for God and country entitles Abdul to even more virgins.
Hunter Miller
Matthew Garcia
the pork bullets vs muslims is cringeworthy ignorant fuddlore
the pork has eaten on a voluntary basis to be haram
Cameron Lopez
Lard is expensive and goes rancid.
Robert Martin
But if they're raped then it's their fault, so if you shoot them in the butt with a lard oil coated dildo-bullet, they're sinners and don't get to rape their 70 lolis.
Not lard, lard oil.
Elijah Edwards
Marines are already eating crayons, do you really want the ammunition they use to taste good?
Nicholas Harris
I don't know where you heard that but Muslims don't believe that being raped stops a virtuous believer from going to Jannah
Aaron Rivera
>self-lubricating
Hatcher suggests this is a bad idea.
Mason Bennett
What is Sepoy Mutiny?
Charles Russell
Eley in the morning.
Gavin Morgan
Wouldn’t apply as very few Muslims are in the army
Kayden Brown
Isn't alcohol forbidden entirely?
Angel Smith
Surprised how much Jow Forums knows about Muslims. Know thy enemy, I guess.
Joseph Robinson
>Marines are already eating crayons, do you really want the ammunition they use to taste good?
FUCKIN LOST IT TO THIS!
user, you get a (You) AND a /thread!
Holy shit, my eyes are watering, I farted and cummed!
Thomas Perez
We like guns, we're not retarded you fucking bigot. Go read a book nigger
Carson White
I think a bunch of Muslims and Hindus in Pakistan and India tried to rebel over being forced to bite open paper ammmunition cartridges because lard and tallow were used in making the ammo, then the British put the rebels down hard.
Ryan Morris
Wasted digits