Team Barnes or Team Elias?

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Barnes because I want to actually win wars not just get distracted by bullshit and slog them out for 15 years and give up.

Elias, team weed lmao.

Me in the middle

Who Team Wolfe here?

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Elias. The best men don't become that which they hate. Just barbarous heathens.

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> not taking the My Lai reenactment tour
Shameful!

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Interesting question and nice thread.
Im torn to be honest.
I would like to be on Team Barnes, he is a fucking badass killing machine and I feel that I could keep up with him, but he is clearly deranged and highly unstable.
Dude was about to execute a 4 year old for no reason, because the VC supporters are highly disciplined and that wouldnt have fazed them at all.
Then he shoots his comrade in the brush because he punched him to snap him out of his bloodlust.
Team Elias is what I would pick, he is also a savage killing machine, and a good leader who actually takes care of his men.
Yeah hes a dudeweeder and all, but whatever, as long as I got home in one piece I wouldnt give a fuck about some guys offduty choice of luxury item to partake in.
Except acid dudes, whoever would do something like that in a warzone is a fucking retard.

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they fucking cut dudes dick off and put it in his mouth or maybe that was dead presidents, waste the entire village.

Barnes
he's great at his job. Extremely baked and breadpilled

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Platoon they walk into a hut and trigger an IED/sticknade, completely different.
I agree in that scenario though, waste em.

I'm on team "go to college, drink beer, finger gooey smelly sorority pussy, and not get my head blown off."

Best Team is Team O'Neill, he even gets promoted at the end of the movie.

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When I was a kid, Elias, now Barnes

>die and never make it home because your leader is a psychopathic fuck who doesnt care about anybody even himself
Hmm hmm yes, nice choice, youve grown up to be a very intelligent person.

> not become the child born of those two fathers

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Barnes cared about keeping the men in the unit alive. He was willing to do anything to keep them from falling victim to the VC's tricks.

Elias didn't give a fuck about anyone. He led taylor and the kid from california way ahead of the platoons lines during a firefight. He was told by barnes that the artillery was going to be hammering that area to cover their retreat. He still took two fucking rookies into the killzone and left them their alone. He was reckless and suicidal, he got the kid from california killed and he got himself killed.

The argument between barnes and elias was started when elias physically attacked barnes. Barnes was defending himself. Then immediately after elias's men were planning to frag barnes. He found out and that elias was going to kill him or that he was going to be caught up in a court martial over killing VC sympathizers.

Barnes was the actual leader of their platoon. The Lt was fucking useless and meak and defered leadership to barnes. Barnes killing elias was done to protect the platoon from having elias as it's only leadership. Barnes was protecting his men by protecting himself.

anyone who disagrees with barnes is a literal dude weed lmao peace and love faggot and doesn't belong in combat.

don't post that image if you are a fucking cuckold who doesn't agree with it's message.

no when they go to the villages one of their guys disappears and they find him mutilated

cowards

>die and never make it home because your leader is a psychopathic fuck who doesnt care about anybody even himself

yeah i wouldnt want elias either dude was a psychopath. literally didnt care about anything and was doped up.

Nigger, Barnes clearly cared about getting his guys home, he just didnt care about the dirty VC. Elias also cared but took retarded risks.

>duty vs freedom
black and red baby

people forget hw much of a badass elias was
>only one with the balls big enough to call Barnes out on his shit
>and beat his ass in front of his men
>goes on a 1 man flanking maneuver killing the enemy by himself

b..but Barnes was a badass !
Barnes was bat shit and probably would have started killing his other men anyway

Elias
>great soldier
>brave
>competent
>great at tactics
>cares about his people
>cool guy all around

Barnes
>literal traitor
>mental nigger
>team killer

you have never seen this movie.

Saw it many times, friend.

if you have to justify your position by killing your own side you've got a few screws loose

Platoon fucking sucks. Never made it more than five minutes. It was mediocre, which is actually worse than bad.

>Mental nigger
Lol, true

>this movie sucks
>i haven't watched more than five minutes of it
i don't even

Barnes. I want to make it home. Elias and his hippie bullshit would get you killed eventually.

>mediocre
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When you're coming off Full Metal Jacket and Apocalypse Now, it's pretty damn underwhelming. Same with We Were Soldiers.

pretty much.
>chimp out
>get your ass kicked for being a retard
>avenge your "honor" by betraying your comrade in the middle of battlefield

Team Maverick. Homoerotic volleyball while flipping off slavs in the sky.

Elias, Barnes turned on his own out of a desire for self preservation. Both are very competent NCOs, but barnes was too easily compromised by his emotions.

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Platoon is the best vietnam war movie ever made.
Apocalypse now and Full Metal Jacket are arguably better films, but they just use vietnam as a backdrop for their stories, whereas Platoon is inseparable from the vietnam war.

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Really? You don't want to smell that stinky sorority pussy down by the river?
>youtu.be/HUSknqJMJkw
>1:35

Barnes, Elias was a little bitch.

Didnt Elias also go tunnel rat as well? Fucking bad ass.

Neither. That movie is leftist propaganda.

how are you judging a movie that you watched ~4% of

honestly, the government should've shipped all of the commie bitches protesting the war to saigon to boost morale
wouldve prevented rapes too

What movies aren't leftist propaganda then?
Asides from triumph of the will.

alternatively we could have just not gone to vietnam at all, told the french to fuck off, and have an ally for life in vietnam to hedge against the chinks

Its somewhat baffling that America chose to back the French in indochina and betray their allies at suez.

Easily, I've tried several times. One of the main turn-offs is that it's so incredibly 90s (I mean style, not the year of release whereas First Blood Part Two is quintessentially 80s), along with the actors being too distinct. It seems dated in a bad way, and very cliche/mediocre.

This overall.
War was a waste of American lives and resources.
Should have just nuked and invaded Soviet Russia before they became a nuclear power after WWII.

It’s good, but it’s definitely he worst of the Big Four Nam flicks. Objective order is:
>Apoalypse Now
>Full Metal Jacket
>Hamburger Hill
>Platoon
Forrest Gump and The Deer Hunter gets honourable mentions since they don’t really count.

You mean they didn't? youtube.com/watch?v=_RUijp9WN6M

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>use grand total of three nukes
>at least one probably gets shit down before hitting its target
>proceed to get Zerg rushed

you've tried several times to watch 4% of a movie

>I can easily and accurately judge a movie based on the first 5 minutes
Have you considered a career reviewing films with your 400 IQ method?

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Cable television, I know kids these days forget that not everything is a torrent, hard copy, or stream.

Most big budget movies are leftist, but Oliver Stone is blatantly a propagandist. JFK, Platoon, Born on the Fourth of July, and especially his "documentary" the Untold History of the United States all use heavily altered real life footage or make up scenarios that never happened in order to support his socialist agenda.

If you can't tell what a movie is by the trailer, let alone watching five to ten minutes, then I don't know what to tell you buddy.

>especially his "documentary" the Untold History of the United States all use heavily altered real life footage or make up scenarios that never happened in order to support his socialist agenda.
What from that documentary is made up?

Is it really a propaganda movie if its an expression of your own experiences, as in Platoon and Born on the Fourth of July?

But his promotion was basically a death sentence. He clearly didn't want it. I felt bad for him.

Trailers are deliberately designed to trick the average movie goer into buying a ticket to watch the movie.
This means they're almost never representative of the substance of the actual films.
Yeah you can get a decent impression of if you'll like a film in the first few minutes, but acting like you actually have anything substantive or meaningful to say about the film is just stupid.

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youre a revisionist bootlicking faggit, Untold is absolutely historically accurate. erasing or altering history is what the right wing does, not the left

Both wings will do so if it suits their interests.

No shit that's what they're designed to do. If you can't see through the window dressing by the time you reach double digits, then I don't know how stupid you can be. And like I said, I tuned into parts, not starting at the beginning. It seemed to have the same production value of Hot Shots.

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That is literally what happened though. They lost one of their guys and found him in the riverbed

This thread went to shit. I'm ashamed of all of you. Elias wins. Thread over.

>Randomly tuning into different sections is all you need to truly understand a film through vague feelings
We have a true kinographile among us

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Fuck I havent watched it in a while and when I do Im usually drunk as shit with my buddies.
But thats why they go on the whole S&D mission in the first place then?

Roger Stone is a communist bootlicker. Half of Untold History is America is pure evil and the USSR was the good guy. Can you tell me how in anyway any of his Fidel Castro documentaries aren't blatant pro-communist propaganda?

How about you substantiate your claims nigger?

They're polar opposites of one another. Elias is meant to be the influence of good over Taylor, to show compassion to the enemy. Elias retains the ability to make the distinction between civilians and combatants, something Barnes begins to lose. Along with a variety of his other mental faculties towards the end. Barnes is meant to be an evil influence over Taylor, who shows nothing but contempt for their enemy. He dehumanizes them, belittles them and underestimates them. He even goes so far as to kill one of his own just because they had a little scuffle. Barnes is the epitome of a beta male pretending to be alpha. Elias wants to leave Vietnam as soon as possible without considering the ramifications. Barnes wishes they could push all the way to Hanoi and be done with it - but I think we all know now, in retrospect, that if it had happened that way there'd be no quick end to it.

Viewing the conflict after the fact, I would have to say Elias was mostly right. The price being paid by America to kill communists was too high. Particularly to kill communists who turned out to be pretty good guys. They had the sensibility to not only acknowledge that other communists in the area, the Cambodian Khmer Rouge, were committing atrocities but they also had the guts to intervene and eventually eliminate Pol Pot's regime. America should have always stayed in an advisory role in SEA.

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What does he say in the movie that's untrue? It's "Untold History of the United States", not "History of the USSR That's Been Drilled Into Everybody's Heads By Corporate Media and the CIA".

Yes, this is true. If you can't figure out a film from any section within 10 minutes, then you're pretty fucking dim.

>Play bitch to your First Sergeant
>Drop Arty on your own fucking platoon

Truly one of the best and brightest the Army had to offer.

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Well its not like you would develop a better understanding of a film watched to completion anyway.

That's pretty damning, what he is doing with Trudeau's dad?

Who's team /Air Cav/?

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Fuck I meant Oliver Stone lol

>America should have always stayed in an advisory role in SEA.
What the US should have done was this...
>Accept that the Vietnamese nationalist movement was, and would for the foreseeable future, be dominated by communists
>recognize that pretty much every non-communist vietnamese "nationalist" had been a French bootlicker/collaborator (see Ngo Dinh Diem)
>Recognize Vietnam's declaration of independence in 1945 under Ho Chi Minh's leadership
>establish diplomatic relations, offer aid
>tell France to fuck off
>play on the strong nationalist element of Vietnamese communism, draw attention to the threat to Vietnam's sovereignty posed by the USSR and China
>encourage the Vietnamese to pursue a wholly independent foreign policy, even if it maintains a communist economy
>Suddenly you get Yugoslavia 2.0 in Asia, both the USSR and China's influence is limited
The real problem was that the US leaders believed their own Cold War propaganda about literally every leftist movement being directed from Moscow.

team Emu reporting

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Apocalypse Now is gay as fuck compared to Platoon.
Gtfo faggot.
If I was the protag I would have buttstroked the Colonel because he was an annoying ass faggot, then ran off into the jungle and joined MACVSOG.

>implying Castro wasn't a based mega chad

I want to triumph over great adversity and self actualize as a man and a warrior before marrying a good wholesome traditional woman and have children.

fucking around before marriage is a jewish trick meant to destroy the family unit and degenerate our society.

How can you manage to take something so heterosexual and make it seem like the gayest thing possible?

This but also nuke Paris.

Fucking based and redpilled.

Belgian detected.

Jow Forums and fascists in general are all closet fags.

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I dont see anything really gay about having Aryan warrior blood senpai.

Yes, the best youtube.com/watch?v=ui6Wak5lcSE

>there's nothing gay about getting hard to images of jacked dudes grappling with each other

People who say Barnes, do you retards think USA was in Vietnam because they are our mortal enemies or something?
We were fighting communists you dumb niggers.
So when you act worse than communists, what's the fucking point? Why even fight? What are you offering to people there? Death squads for corrupt and ineffective Vietnamese governments we supported?
Also, Barnes MURDERS his own comrade during battle for purely selfish reasons.
I don't know if this board is either edgy kids or downright psychopathic low-IQ niggers.

>i only care about jacking off part of a desire to die a glorious death in combat and not the esoteric part
Welp, looks like youre going off the cliff upon birth.

No there are a few high-IQ people left who understand that Elias was far better the leader user.

>I don't know if this board is either edgy kids or downright psychopathic low-IQ niggers
Little column a, little column b.
Jow Forums is the second stupidest board on Jow Forums, every now and then there's some really great threads with some knowledgeable guys having interesting discussions

>Welp, looks like youre going off the cliff upon birth.
Spartans were gay as fuck also, and got BTFO by Chad Macedonians. Why does Jow Forums worship fag societies?

Again, you take something that should be cool and say it in the gayest way you possibly can.
Stop being such a tryhard.